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• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-03 21:58:50 edited 2014-07-03 22:00:40

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Quoting myself from another thread where I mistakenly posted this:

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  I really wish that I had a band together solely so that I could do a sludge/black metal cover of Chvrches' "ZVVL".

  Yes, I am dead fucking serious.

  I'm listening to it now and, you know what, yeah, I get you.

  Yarrun XIX said:

  http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y60QNN584g

  Surprise! It's actually piano Touhou.
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-03 22:00:44

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Things that got old three years ago:

  
  

  Radio stations' continued insistence on spamming "Firework" by Katy Perry the week of July 4th
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-07-03 22:01:51

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I mean, seriously, those weird heavy instrumental breaks would be absolutely amazing if you had a distorted, detuned bass hammering away on that low end pulse, and that chorus is already basically a demonic chant.

  
  

  Yeah, I'm still in love with that band. They have their flaws, but I still love them.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-07-03 22:03:08

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Central Avenue said:

  Things that got old three years ago:

  
  

  Radio stations' continued insistence on spamming "Firework" by Katy Perry the week of July 4th

  Oh dear.

  
  

  Animal Collective's "Fireworks" would be better, but that has even less to do with the Fourth of July...
• Odradek

  2014-07-03 22:04:42

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Now I'm remembering John Steppling's ridiculous need to insert his hatred of Chevy Chase and Harold Raimis into every blogpost since Raimis died.
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-03 22:09:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• MetaFour

  2014-07-03 22:13:10

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Rather than songs about fireworks, I prefer to listen to stuff I consider distinctly American. Smile by Brian Wilson, America by Havalina Rail Co, Surfer's Choice by Dick Dale & the Del-Tones.
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-03 22:14:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-03 22:17:56

  
  

  
• Section42L

  2014-07-03 22:23:42

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  MetaFour said:

  Rather than songs about fireworks, I prefer to listen to stuff I consider distinctly American. Smile by Brian Wilson, America by Havalina Rail Co, Surfer's Choice by Dick Dale & the Del-Tones.

  Coincidentally, I was just listening to The Smile Sessions the other day. Smile in any form is a pretty impressive work, even if it's not quite the "teenage symphony to God" Brian thought he was making.
• Section42L

  2014-07-03 22:24:08

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  also, as long as we're on the topic of July 4th:

  
  

  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-03 22:33:25

  
  

  Section42L said:

  also, as long as we're on the topic of July 4th:

  
  

  

  legitimately dope tune
  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-03 22:35:01

  
  

  also the dude w/ the white af1s has wicked moves
  
• lee4hmz

  2014-07-03 22:38:19

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Central Avenue said:

  Things that got old three years ago:

  
  

  Radio stations' continued insistence on spamming "Firework" by Katy Perry the week of July 4th

  Ah, one of the things Toddstradamus did get right :P
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-03 22:49:19 edited 2014-07-03 22:49:49

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Going to go read the David arc in Animorphs.

  
  

  If I come back with tears in my eyes, it's because I also stopped by the legendary Sand-Pits of Florida and something got in my eye. 
• Obā-san

  2014-07-03 22:52:04

  
  

  nothing makes me cry like some dude getting morphed into a lizard via 90s photoshop
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-03 22:54:00

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Excuse you, it's a snake in this one.
• lee4hmz

  2014-07-03 22:56:24

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  *makes you all watch the Beastmaster series*
• Aliroz

  2014-07-03 23:19:55 edited 2014-07-03 23:22:07

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  naney said:

  nothing makes me cry like some dude getting morphed into a lizard via 90s photoshop
  

  
  It's a snake, not a lizard!
  
  And later he's a spoilerratspoiler.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-07-03 23:23:51

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-03 23:40:07

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

   

  <You don't want to be a golden eagle,> Tobias said. <They're jerks. They 

  go after other birds. Not to mention anything from a rabbit to a small 

  deer. And I'm not kidding about the deer. I saw a golden eagle take down 

  a young doe. Sank those talons right into the back of her head, boom, 

  she went down like she'd been shot.> 

   

  "I want to do the eagle," David said. 

  ~Foreshadowing~
  

  
  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-03 23:41:59

  
  

  i wish i had the figure to pull off techwear stuff
  
  guess i gotta start DOING LIFTS or something
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-03 23:46:13

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Did I say tears? Those would be tears of disgust. I forgot how much I hated this character.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-03 23:46:34

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Swole Nanners
• Obā-san

  2014-07-03 23:52:24

  
  

  a bit of muscle tone might do me good
  
  not too much though
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-03 23:57:54

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  "You know, it would be amazing," David said. 

   

  "What would be?" I asked. 

