You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
^^^ Parallelism, probably. It's funnier if they use the same logo and just change the name in the image.
Alternatively, because who gives a shit about logos, anyway?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Alright, guys, which store should I write about next?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
That might be funny. I'd only ever really have to write about Target once, since they all look the same inside nowadays...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So because I was blanking on anything worthwhile to say about the Reynoldsburg Target, I think instead I'll write a bit about the old Target Greatland that used to be over off Brice Road. I don't have pictures of it when it was in operation, but I have pictures of the exterior I took a couple months ago so I'll make do.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ok, I'm gonna make myself an informal list here of the order to write about this stuff in.
Abandoned Target (hopefully later tonight)
Reynoldsburg Target (requested by squid)
Gahanna Kroger Marketplace (requested by TMA)
...Now I just need to put this list somewhere other than a forum post that will get buried in 10 hours
It is. For example, every time I talk to this one dude he's a massive dick and I just want to call him out, but he always frequents sites where I can't. Oh well.
Since this person obviously isn't me, call him out anyway
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Funny, I think of my penis the same way I think of student loan debt: DEAR GOD I NEVER WANTED THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE AND NOW IT WILL TAKE YEARS TO GET RID OF
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
lets talk about knoxville
They have Weigel's there, which is my mother's favorite gas station
Fun story: I was riding in the car with my brother and my mom and we passed by a group of protestors or supporters or whatever saying transwomen were good. I, however, did not believe that transwomen were a demographic in the backwards Tennessee town I live in, so I brought this up. My brother said something transphobic and (we were listening to the song Party Rock Anthem on the radio) the words "NOW STOP. Hatin' is bad." came out of nowhere.
I'm sensitive about my penis size because theres 1. Only been indication that I should be and 2. Never sufficient amounts of indictations that I shouldn't be
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Your mother has a favorite gas station?
Well, we stopped at a Weigel's off I-75 (the interior of which looked like it hadn't been touched in decades) and my mother praised it as one of the cleanest and most well-maintained gas stations she'd ever seen. So much so that she stopped at another location when we went through Knoxville on the way back.
...goddamn I'm jealous of your road trip.
I know. >_> That's why I haven't talked about it in a while...
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I have never liked that logo; couldn't they have thought of a better amendment to the original?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
@ JZ: Well, in a few years, you'll be on your own feet and you won't need her anymore
Alternatively, because who gives a shit about logos, anyway?
^ I'll have to use that at some point.
Gahanna's Kroger
Gahanna's Kroger Marketplace
Gahanna's Meijer
Reynoldsburg's Kroger
Reynoldsburg's Meijer
Reynoldsburg's Target (PFresh)
Easton Town Center's Wal-Mart Supercenter
Blacklick's Kroger
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
...Now I just need to put this list somewhere other than a forum post that will get buried in 10 hours
I LIKE MY WOMEN THE WAY I LIKE MY FRIENDS
Alive, preferably.
tired
irrational
incoherent
if i go to sleep, i will soon be disorientated (when i wake up) so I MUST REMAIN AWAKE
I LIKE MY MEN THE WAY I LIKE MY FRIENDS.
Not having sex with me.
I THINK OF MY SEX THE SAME WAY I THINK OF MY PENIS
I don't have enough of it.
TUCKER YOU'RE FOURTEEN STOP WORRYING ABOUT THIS GRARAHGSAL:LIFUPWEOIRJFLDS:kfvncxm,vhlsadas
and okay that was funnier in my head
...goddamn I'm jealous of your road trip.
I DON'T DO THINGS THAT ARE IN MY CULTURE ENOUGH
NOOOOOO
D:
Fun story: I was riding in the car with my brother and my mom and we passed by a group of protestors or supporters or whatever saying transwomen were good. I, however, did not believe that transwomen were a demographic in the backwards Tennessee town I live in, so I brought this up. My brother said something transphobic and (we were listening to the song Party Rock Anthem on the radio) the words "NOW STOP. Hatin' is bad." came out of nowhere.
@squiddle
I'm sensitive about my penis size because theres 1. Only been indication that I should be and 2. Never sufficient amounts of indictations that I shouldn't be
i just want to locate all of you
and give you a hug