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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/27/your-princess-is-in-another-castle-misogyny-entitlement-and-nerds.html

    This article makes a point that is by now probably getting old, but I find it eloquent and I like that it's from a straight male nerd perspective.
  • the most beautiful thing of all
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    This character is unplayable not because it's mechanically weird, or too optimized, or because the concept is silly or it wouldn't be effective or fit in to a DM's setting. Rather, I'll never get to play it because I'll never find a group in which the roleplaying would work.
    Basically, I realized awhile back that Melf's Unicorn Arrow is actually a pretty decent spell to put Arcane Thesis on. From there, it was the observation that a lot of nice spells involve rainbows (Color Spray, Prismatic stuff).
    This all built up to the concept of a Sorceror with Arcane Thesis: Melf's Unicorn Arrow who specializes in spells involving rainbows, glitter, and unicorns. The character would be flamboyantly, campily, enthusiastically gay, complete with a lisp. The build doesn't use much in the way of cheese, and would be solidly effective despite being able to argue for almost every power on thematic grounds. To a non-optimizer, the concept doesn't even seem particularly potent. Thus, it's the perfect way to sneak a solidly powerful but not disruptive character into a low-powered campaign.
    The problem, as mentioned, is the roleplaying. I'm never going to find a group that's not either too homophobic for the character to be run without making people uncomfortable, or too enlightened for the character to be run without people being offended, and even if I did the people would have to know me pretty well before I could consider running it, at which point the whole "sneak optimization" element wouldn't work.
    This is true. A lot of gamers don't like to be challenged, they don't want others to "push the envelope". They'd rather feel comfortable in whatever nonsense they were doing, however hollow it is.

    (I have some chatlogs of such a person - albeit a sexist and racist internet tough guy - on my blog)
  • For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    DAE

    have you considered maybe not spending so much time on shitty subreddits?
  • Lilly said:

    DAE

    have you considered maybe not spending so much time on shitty subreddits?
    no, you don't understand

    DAE is the all-powerful acronym
  •  Pity would be no more,
     If we did not make somebody Poor:
     And Mercy no more could be,
     If all were as happy as we;

     And mutual fear brings peace;
     Till the selfish loves increase.
     Then Cruelty knits a snare,
     And spreads his baits with care.

     He sits down with holy fears,
     And waters the ground with tears:
     Then Humility takes its root
     Underneath his foot.

     Soon spreads the dismal shade
     Of Mystery over his head;
     And the Catterpillar and Fly,
     Feed on the Mystery.

     And it bears the fruit of Deceit,
     Ruddy and sweet to eat;
     And the Raven his nest has made
     In its thickest shade.

     The Gods of the earth and sea
     Sought thro' Nature to find this Tree
     But their search was all in vain:
     There grows one in the Human Brain
  • (also I haven't been on reddit since like Monday but if you're at the point where you assume you clairvoyantly know my internet habits that's not going to convince you of anything)
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I don't know what else to call them, Mo. That's what they self-identify as.
  • I don't know what else to call them, Mo. That's what they self-identify as.

    I don't really blame you, "gamer" is just one of those terms that's lost most of its meaning through oversaturation.

    You could reasonably be talking about like 20 different groups of people.
  • Every night and every morn
    Some to misery are born,
    Every morn and every night
    Some are born to sweet delight.

    Some are born to sweet delight,
    Some are born to endless night.

    We are led to believe a lie
    When we see not thro' the eye,
    Which was born in a night to perish in a night,
    When the soul slept in beams of light.

    God appears, and God is light,
    To those poor souls who dwell in night;
    But does a human form display
    To those who dwell in realms of day.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    (also I haven't been on reddit since like Monday but if you're at the point where you assume you clairvoyantly know my internet habits that's not going to convince you of anything)

    does anyone outside of reddit use that acronym
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    like, usually when you say "DAE" it's before a complaint about redditors saying "DAE think <popular opinion framed as unpopular opinion>" so the inference isn't that arbitrary
  • DAE use this acronym?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • now is the time to get off the train
  • [ Snoring ]

                [Whistle Blowing ]

                [ Snoring ]

                [ Snoring ]

                [ Snoring Continues ]

                Look out the window.

                And doesn't this remind you of when you were in the boat?

                And then later that night,

                you were lying, looking up at the ceiling,

                and the water in your head...

                was not dissimilar from the landscape,

                and you think to yourself, "Why is it that the landscape...

                is moving,

                but... the boat is still ?"

                And also-- Where is it that you're from?

                - Cleveland. - Cleveland.

                - Lake Erie. - Erie.