   

  He shrugged. "Us, with our powers? We could take anything we wanted. We 

  could like morph into cheetahs or whatever, run into some jewelry store, 

  grab the diamonds, and get away at sixty miles an hour. What could anyone do? 

  We'd be outta there. Plus, we'd morph back to humans." 

  ~Foreshadowing~
  

  
  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-04 00:02:19

  
  

  Plus, we'd morph back to humans.
  

  GEDDIT BECAUSE HE GETS TRAPPED AS AN ANIMAL LATER BECAUSE HE'S A SCUMLORD
  
  THAT'S WHY HE MENTIONED IT HERE
  
  DAMN APPLEGATE THAT'S SOME NXT LVL SHIT
  
  
  #SWEG2THEMAX
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-04 00:08:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I have a potato.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-04 00:14:43

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Honestly, I'm not sure if this is Applegate or one of the legion of ghostwriters she brought onto the series.

  
  

  Anyways, that bit's not foreshadowing. It's just a bad bit of writing. It can't all be perfect.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-07-04 00:19:49

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I am listening to folk for some reason
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-04 00:21:23

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  <Just being prepared. You know, in case there was any trouble. I was 

  surprised you didn't go into your tiger morph.> 

   

  "Yeah. Well, I didn't see the need." 

   

  <Hey. You ever wonder who'd win in a fight between a lion and a tiger?> 

   

  That took me by surprise. I hesitated. 

   

  <Lion. That's what I think. But it would probably never happen,> David said with a laugh. 

  
  

  
  

  Now see? That's bad foreshadowing.

  
  

  Feel free to mock freely, Nanners.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-07-04 00:21:56

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  it's a folkish evening I guess
  
  currently listening to The Glow, pt. 2 by The Microphones, which, incidentally, has just broken into hard rock.
  
  previously I was listening to an Iron & Wine record
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-04 00:23:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  3/4 time
  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-04 00:24:37

  
  

  11/4
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-07-04 00:25:53

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  remember that thing where everyone really thought that "Hey Ya" was in like 18/3 time or something
  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-04 00:28:50

  
  

  “Hey Ya,” OutKast – Emulates 11/4

  Uses a cadential six-measure phrase consisting of three 4/4 measures, a 2/4 measure, and two 4/4 measures

  that's kinda nifty
  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-04 00:33:16

  
  

  people who care intently about time signatures
  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-04 00:34:56

  
  

  bread integrity
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-07-04 00:38:14

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Northernlion understands the bread integrity struggle
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-07-04 00:39:09

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-04 00:40:40

  
  

  DID U KNO THAT LIKE THERE IS THIS DREAM THEATER SONG WHERE THEY CHANGE TIME SIGNATURES LIKE EVERY 3 SECONDS!?!?!?!?
  
  THAT IS WHY THEY ARE THE BEST BAND EVERRRRRRRR
  
• Aliroz

  2014-07-04 00:55:59

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  What do you mean bad foreshadowing?
  
  I.. I thought it was good
  
  -shameliroz-
• Aliroz

  2014-07-04 00:59:33 edited 2014-07-04 01:07:48

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  naney said:

  Plus, we'd morph back to humans.
  

  GEDDIT BECAUSE HE GETS TRAPPED AS AN ANIMAL LATER BECAUSE HE'S A SCUMLORD
  
  THAT'S WHY HE MENTIONED IT HERE
  
  DAMN APPLEGATE THAT'S SOME NXT LVL SHIT
  
  
  #SWEG2THEMAX
  

  
  You know, I'm not at all surprised.
  
  Sometimes I think you are inverse-world me.
  
  Disdaining the things I really like, and me doing the same to you.
• Aliroz

  2014-07-04 01:01:38 edited 2014-07-04 01:03:36

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Anyways, by this rule, Naney is brought to giggles by the saccharine world of the Jewell Kingdom.
• Klinotaxis

  2014-07-04 01:03:12

  kill living beings
  

  well, as a non-reader, the who'd when in a fight thing strikes me as the most blatant of the quotes on this pag
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-04 01:48:32

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Aliroz said:

  What do you mean bad foreshadowing?
  
  I.. I thought it was good
  
  -shameliroz-

  It's good for the age group. It's just a little bit heavy-handed compared to the other stuff. 
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-07-04 01:48:35

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I want candy so badly right now and I don't know why
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-04 01:49:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *sings "I Want Candy"*
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-07-04 01:50:38

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  onii-chan, tell me it isn't true
  
  i cannot, Gomo-kun
  
  i have
  
  terminal explosion disorder
  
• Obā-san

  2014-07-04 01:51:10

  
  

  oni-chan