The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I was thinking it would be a fun game to play with someone, possibly Miko.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^_^

    If Imipolex G likes Treasure, maybe we should play Ikaruga. :p
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    Urpurpurpurpurpurpurp


    So have I told you the story of the guy who lent me his PSP to play Birth by Sleep and then how my older brother "bought" it for like 65 bucks but really waited weeks to even pay 30 dollars of that and then when the time came to pay the rest told me to cover for him (using all of the money I had remaining of my 50 dollar prize for winning a writing competition) and that he'd pay me back 40 dollars in a few days when he got his pay. 

    That was in the middle of April. I have yet to see any money.
    Does he have the money to pay what is owed?

    Of so, ask politely for it.

    If he cannot, set a date a few weeks distant to give him time to raise funds.



  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    shmup shmup
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    shlupp
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Disney's Gravity's Rainbow
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I want to go FULL SHMUP but I don't think I've ever done this in my life. :o Sadly I am only a mediocre player.
  • its been 3 days and im on episode 60 of this anime
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Miko said:

    Sadly I am only a mediocre player.

    that is definitely not true
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    like i know world-class players are ridiculously good, but you've gotten way further with those games than most people will
  • that's kinda like how i go on fashion forums and feel like trash and then i throw on some shit and walk outside and stunt on almost everyone
  • kill living beings
    or when i hack a bit of medicine from the trees and everyone's commenting on my heart-shaped tumor for the rest of the day
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Disney's Gravity's Rainbow

    lolz
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bye
  • kill living beings
    I still want to write. It's not as forceful as when I was insane but I want to show that feeling of fear. I need practice.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    where you goin', Genis?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I also still want to write.

    I will write.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bath and bed
  • kill living beings
    the border-line of purple and not-purple
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^good night, then.

    ^purple it is
  • kill living beings
    you watch people walk by.

    an old couple. white. mallcruiser shoes. have not seen campus before.

    a man. white. a bag is slung over his shoulder. he wears a buttoned shirt and pants of some non-jean sort. sometimes they are jeans. occasionally he is Chinese. his hair is dark, you remember. he is walking to a building. you recall that you are similar.

    a woman. white. you saw her in a starbucks commercial once, despite your lack of television. she does not drink coffee. she actually hates stimulants, but does quite a bit of weed. you don't care for such things. she is writing a master's thesis in ecology, of fishing, particularly. as you are only watching you do not know this.

    the man again. white. there are four of him. two of them are Chinese. actually, the one on the left is Vietnamese, or actually, a Canadian citizen with a Vietnamese name. he is an expert in neuromorphic computing. you do not know what neuromorphic computing is. the other three of the man are similar. it is going to the clean room.

    the grass is clean. it is maintained by a crew of young men, some of whom are white and some of whom are Latino. you have not seen a Latino professor in over a year. the young men wear reflective jackets and reciprocating saws.

    the birds are repetitive. you see them sometimes, but their calls make you wonder if it's not just a speaker set up.
  • kill living beings
    how do you do?
  • kill living beings
    i am fine
  • kill living beings
    they all look to be the same colour.
  • kill living beings
    have you read the history of functional analysis?
  • edited 2014-07-01 03:38:25
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I've been reading this drama out of curiosity and it makes me think: http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=42730&start=0

