The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2014-07-01 06:31:58
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    cheating, pausing or doing whatever you want to do to complete a game you're playing for fun: all fine and good

    breaking the rules of competitive play, and then lying about it and submitting it as a competitive effort: not cool at all

    ofc if pause-buffering is allowed i don't see any reason not to do it, but maybe it shouldn't be allowed
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    about the 'pretending to be a girl for special attention' thing, idk anything about that particular fandom so maybe it is a thing that happens, but i would be wary because that's one of those accusations that gets lobbed at female gamers a lot and makes gaming fandoms a hostile and unpleasant place for female gamers a lot of the time

    like that may not be going on here but it's an accusation that's common in misogynistic circles and i think that's worth bearing in mind
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the recent news concerning Rolf Harris is disturbing to me

    i'm glad that this stuff has come to light and i hope now justice will be given to his victims

    but at the same time, it's very upsetting to know Harris was a sex offender.  i saw him live when i was a kid, and i remember enjoying the performance.  i still get his songs stuck in my head now and again.

    stuff like this makes me wonder if society isn't right to distrust people who don't conform... usually an exception is made for eccentric old white guys, but look where that gets us.  look at Jimmy Savile.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Miko said:

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    Fug, I gotta redownload the 2hu fighters, I remember they were pretty fun
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Wine continues to become more and more non-functional, for reasons I am too dumb to understand. I ran TH06 in a window because nothing works full-screen. I can't use vpatch anymore because Wine doesn't understand Japanese. The game would not display for some reason. I couldn't exit with the keyboard because the keyboard doesn't work in Wine anymore. I tried to click the X but my mouse was unable to interact with the window. I looked for a way to end the process and couldn't find it. I restarted instead. I am kind of pissed off and I miss Touhou. But I still can't say "I wish I was using Windows 8" because W8 is still a broken piece of crap that regularly caused crashes and input glitches and can't run half of games full-screen. Instead I will say that I hope to get a another computer with Windows 7 sometime. Windows 7 actually ran my games. All of them. Imagine that. The only reason I stopped using it was that I destroyed my computer while repairing it and had to hastily get a new one.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Also I still hate Microsoft and W7 is still shit because of region locking and AppLocale is a thing but it shouldn't have to exist.
  • edited 2014-07-01 08:55:38
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Here is an idea: developers stop making games exclusively for shitty Windows OSes.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I recently learned that TH14 doesn't even run on Windows XP. It's like Zun thinks his games are going to work anymore.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh nvm the update makes it compatible with XP. But still, Microsoft is shit and I hate them and their horrible business model and their overpriced lousy useless OSes.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    aaaaaaaa I just want to play Touhou, without lag and input glitching and crashes
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Really my screen resolution is kind of an issue, but idk I don't like having to wrestle with Wine to play games. Maybe I will pirate Windows 7.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    btw I was worrying about other things but I am angry at just this one silly thing (video games and computers) right now because I don't know why, stress or something. I am an idiot. I am too depressed to want to wrestle with computers. I should be angry at other things instead.
  • edited 2014-07-01 09:08:01
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko waits 10 hours for her gf to wake up only to fall asleep a few hours later and wake up at bed time. This is the cycle of life. Can Miko go outside today without being alone? Where the fuck will Miko go in the next month? Tune in for the next exciting episode... actually don't.
  • edited 2014-07-01 09:15:18
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko (semi-)patiently awaits a time when she won't have to worry anymore. Miko will "pass" in public. Miko will have a permanent home that is not with a family member. Miko will not have to construct lies to keep peace. Miko will have a job again. Miko will play Touhou once again. Miko will have dogs. Miko will go outside whenever she wants, and it won't be full of people.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
     
    Your japanese nice!!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The most practical solution seems to be "Miko does suicide." But if Miko does that, Byakuren will be sad. What will Miko do? Will Byakuren be too disabled to work? Will Miko be too garbage to take care of Byakuren? Can Miko be a part of her family again or is she filth to be shunned?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Will Miko's dream land ever exist? Will Miko ever be pretty and also muscular? Will Byakuren be able and willing to go outside? Will Miko be a good pianist? Will Miko crush the oppressors in the world with the power of love? Will Miko be a wolf girl? Will Touhou be real?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • i got a first in my degree. cool
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Miko said:

    Miko (semi-)patiently awaits a time when she won't have to worry anymore. Miko will "pass" in public. Miko will have a permanent home that is not with a family member. Miko will not have to construct lies to keep peace. Miko will have a job again. Miko will play Touhou once again. Miko will have dogs. Miko will go outside whenever she wants, and it won't be full of people.

    it'll happen. i believe
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • Fuck it, burn all the papers.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    it'll happen. i believe
    :)
  • ahahahahahahahahaha

    so the problem is apparently that the charger that I ordered can't pump out enough amps to charge the battery. My laptop's original charger was spec'd for 6.3 Amps and 120 Watts. Every other charger that I've been using pumps out 2-3 Amps at most. 

    theoretically, all i have to do is find a charger that, A, has the exact voltage (current knowledge suggests that voltage not matching specs exactly will lead to sad times) and a high enough amp rating, and this small nightmare will finally be over.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Touhou records by character

    Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
    Reimu-A: 629,609,710
    Reimu-B: 698,078,330
    Marisa-A: 625,527,820
    Marisa-B: 660,795,610

    Perfect Cherry Blossom
    Reimu-A: 2,788,720,250
    Reimu-B: 3,219,688,800
    Marisa-A: 2,782,811,930
    Marisa-B: 2,654,110,220
    Sakuya-A: 2,628,737,790
    Sakuya-B: 3,174,824,650

    Imperishable Night
    Reimu & Yukari: 6,121,136,060
    Marisa & Alice: 6,168,365,790
    Sakuya & Remilia: 6,340,874,840
    Youmu & Yuyuko: 6,244,707,220
    Reimu: 5,044,782,510
    Yukari: 3,973,007,340
    Marisa: 5,409,275,820
    Alice: 3,793,096,300
    Sakuya: 4,780,013,310
    Remilia: 4,209,142,350
    Youmu: 6,530,647,270
    Yuyuko: 3,940,090,660

    Mountain of Faith
    Reimu-A: 2,159,117,560
    Reimu-B: 2,190,158,540
    Reimu-C: 2,157,501,380
    Marisa-A: 2,134,927,060
    Marisa-B: 2,196,175,410
    Marisa-C: 2,214,529,240

    Subterranean Animism
    Reimu & Yukari: 4,938,863,770
    Reimu & Suika: 3,745,660,580
    Reimu & Aya: 3,642,572,170
    Marisa & Alice: 4,347,625,050
    Marisa & Patchouli: 4,423,086,650
    Marisa & Nitori: 3,133,453,200

    Undefined Fantastic Object
    Reimu-A: 3,003,541,930
    Reimu-B: 3,045,746,740
    Marisa-A: 3,292,353,200
    Marisa-B: 3,211,129,200
    Sanae-A: 3,029,549,370
    Sanae-B: 3,267,272,190

    Fairy Wars
    Cirno: 115,042,510

    Ten Desires
    Reimu: 2,975,032,090
    Marisa: 3,234,523,600
    Sanae: 2,907,538,630
    Youmu: 3,630,276,640

    Double Dealing Character
    Reimu-A: 1,335,817,110
    Reimu-B: 962,809,050
    Marisa-A: 1,017,768,160
    Marisa-B: 1,705,567,280
    Sakuya-A: 1,333,895,470
    Sakuya-B: 2,045,748,300
  • best thing is that, once I find this mythical charger, I should be able to return the new battery. The old one's terrible and temperamental, but I rarely run the laptop without the charger, so
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Touhou records by mode

    Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
    Easy: 172,044,560
    Normal: 334,758,960
    Hard: 489,881,960
    Lunatic: 698,078,330
    Extra: 660,795,610

    Perfect Cherry Blossom
    Easy: 2,005,862,660
    Normal: 2,167,768,950
    Hard: 2,820,415,430
    Lunatic: 3,219,688,800
    Extra: 1,421,550,150
    Phantasm: 1,685,290,390

    Imperishable Night
    Easy: 3,301,898,380
    Normal: 4,412,460,930
    Hard: 5,113,508,380
    Lunatic: 6,530,647,270
    Extra: 3,104,449,400

    Mountain of Faith
    Easy: 1,590,048,550
    Normal: 1,718,140,240
    Hard: 2,063,792,040
    Lunatic: 2,214,529,240
    Extra: 1,002,801,340

