The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Unknown

  2012-03-15 01:46:47

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• Princess Alice

  2012-03-15 01:46:53

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Why does Amazon.com put up with The Insufferable Jackass?
  

  I dunno, maybe they're childhood friends or something.

  Also I now associate variants on "I'm so sorry" with the Tenth Doctor.
  

  I figured you'd say that. I do too.
  
• Haven

  2012-03-15 01:51:48

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Maybe Amazon.com is just really contrary and wants to prove the "insufferable" part wrong by continuing to suffer him.
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-03-15 01:54:44

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I still have Yukari as my twitter avatar.

  Fitting.
• Princess Alice

  2012-03-15 02:06:16

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Why did I compile these?
  
• Misery

  2012-03-15 02:08:52

  The sadness will last forever.

  I can't imagine living my SO, cooking for them and what not. All my cooking would be awful or consist mostly of salad or cup of noodles.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-03-15 02:14:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Also it amuses me that I made Haven laugh with a story mostly about fire.
  
• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-03-15 02:15:38 edited 2012-03-15 02:18:57

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

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  (That was a bit long. - Anonus)
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-03-15 02:18:28

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Exploding Head Syndrome is unpleasant.

  This is the second time in four months. I wonder if something's wrong with me. :|
• Ombre_Morbide

  2012-03-15 02:18:54 edited 2012-03-15 02:19:39

  ^^^ Y'know what else is amusing and all about fire? This video!
• Misery

  2012-03-15 02:40:19

  The sadness will last forever.

  FOREVER ALONE
  
  IS ME
  
• Justice4243

  2012-03-15 02:58:32 edited 2012-03-15 02:58:57

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  
  Technical difficulties...
• Justice4243

  2012-03-15 03:00:32

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  CH3F and waiterstuck

  D4V3 D4V3

  what
  oh jegus
  it smells like a home depot fucking collapsed on itself in here
  the lamp section is just broken glass under a heap of rubble
  the limbs of a minimum wage handyman poke out from under some boards and shit
  there were no survivors
  1 TH1NK 1T SM3LLS GR34T
  WH4TS 4 HOM3 D3POT?
  its where people send their underpaid migrant workers to get stuff when they want to build shit
  OH
  WH4TS 4 M1GR4NT WORK3R?
  never mind that
  what are you doing
  1 M4D3 D1NN3R >:]
  thats pretty fucking unsettling
  1 M4D3 TH3 B3ST SM3LL1NG P13S, 3V3R!
  im pretty certain you just painted some chalk you put in a pie tin
  im also pretty certain this is completely inedible
  were talking about a number thats pretty fucking close to one hundred with a big old percentage sign behind it
  OF COURS3 YOU C4NT 3AT TH3M Y3T!
  YOU H4V3 TO B4K3 TH3M F1RST
  oh gog
  tell me you didnt
  H3Y
  WHAT SMELLS L1K3 CHOCOL4T3 OR4NG3S?
  man how is that even a thing that trolls have
  also the oven is on fire and im pretty sure burning paint fumes are pretty
  goddamn toxic
  GOD FUCKING DAMNIT why did you just eat that pie???
  BUT IT SM3LT SO GOOD
  i hope there is a stomach pump on this rock
  D4V3 D4V3!
  what
  1 C4N SM3LL FOR3V3R, D4VE! >8]
• Misery

  2012-03-15 03:02:48

  The sadness will last forever.

  Eh??
• Ombre_Morbide

  2012-03-15 03:09:31

  ^^ If this is a taste of what Homestuck is, then I want no fucking part of it.
• Anonus

  2012-03-15 03:10:14

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  No, it's Homestuck meets The Five Singers REstauratnt.
  
• Misery

  2012-03-15 03:10:32

  The sadness will last forever.

  ^^ Same.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-03-15 03:11:38

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I giggled.
  
• Ombre_Morbide

  2012-03-15 03:14:18

  Reading that for me was like... the visual equivalent of sniffing paint fumes or some shit.
• Justice4243

  2012-03-15 03:15:06

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  
• Misery

  2012-03-15 03:17:52

  The sadness will last forever.

  Internet tough guys are hilarious as hell!
  
• Ombre_Morbide

  2012-03-15 03:18:13 edited 2012-03-15 03:19:02

  ^^ So your mission was to look like a human jackass?
• Unknown

  2012-03-15 03:20:12

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• Justice4243

  2012-03-15 03:20:22

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Man, you guys just broke out the pots and kettles and went to town with the black paint.

  
  
• Ombre_Morbide

  2012-03-15 03:34:38 edited 2012-03-15 03:59:06

  
  
  It was a bit hypocritical, wasn't it?
• Princess Alice

  2012-03-15 03:38:32

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  There's an awesome storm going on here right now. Alice loves her a good thunderstorm, she does.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-03-15 03:38:42

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  

  
  

  This is the closet thing I could find to a hippo critic.

  
  

  Except  apparently it's a font.

  
  

  

  
  

  And a blog.

  
  

  
  
• Misery

  2012-03-15 03:39:47

  The sadness will last forever.

  Pizza is yummy.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-03-15 03:40:51

  
  

  I love storms.
• Ombre_Morbide

  2012-03-15 03:45:40 edited 2012-03-26 13:16:19

  
  
• Misery

  2012-03-15 03:46:21

  The sadness will last forever.

  -eats the next poster-
  
• Haven

  2012-03-15 03:47:21

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Etymologically speaking, I believe that would be "PONYcritical"
• Misery

  2012-03-15 03:48:12

  The sadness will last forever.

  -eats all the posters here-
  
• Justice4243

  2012-03-15 03:49:13

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Man, if you have to resort to etymology to explain a pun, you're doing it wrong.

  
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-03-15 03:49:34

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Hey
• Misery

  2012-03-15 03:49:55

  The sadness will last forever.

  Hey
• Ombre_Morbide

  2012-03-15 03:52:24 edited 2012-03-26 13:16:10

  
  
• Justice4243

  2012-03-15 03:53:38 edited 2012-03-15 03:53:51

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Being a brony has far less to do with it then people offhandedly knowing the root word for "hippopotamus".
• Ombre_Morbide

  2012-03-15 03:57:01 edited 2012-03-15 03:59:33

  No comment.
• Unknown

  2012-03-15 04:00:24

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• Justice4243

  2012-03-15 04:01:13

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  THE COMMENT DOESN'T WRITE AT ALL!
• Justice4243

  2012-03-15 04:11:33

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  I need to close stuff when I'm done reading it.

  
  

  REALLY don't want to have to explain 

  
  

  "Homosexual Necrophilia In The Mallard Duck"

  
  

  To a co-worker.
• Obā-san

  2012-03-15 05:19:56

  
  

  Da booork?
• Imipolex G

  2012-03-15 10:06:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  WHO IS CHANGING MY THREAD TITLE
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-03-15 10:09:04

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  So, anyway, I was eating Caramel Bugles in the car on the way to the office. They're good, but then I looked at the back of the package, and, well...
• Imipolex G

  2012-03-15 10:14:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Betty Crocker made me late leaving work the other day.
  
  Fuck Betty Crocker.
  
• Misery

  2012-03-15 10:15:43

  The sadness will last forever.

  Always set your expectations low no matter what.
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-03-15 10:28:37

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  why?
• Misery

  2012-03-15 10:29:40

  The sadness will last forever.

  I learned it from experience.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-03-15 10:43:46

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Caramel Bugles
  

  
  ?