You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
There is a certain feel to old-style American animation that is both charming and creepy at the same time. Especially in the best Fleischer Brothers cartoons.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
PLOT TWiST: The next poster is Mary Lee Walsh in disguise
"You've heard about the rash of thefts? The Mona Lisa. The Crown Jewels. The entire White House."
"I've been off the grid, but I haven't been living under a rock, inspector."
"Well, what we haven't told the public is that all of those thefts, and hundreds of others, were committed by one person."
"He sounds like a busy fellow."
"She. Here's the only known photo of her."
"She wears that jacket and you can't catch her?"
"What, you think a red-and-white striped ensemble would blend in better?"
TO CATCH THE ULTIMATE THIEF
"Not that this isn't a fascinating discussion, but what does this master thief have to do with me?"
"I want to make a deal. This thief, none of us can catch her. But you... You have a unique talent for disappearing, slipping beneath notice for months at a time, and popping up in places you're not supposed to be. Also, our psych report says you're great at talking to strangers and you were top of your class in 8th grade geography. If anyone can catch her, it's you."
YOU NEED THE MAN WHO CAN'T BE FOUND
"And what's in it for me? I don't want money, and I've escaped from every prison you've tried to put me in. You don't have anything to offer."
"I can give you your peace of mind back. I make a few phone calls, and Scotland Yard, Interpol, the FBI, they all stop looking for you. You can go on with your life and stop looking over your shoulder all the time."
"..."
"What do you say, Waldo? Can you do it? Can you catch Carman Sandiego?"
"On one condition. Never call me that again. My name is Wally."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"You've heard about the rash of thefts? The Mona Lisa. The Crown Jewels. The entire White House."
"I've been off the grid, but I haven't been living under a rock, inspector."
"Well, what we haven't told the public is that all of those thefts, and hundreds of others, were committed by one person."
"He sounds like a busy fellow."
"She. Here's the only known photo of her."
"She wears that jacket and you can't catch her?"
"What, you think a red-and-white striped ensemble would blend in better?"
TO CATCH THE ULTIMATE THIEF
"Not that this isn't a fascinating discussion, but what does this master thief have to do with me?"
"I want to make a deal. This thief, none of us can catch her. But you... You have a unique talent for disappearing, slipping beneath notice for months at a time, and popping up in places you're not supposed to be. Also, our psych report says you're great at talking to strangers and you were top of your class in 8th grade geography. If anyone can catch her, it's you."
YOU NEED THE MAN WHO CAN'T BE FOUND
"And what's in it for me? I don't want money, and I've escaped from every prison "
"I can give you your peace of mind back. I make a few phone calls, and Scotland Yard, Interpol, the FBI, they all stop looking for you. You can go on with your life and stop looking over your shoulder all the time."
"..."
"What do you say, Waldo? Can you do it? Can you catch Carman Sandiego?"
"On one condition. Never call me that again. My name is Wally."
WALLY v. CARMAN SANDIEGO
SUMMER 2018
And then they meet and develop a passionate, whirlwind romance that end badly for absolutely everybody involved.
"You've heard about the rash of thefts? The Mona Lisa. The Crown Jewels. The entire White House."
"I've been off the grid, but I haven't been living under a rock, inspector."
"Well, what we haven't told the public is that all of those thefts, and hundreds of others, were committed by one person."
"He sounds like a busy fellow."
"She. Here's the only known photo of her."
"She wears that jacket and you can't catch her?"
"What, you think a red-and-white striped ensemble would blend in better?"
TO CATCH THE ULTIMATE THIEF
"Not that this isn't a fascinating discussion, but what does this master thief have to do with me?"
"I want to make a deal. This thief, none of us can catch her. But you... You have a unique talent for disappearing, slipping beneath notice for months at a time, and popping up in places you're not supposed to be. Also, our psych report says you're great at talking to strangers and you were top of your class in 8th grade geography. If anyone can catch her, it's you."
