What if the hearts don't hurt you? What if you automatically dodge them? What if you are the one shooting hearts? What if you are actually an extremely small target? What if there is a safe spot right in the center? What if the hearts are actually extra lives? What if you can dissipate the hearts? Think creatively!!! It's only a .gif of a pretty danmaku pattern. :D
the vagina creature that was killed for no reason other than the fact that it was a vagina creature
what
"SO THERE'S THIS PART IN TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION WHERE THE AUTOBOTS SUDDENLY ENCOUNTER A SUPER-LITERAL VAGINA DENTATA ALIEN THAT'S JUST HANGING OUT IN A CAGE. THERE'S NO REASON FOR THIS TO BE HAPPENING ON ANY LEVEL, IT'S JUST CLEARLY STUCK IN FOR SOME MOTIVATIONAL REASON. BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THE REVEAL OF THE ALIEN'S VAGINA DENTATA-NESS IS NOT SOME PLACID CINEMATIC MOMENT BUT INSTEAD HIGHLY EMPHASIZED. THIS IS CLEAR. THIS IS OVERT. SO THEN THE FAT AUTOBOT (ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS, BY THE WAY) IS SO REVOLTED BY THIS IMAGE THAT IT TELLS THIS WAY-TOO-CLEAR-VAGINA-SYMBOL THAT IT IS "TOO UGLY TO LIVE." THEN THE VAGINA GETS SOME SLIME ON HIM AND THE FAT AUTOBOT COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND AND THINKS HE'S "BURNING." BUT THEN THE FAT AUTOBOT JUST REALIZES IT'S JUST "SHIZZ." SO HE CALLS THE VAGINA-SYMBOL "BITCH" AND SHOOTS HER DEAD."
character who carries around a certificate that has the age of consent law on it.
what
i will never watch this movie but just... what?
and what does any of that have to do with giant robots anyway
The main character's seventeen year old daughter has a twenty year old boyfriend who carries around the age of consent law with him to show that he is legally able to have sex with a seventeen year old.
idk about anyone else but after reading this post i really really want to see this film. it sounds brilliant
"i know you think its wrong that i had sex with the giant vagina dentata alien. but heres where youre wrong" *unfurls large bundle of legal papers* "as you can see under the sexual rights act 1996 i am well within my rights to legally have sex with any alien beings metaphorically representing female genitalia. BITCH"
"i know you think its wrong that i had sex with the giant vagina dentata alien. but heres where youre wrong" *unfurls large bundle of legal papers* "as you can see under the sexual rights act 1996 i am well within my rights to legally have sex with any alien beings metaphorically representing female genitalia. BITCH"
Finallly, something good to come out of this discussion.
Incidentally, one of those friends was Spiky Hair, who seemed bowled over by Wal-Mart. Like, would not shut up about how great it was, and how inexpensive it was and how much choice there was.
In addition to this, there's the simple fact that being talked about is what makes something important, and for better or for worse people have been continuously talking about Transformers for the past seven years.
So if we just stop talking about it for long enough, it will stop being important? Like we were trying to do in the first place?
In addition to this, there's the simple fact that being talked about is what makes something important, and for better or for worse people have been continuously talking about Transformers for the past seven years.
So if we just stop talking about it for long enough, it will stop being important? Like we were trying to do in the first place?
It would be nice if you could just will the general populace into not caring, but it won't happen. And no, trying to get people who are intelligent to stop talking about it won't help either.
I don't think saying that it's not possible to change a massive portion of the population's opinion on a movie series is defeatist; it's just realistic.
Did the Transformers films really have any real influence?
The Raimi Spider-Man films were the ones that started us down this path in the first place (although they were apparently a lot better than most of what followed).
Bayformers just showed Hollywood that films following that formula didn't have to be good to make money. That was what really opened the spigot, to be sure, but there were other films like it in production at the time that would've had the same influence. For the rest of your argument, I refer to what Sredni said earlier, since I agree with everything he said.
If you say everyone should stop talking about Transformers, the only people who will agree are people who agree they're terrible and harmful. So the only voices that will be heard are the ones that are positive.
Did the Transformers films really have any real influence?
The Raimi Spider-Man films were the ones that started us down this path in the first place (although they were apparently a lot better than most of what followed).
Bayformers just showed Hollywood that films following that formula didn't have to be good to make money. That was what really opened the spigot, to be sure, but there were other films like it in production at the time that would've had the same influence. For the rest of your argument, I refer to what Sredni said earlier, since I agree with everything he said.
