You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm a non-canon princess, so I understand how you feel ^_^
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So, uh
What are you supposed to do when you're at that point where you have a rough plot outline in your head but it's not fleshed out enough to put prose to paper?
This is what always trips me up; I never get past this part -_-
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I thought when Kyle Kalghren retweeted that article saying Michael Bay knew his critics were going to buy tickets anyway, it meant that every critic and their grandmother wasn't going to end up talking about it.
Why the fuck are you watching Bayformers, what are you learning at this point.
There are always new things to learn, or at least new things to be repulsed by.
Take, for example, the vagina creature that was killed for no reason other than the fact that it was a vagina creature, or the character who carries around a certificate that has the age of consent law on it. Those are both new.
Why the fuck are you watching Bayformers, what are you learning at this point.
There are always new things to learn, or at least new things to be repulsed by.
Take, for example, the vagina creature that was killed for no reason other than the fact that it was a vagina creature, or the character who carries around a certificate that has the age of consent law on it. Those are both new.
WHYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERYONE KNEW THE MOVIE WAS GONNA BE SHIT STOP GIVING MONEY FOR SHIT AND THEN WHINING ABOUT HOW MUCH SHIT YOU'RE EATING STOOOOOOP
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Why the fuck are you watching Bayformers, what are you learning at this point.
There are always new things to learn, or at least new things to be repulsed by.
Take, for example, the vagina creature that was killed for no reason other than the fact that it was a vagina creature, or the character who carries around a certificate that has the age of consent law on it. Those are both new.
WHYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERYONE KNEW THE MOVIE WAS GONNA BE SHIT STOP GIVING MONEY FOR SHIT AND THEN WHINING ABOUT HOW MUCH SHIT YOU'RE EATING STOOOOOOP
There's still a conversation to be had, though. These movies are legendarily bad, but people still keep going to them. After four times, that's an interesting pattern. It makes sense to comment on them.
When critics complain, it's not because they're mad about watching them; it's because they're mad that they're bad, whether it was expected or not.
Le Plongeon claimed that the civilization of ancient Egypt was founded by Queen Moo, a refugee from the land's demise. Other refugees supposedly fled to Central America and became the Mayans.
Queen Moo
Hmm.
All I can think of now is, "I liked RahXephon."
If I Had Been Showered In Blue Blood, Wouldn't My Prayer Have Been Answered?
the vagina creature that was killed for no reason other than the fact that it was a vagina creature
what
"SO THERE'S THIS PART IN TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION WHERE THE AUTOBOTS SUDDENLY ENCOUNTER A SUPER-LITERAL VAGINA DENTATA ALIEN THAT'S JUST HANGING OUT IN A CAGE. THERE'S NO REASON FOR THIS TO BE HAPPENING ON ANY LEVEL, IT'S JUST CLEARLY STUCK IN FOR SOME MOTIVATIONAL REASON. BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THE REVEAL OF THE ALIEN'S VAGINA DENTATA-NESS IS NOT SOME PLACID CINEMATIC MOMENT BUT INSTEAD HIGHLY EMPHASIZED. THIS IS CLEAR. THIS IS OVERT. SO THEN THE FAT AUTOBOT (ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS, BY THE WAY) IS SO REVOLTED BY THIS IMAGE THAT IT TELLS THIS WAY-TOO-CLEAR-VAGINA-SYMBOL THAT IT IS "TOO UGLY TO LIVE." THEN THE VAGINA GETS SOME SLIME ON HIM AND THE FAT AUTOBOT COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND AND THINKS HE'S "BURNING." BUT THEN THE FAT AUTOBOT JUST REALIZES IT'S JUST "SHIZZ." SO HE CALLS THE VAGINA-SYMBOL "BITCH" AND SHOOTS HER DEAD."
character who carries around a certificate that has the age of consent law on it.
what
i will never watch this movie but just... what?
and what does any of that have to do with giant robots anyway
The main character's seventeen year old daughter has a twenty year old boyfriend who carries around the age of consent law with him to show that he is legally able to have sex with a seventeen year old.
Why the fuck are you watching Bayformers, what are you learning at this point.
There are always new things to learn, or at least new things to be repulsed by.
Take, for example, the vagina creature that was killed for no reason other than the fact that it was a vagina creature, or the character who carries around a certificate that has the age of consent law on it. Those are both new.
WHYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERYONE KNEW THE MOVIE WAS GONNA BE SHIT STOP GIVING MONEY FOR SHIT AND THEN WHINING ABOUT HOW MUCH SHIT YOU'RE EATING STOOOOOOP
There's still a conversation to be had, though. These movies are legendarily bad, but people still keep going to them. After four times, that's an interesting pattern. It makes sense to comment on them.
When critics complain, it's not because they're mad about watching them; it's because they're mad that they're bad, whether it was expected or not.
We can be critical of this, but we must keep fucking buying and watching and discussing because we know of no way of engaging with the world other than to throw money in it's face.
We can be critical of this, but we must keep fucking buying and watching and discussing because we know of no way of engaging with the world other than to throw money in it's face.
We could talk about better movies if it will make you happier?
But yes, I would like people not to care about Transformers 4, or too engage with it in any way.
It feels like as a culture we are incapable of learning our lesson.
It's the paradigmatic example of mindless nerd consumerism.
No it's not. It's reporting on something topical and attempting to understand why it continues to be popular in spite of its repulsiveness. Sure, there are quite a few "nerd critics" whose panning of the Transformers movies are little more than patting themselves and the people who agree with them on the back, but there is a dialogue to be held beyond just knowing that they'll be bad.
No it's not. It's reporting on something topical and attempting to understand why it continues to be popular in spite of its repulsiveness. Sure, there are quite a few "nerd critics" whose panning of the Transformers movies are little more than patting themselves and the people who agree with them on the back, but there is a dialogue to be held beyond just knowing that they'll be bad.
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Reminds me of something a then-recently-retired comicbook journalist said over ten years ago. That once he started reading just what he wanted to read, rather what his job required him to read, it was a lot easier for him to be optimistic about the state of comicbooks as a medium.
No it's not. It's reporting on something topical and attempting to understand why it continues to be popular in spite of its repulsiveness. Sure, there are quite a few "nerd critics" whose panning of the Transformers movies are little more than patting themselves and the people who agree with them on the back, but there is a dialogue to be held beyond just knowing that they'll be bad.
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY you know this is quite racist BUY BUY BUY BUY
You know, it's really difficult to talk to someone who has firmly decided to snub their nose at a particular topic.
But that is not the only purpose. It's not even the most important one.
It's the most important purpose to me, a consumer.
From the perspective of someone who wishes to understand the phenomenon of bad movies being popular, it probably warrants a brief mention. Something suitably short and dismissive.
No it's not. It's reporting on something topical and attempting to understand why it continues to be popular in spite of its repulsiveness. Sure, there are quite a few "nerd critics" whose panning of the Transformers movies are little more than patting themselves and the people who agree with them on the back, but there is a dialogue to be held beyond just knowing that they'll be bad.
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY you know this is quite racist BUY BUY BUY BUY
You know, it's really difficult to talk to someone who has firmly decided to snub their nose at a particular topic.
Do you support pirating films so one can engage in commentary about them without financially supporting the movies one would rather not support, for aesthetic and/or moral reasons?
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or just start writing and see where it goes
depends
writing process is something which is very different for everyone there's no solid evidence. try a few things and see what gets you furthest
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERYONE KNEW THE MOVIE WAS GONNA BE SHIT STOP GIVING MONEY FOR SHIT AND THEN WHINING ABOUT HOW MUCH SHIT YOU'RE EATING STOOOOOOP
there is an Azumanga Daioh fighting game
I am amused
what
i will never watch this movie but just... what?
and what does any of that have to do with giant robots anyway
this is less amusing
I hope you have an unexpectedly amusing day at work.
The main character's seventeen year old daughter has a twenty year old boyfriend who carries around the age of consent law with him to show that he is legally able to have sex with a seventeen year old.
ffffffffff
i am not interested in having a dialogue about it
it is self-evidently shit
did he died?
The most practical purpose of movie reviews from a viewer perspective is so we can avoid seeing movies that we will hate.
I knew it wouldn't be a masterpiece, but the racism was unexpected.
But yes, I would like people not to care about Transformers 4, or too engage with it in any way.
It feels like as a culture we are incapable of learning our lesson.
It's the most important purpose to me, a consumer.
From the perspective of someone who wishes to understand the phenomenon of bad movies being popular, it probably warrants a brief mention. Something suitably short and dismissive.