You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Sorry, next poster, you can't park on the sidewalk.
I'm gonna give you 15 minutes to move your vehicle...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
A kitten's life is all about play, and play is all about prey. Soon after they open their eyes and hoist themselves up on their teeny paws, kittens start to play. But if you look closely, you'll notice that you have an itty-bitty hunter in your house.
Every race down the hallway, every pounce from behind a door, every swat and nip is a display of a kitten's hunting skills, instincts that are just as strong in today’s housecat as they were in her ancestors thousands of years ago. To a kitten, everything, and we mean everything, in the house is potential prey, including you.
Want to? Centie, I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.
Want to? Centie, I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.
It's essentially a LOTR fanfic (well, technically a Silmarillion fanfiction, but most of it takes place with LOTR characters) that makes fun of Mary Sues. It's good reading, you hear?
It's essentially a LOTR fanfic (well, technically a Silmarillion fanfiction, but most of it takes place with LOTR characters) that makes fun of Mary Sues. It's good reading, you hear?
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This is as good as it deserves.
but after that Adventure Time and Regular Show stole my heart
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The later seasons just got progressively sillier and I lost interest
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
that's what you think
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
NOT EVER