Other things could have had a massive influence on Hollywood, but it is Transformers that did.
If you say everyone should stop talking about Transformers, the only people who will agree are people who agree they're terrible and harmful. So the only voices that will be heard are the ones that are positive.
counterpoint: those with positive opinions on the transformers movie aren't people worth arguing with on the subject of film
If there's one thing the people of this country really excel at, it's Not Giving a Shit About Things.
Stop hyping up the Transformers movies, stop treating them like a big phenomenon that warrants recognition, and start reminding people that there are better movies they could be watching, and people will lose interest.
If you say everyone should stop talking about Transformers, the only people who will agree are people who agree they're terrible and harmful. So the only voices that will be heard are the ones that are positive.
counterpoint: those with positive opinions on the transformers movie aren't people worth arguing with on the subject of film
They are also the ones buying most of the tickets for these terrible movies and, ergo, are the ones that make them influential.
If you say everyone should stop talking about Transformers, the only people who will agree are people who agree they're terrible and harmful. So the only voices that will be heard are the ones that are positive.
counterpoint: those with positive opinions on the transformers movie aren't people worth arguing with on the subject of film
They are also the ones buying most of the tickets for these terrible movies and, ergo, are the ones that make them influential.
but the things that would be influenced by Transformers aren't things I would care about either way.
Did the Transformers films really have any real influence?
The Raimi Spider-Man films were the ones that started us down this path in the first place (although they were apparently a lot better than most of what followed).
Bayformers just showed Hollywood that films following that formula didn't have to be good to make money. That was what really opened the spigot, to be sure, but there were other films like it in production at the time that would've had the same influence. For the rest of your argument, I refer to what Sredni said earlier, since I agree with everything he said.
Other things could have had a massive influence on Hollywood, but it is Transformers that did.
The MCU and The Dark Knight were already in production, and I'd argue those have had a good deal more influence on the current state of Hollywood than Bayformers has had.
Did the Transformers films really have any real influence?
The Raimi Spider-Man films were the ones that started us down this path in the first place (although they were apparently a lot better than most of what followed).
Bayformers just showed Hollywood that films following that formula didn't have to be good to make money. That was what really opened the spigot, to be sure, but there were other films like it in production at the time that would've had the same influence. For the rest of your argument, I refer to what Sredni said earlier, since I agree with everything he said.
Other things could have had a massive influence on Hollywood, but it is Transformers that did.
The MCU and The Dark Knight were already in production, and I'd argue those have had a good deal more influence on the current state of Hollywood than Bayformers has had.
I'm not talking about comparatives here. I'm saying Transformers is terrible and continues to have a noticeable impact on the medium, and it makes sense that people dealing with popular movies have every right to talk about that continuing negative impact.
IM ARGUING BECAUSE I DON'T CARE AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ANYMORE
Then why did you respond to what Tachyon and MetaFour said? I was not going to reply until I saw that other people were going to join in.
because i wanted to articulate the idea that i no longer wanted to talk about this, as so to further emphasise how we should not be talking about this.
Also I can understand why they're seeing it when they're one of those people who ritually goes to see every movie that comes out so they can let their fans know whether they're worth it, but it seems like a bunch of people who don't do that are seeing the movie because they feel it's their duty to be robotically offended and annoyed by a robot punching movie that's longer than Lord of the Rings.
I care inasmuch as I find them distasteful and think we should stop giving the films money
Ideally they would have the cultural status of a rather niche porn flick - those who enjoy them can watch them in private, public discussion of them is considered distasteful and likely to incur negative judgement, and nobody who isn't interested need even know that they exist.
Comments
http://973-eht-namuh-973.com/
I'm not quite sure how they differ since I've never been in a Wal-Mart, but my friends who have been to America told me they're quite different.
He brought back a lot of cheap food he got there.
It's fairly cheap, but that's it.
Not the soul-crushing hell I've been led to believe Wal-Mart to be.
Stop hyping up the Transformers movies, stop treating them like a big phenomenon that warrants recognition, and start reminding people that there are better movies they could be watching, and people will lose interest.
Ideally they would have the cultural status of a rather niche porn flick - those who enjoy them can watch them in private, public discussion of them is considered distasteful and likely to incur negative judgement, and nobody who isn't interested need even know that they exist.
apologies for my part in prolonging this