I'm still wondering what prompted Guy Fieri's role in the apocalypse. Betty Crocker and ICP were foreshadowed or outright shown to be evil well beforehand. But Guy Fieri being worse than Hitler really came out of nowhere.
It should be noted that he has a relatively obvious marketing contract with Betty Crocker; some of his own brands cooking tools are sold on the Betty Crocker store, and several of his recipes feature Betty Crocker ingredients.
One time I was walking home from work and I called my friend and she was giving me all this advice about carrying around a knife when you walk home and stuff and it was kind of sad.
It's like the opening space ship thing from Spaceballs; there are about a million places where you expect it to finally be over, but it never seems to end.
It's like the opening space ship thing from Spaceballs; there are about a million places where you expect it to finally be over, but it never seems to end.
One time I was walking home from work and I called my friend and she was giving me all this advice about carrying around a knife when you walk home and stuff and it was kind of sad.
That's awful!
You aren't really in that much danger walking home, right?
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
In terms of the Homestuck mythos it ties in because he's a chef and you know, baking.
But mostly I think the joke is he's obnoxious and therefore worse than Hitler.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Because alligators aren't for
kissing or hugging
or for shooting or killing.
They are to watch, study, admire,
and to preserve, protect, and
respect
as survivors of the dinosaur age.
-Colleen Stanley Bare, Never Kiss an Alligator!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
(I'm not being facetious, either, it's quite good, you should try it)
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
no facetiosity here
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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That's awful!
You aren't really in that much danger walking home, right?