    To recap in layman terms, this girl uploaded a clear of the hardest mode of a brutal Cave danmaku, something that maybe a dozen players or less in the world can do. Expert players watched it, decided it was full of impossible near-misses and demonstrated an overall lack of game knowledge, and eventually determined that pause-buffering was used, which, while technically allowed, is frowned upon. It was said that, because online score play allows this, Cave doesn't fully understand their player base (more and more so in these latter years, perhaps, since Cave is finally falling apart). It's true: Cave was always a small developer struggling to stay afloat financially, and only made their games so difficult due to pressure from publishers and players; they wished instead to experiment in their genre and make more accessible games. To prove a point, another expert player submitted a fake score with no proof and only revealed this a week later. It was pointed out that known (male) cheaters continue to get fishy replays "accepted." Some suspected this girl was only pretending to be a girl to get special attention (quite possible in my opinion, but I don't like to cast doubt), and it was pointed out that girls do get special attention, demonstrably so by males who pretend to be female online for exactly that reason: better treatment in a game. I'm not sure where I am going with this. *shrug*
  • all I get out of it is that the shmup scene is as dumb and insular as any other hardcore gaming scene.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I love the fierce competition and discipline though. >:3
  • I am done with Shovel Knight for the day because Treasure Knight's stage is kicking my ass.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Some people are arguing that if you pause the game, it shouldn't count. Some people are arguing that if you used save states or level select simply for private practice sessions, your entire output shouldn't count. I don't see any drama like this in the Touhou community, but that is a more small and isolated scene, and Touhou games have built-in rules for replay saving, so there is nothing to argue about. Sometimes an unmarked TAS will get "flagged" but that is about it.
  • edited 2014-07-01 04:14:14
    Miko said:

    Some people are arguing that if you pause the game, it shouldn't count. Some people are arguing that if you used save states or level select simply for private practice sessions, your entire output shouldn't count. 

    This kind of thoughtless, extremist elitism is one of the WORST aspects of the gaming community as a whole.
  • why do people even care? Unless this is literally for a competition or something.
  • edited 2014-07-01 04:25:21
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    A scoreboard is a passive competition. A lot of shmup fans are from a time before emulators and whatnot and some of them haven't even adapted so well to norms in the current shmups fandom, I guess.
  • edited 2014-07-01 04:29:27
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    This kind of thoughtless, extremist elitism is one of the WORST aspects of the gaming community as a whole.
    From a competitive viewpoint, it isn't any of those things to want rules. Just, people have different ideas about what is fair and what isn't. Some will gleefully save state and TAS and lie about it. Others will even consider emulation invalid altogether because the hardware slowdown isn't 100% exact.
  • you are talking about people who are presumably grown men analyzing some video and throwing hissy fits because someone might've faked a score. Maybe.

    christ
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I like to imagine a future with games available digitally for Linux, Mac, and Windows, with replay features.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    you are talking about people who are presumably grown men analyzing some video and throwing hissy fits because someone might've faked a score. Maybe.

    You might care a bit more if you devoted hundreds of hours towards perfecting your game. I don't think it's unreasonable at all to cast doubt on someone who doesn't seem to be playing the same game you are, and it isn't throwing a "hissy fit" imo. Allowing a cheat replay to go unchallenged not only sullies all that beautiful effort and technique, but also gives an inaccurate picture of the game to outsiders and makes it look bad. It's also usually obvious to an expert when a novice is cheating.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Anyway I only shared that because I wanted to post my thoughts somewhere, not because I wanted to complain that someone cheesed a game.
  • edited 2014-07-01 04:54:18
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Really that thread more became a discussion about fair competition, and a lot of the people posting aren't saying things like "no pausing, ever." It's interesting to me.

    When Miko talks about gaming competition, it is probably best to read it (if at all) with the assumption that Miko, and other people involved, enjoy organized competition.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Fair play is important if something is a competition.
  • Save-scumming is a terrible way to play a shmup. Not even from a legitimacy standpoint, just as a having-fun standpoint.

    That's not to say that pausing is a thing that should be done never. Just not, like, twenty times per spellcard or something.
  • oh good, the developer of that game I called mediocre earlier has responded to my comment on Youtube, I'm gonna not read that.

    people wonder why no one with a brain makes Youtube comments
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    What game
  • And it looks like the laptop's back into being out of commission for now.

    Good news is I have a decent idea about what I'd need to do in order to fix it. Bad news is that it'd put me out 50 dollars. So I'm going to toy with what I've got and hope that I don't have to spend more money than I have to.
  • Odradek said:

    What game

    Error City Tourist.

    Lame LSD Dream Emulator-inspired thing someone submitted to some game jam or another.

    I didn't actually say outright that it was mediocre I just said I didn't understand the point of it if all it did was make me want to do two other things (play LSD and listen to Boards of Canada).
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Oh.

    For some reason I was thinking Space Funeral
  • I fucking love my new phone
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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