                Do you have any parents back in, uh, Erie?

                They passed on recently.

                And, uh,

                do you have a wife...

                in Erie?

                No.

                - A fiancee? - Well, I--

                I had one of those, but, um,

                she changed her mind.

                - She found herself somebody else. - No.

                Yes, she did.

                Well, that doesn't explain...

                 why you've come all the way out here,

                  all the way out here to hell.

                  l, uh,

                  have a job out in the town of Machine.

                  Machine? That's the end of the line.

                  - Is it? - Yes.

                  Well, I...

                  received a letter...

                  from the people at Dickinson's Metal Works...

                  Oh.

                  assuring me of a job there.

                  Is that so?

                  - Yes. I'm an accountant. - [ Indistinct Noise ]

                  I wouldn't know, because, uh, I don't read,

                  but, uh, I'll tell you one thing for sure:

                  I wouldn't trust no words written down on no piece of paper,

                  especially from no "Dickinson" out in the town of Machine.

                  - You're just as likely to find your own grave. - [ Gunfire ]

                  Look. They're shooting buffalo.

                  Government says...

                  killed a million of'em last year alone.

                  [Whistle Blowing ]

                  [Whistle Blows Twice ]
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Surprisingly, this person seems to understand what danmaku is about. And maybe it is a kind of meditation. -shrug- Typically, when I play, I am either 1) trying a new thing, which can be a little interesting, 2) experimenting and improving, which is very stimulating and is probably my favorite part by far, or 3) going through a high-pressure execution of something that pushes my limit, which is... stressful and, depending on my mood, occasionally frustrating. But when I watch other people play, and I've probably spent more time watching gameplay than performing it, it is quite relaxing, especially if I understand everything that is happening. Danmaku is my favorite.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The actual process of executing a learned danmaku route is kind of a state of merging with the game, at a higher level of play, and not so much fighting the game as manipulating it. It's the really tough parts that cause stress, because then I can't predict exactly what will happen, and there is more intense decision-making. It's interesting to think about.
  • I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^ Someone watched Pirates of the Caribbean.
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-06-27 05:46:00
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    Not all of it, but the first half, yes

    Yo ho, yo ho
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    "big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

    neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

    Also that class was really big on watching/reading/playing stuff solely so you could reference it to other people to appear smart, and that's not me putting words in anyone's mouth, that's literally what like half the class was about.

    Oh crap. Unwinder is real, and already walks among us.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

    THE ENTIRE WORLD EXISTS FOR THE SAKE OF A BAD PUN



    If you haven't already read the Longest Joke in the World, don't highlight this:

    BETTER NATE THAN LEVER
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh my god, what if it's true. What if, literally, the world ends with a terrible and ultimately pointless pun.
  • edited 2014-06-27 14:12:55
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    (too NSFW - Anonus)
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Fighting the Heavy Press from Cave Story, I got into this pattern. A few repetitions of this pattern, and I could feel myself relaxing further and further. I don't know if it was a real trance or just something that felt like one.

    So I can totally buy bullet hell games being a form of meditation.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/4409958/Extinct-ibex-is-resurrected-by-cloning.html

    Holy fuck Jurassic Park was on to something. Let's get some dinosaurs in dis bitch.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/genetic/cryonics2.htm

    Even if I could, would I even want to wake up in a totally different time, out of place?
  • edited 2014-06-27 14:13:19
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    (too NSFW - Anonus)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    http://badassdigest.com/2010/12/03/walt-disneys-perfect-community-starts-coming-apart-at-the-seams/

    I find this fascinating, even ignoring the part about murders happening.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    *hugs Miko*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I don't ask for much from Google Images when it's not on super-safe-seach. Keep the sketch stuff at least two pagedowns away from the first couple of images.

    I'll keep it a couple page-downs away...if you're using an 800x600 display! >:D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Byakuren said:

    *hugs Miko*

    *hug* :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • edited 2014-06-27 09:32:49
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Hydrox is the brand name for a creme-filled chocolate sandwich cookie that debuted in 1908 and was manufactured by Sunshine (later Sunshine Biscuits).[1] The similar Oreo cookie—introduced later, in 1912—was inspired by the Hydrox, yet Hydrox suffered from the impression of being the knockoff.[2] Compared to Oreos, Hydrox cookies have a tangy, less-sweet filling and a crunchier cookie that gets less soggy in milk.[3]

    how did this happen

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Daily Mail isn't exactly a reliable source I guess.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Empty forum.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Miko said:

    Daily Mail isn't exactly a reliable source I guess.

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