    Subterranean Animism
    Easy: 705,606,640
    Normal: 1,154,522,760
    Hard: 2,033,714,330
    Lunatic: 4,938,863,770
    Extra: 1,122,028,280

    Undefined Fantastic Object
    Easy: 2,167,694,350
    Normal: 2,950,387,290
    Hard: 3,267,272,190
    Lunatic: 3,292,353,200
    Extra: 725,404,370

    Fairy Wars
    Easy: 43,852,610
    Normal: 71,396,760
    Hard: 87,121,820
    Lunatic: 115,042,510
    Extra: 100,742,250

    Ten Desires
    Easy: 1,022,732,840
    Normal: 1,976,703,130
    Hard: 3,625,436,850
    Lunatic: 3,630,276,640
    Extra: 603,783,460

    Double Dealing Character
    Easy: 1,102,910,450
    Normal: 1,561,356,410
    Hard: 1,745,465,680
    Lunatic: 2,045,748,300
    Extra: 1,146,925,460
  • Cracked did a mini-bit on rappers and word-counts.

    Aesop Rock has one of the largest vocabularies among rappers (7392), and DMX has one of the lowest (3214). For reference, Shakespeare clocks in at (5170)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Cracked did a mini-bit on rappers and word-counts.


    Aesop Rock has one of the largest vocabularies among rappers (7392), and DMX has one of the lowest (3214). For reference, Shakespeare clocks in at (5170)
    I'm actually interested in this article.

    Show me the way, Based Mace.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I don't see how "who was the worst person in the world before Hitler" is a science question, cracked
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    so bored, when will Byakuren wake up
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Mikoel is cool but crude

    Byakurengelo is a party dude
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Help I am thinking more about TMNT than I did even as a child and I don't know why
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I am thinking of reading the original comics heeelp
  • Paegniarius[edit]

    The paegniarius did not engage in serious combat with lethal weapons, but was rather an entertainer who performed "burlesque duels" during breaks. He had neither a helmet nor a shield, but wore protective wrappings on his lower legs and head.[19] He might enjoy a long life: an epitaph for a paegniarius named Secundus boasted that he had lived 99 years, 8 months, and 18 days.[20]

    Murmillo[edit]

    The murmillo (plural murmillones) or myrmillo wore a helmet with a stylised fish on the crest (the mormylos or sea fish), as well as an arm guard (manica), a loincloth and belt, a gaiter on his right leg, thick wrappings covering the tops of his feet, and a very short greave with an indentation for the padding at the top of the feet. They are heavily armoured gladiators: themurmillo carried a gladius (64–81 cm long) and a tall, oblong shield in the legionary style. Murmillones were typically paired with Thracian, but occasionally with the similar hoplomachus.[18]

    Evidence points to Gladiators being old-timey Pro Wrestlers

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    I am thinking of reading the original comics heeelp

    What comics?
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    I am thinking of reading the original comics heeelp

    What comics?
    The Mirage comics TMNT
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    I am thinking of reading the original comics heeelp

    What comics?
    The Mirage comics TMNT
    You mean the ones that only exist because someone thought that a certain Stan Sakai one-off might be profitable if it were less self-parodying?
  • edited 2014-07-01 11:33:30
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch


    Wallace won this, for sure

    even if Washington was better at kicking English ass
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Wallace, people forget, was actually a nobleman whose father was an English collaborator and who lead an army of gold-trousered mercenaries.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    first world struggles
  • edited 2014-07-01 11:37:54
    The sadness will last forever.
    roar
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    John Brown's body lies a-mouldering in the grave; (3X)
    His soul's marching on!
    (Chorus)
    Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!
    Glory, glory, hallelujah! his soul's marching on!
    He's gone to be a soldier in the army of the Lord! (3X)
    His soul's marching on!
    (Chorus)
    John Brown's knapsack is strapped upon his back! (3X)
    His soul's marching on!
    (Chorus)
    His pet lambs will meet him on the way; (3X)
    They go marching on!
    (Chorus)
    They will hang Jeff Davis to a sour apple tree! (3X)
    As they march along!
    (Chorus)
    Now, three rousing cheers for the Union; (3X)
    As we are marching on!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    George the First
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