YOU NEED THE MAN WHO CAN'T BE FOUND
"And what's in it for me? I don't want money, and I've escaped from every prison "
"I can give you your peace of mind back. I make a few phone calls, and Scotland Yard, Interpol, the FBI, they all stop looking for you. You can go on with your life and stop looking over your shoulder all the time."
"..."
"What do you say, Waldo? Can you do it? Can you catch Carman Sandiego?"
"On one condition. Never call me that again. My name is Wally."
WALLY v. CARMAN SANDIEGO
SUMMER 2018
And then they meet and develop a passionate, whirlwind romance that end badly for absolutely everybody involved.
"You've heard about the rash of thefts? The Mona Lisa. The Crown Jewels. The entire White House."
"I've been off the grid, but I haven't been living under a rock, inspector."
"Well, what we haven't told the public is that all of those thefts, and hundreds of others, were committed by one person."
"He sounds like a busy fellow."
"She. Here's the only known photo of her."
"She wears that jacket and you can't catch her?"
"What, you think a red-and-white striped ensemble would blend in better?"
TO CATCH THE ULTIMATE THIEF
"Not that this isn't a fascinating discussion, but what does this master thief have to do with me?"
"I want to make a deal. This thief, none of us can catch her. But you... You have a unique talent for disappearing, slipping beneath notice for months at a time, and popping up in places you're not supposed to be. Also, our psych report says you're great at talking to strangers and you were top of your class in 8th grade geography. If anyone can catch her, it's you."
YOU NEED THE MAN WHO CAN'T BE FOUND
"And what's in it for me? I don't want money, and I've escaped from every prison you've tried to put me in. You don't have anything to offer."
"I can give you your peace of mind back. I make a few phone calls, and Scotland Yard, Interpol, the FBI, they all stop looking for you. You can go on with your life and stop looking over your shoulder all the time."
"..."
"What do you say, Waldo? Can you do it? Can you catch Carman Sandiego?"
"On one condition. Never call me that again. My name is Wally."
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the “B-Ballnacht”. Thousands upon thousands of the world’s greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the “Verboten Jam”…
Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.
A tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement; brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe… just maybe… redeem basketball once and for all in:
Tales of Game’s Studios Presents Chef Boyardee’s Barkley, Shut Up & Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
I am one day going to get the necessary licenses and run a McDonald's restaurant with a Touhou theme; it will play Ronald McDonald Touhou remixes all day and will display clown-ified versions of Touhou characters. I will be a female version of Ronald McDonald, as seen in Japanese advertisements. It will be deliciously horrifying.
I am one day going to get the necessary licenses and run a McDonald's restaurant with a Touhou theme; it will play Ronald McDonald Touhou remixes all day and will display clown-ified versions of Touhou characters. I will be a female version of Ronald McDonald, as seen in Japanese advertisements. It will be deliciously horrifying.
Anytime the Game Grumps are brought up on SA, people start talking about their romantic lives, time spent in high school, interpersonal struggles, pubic hair length, etc.
They don't do this about the Nostalgia Critic or Pewdiepie or what have you
just the Game Grumps.
It's because they talk about that kind of stuff a lot on the show.
Anytime the Game Grumps are brought up on SA, people start talking about their romantic lives, time spent in high school, interpersonal struggles, pubic hair length, etc.
They don't do this about the Nostalgia Critic or Pewdiepie or what have you
just the Game Grumps.
It's because they talk about that kind of stuff a lot on the show.
Yeah, pretty much. As only a casual listener you pick up a lot of stuff without even needing to go beyond their Youtube channel. That doesn't make obsessiveness any less obsessive, but you don't need to be to know a lot about them. It's just painting with broad strokes.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
I had to leave my job. Whatever. I would spend 8 hours each day simmering with rage about how impossible it was to get estrogen, and perhaps more if I didn't fall asleep fast enough at night. Even still, I get really angry sometimes. But mostly, I worry now instead, because I'm a NEET again, and trans, and un-medicated, and an "undesirable" immigrant, and from an un-accepting family.
I want to buy it, but after ordering a new laptop battery, I feel like I've used up my frivolity fund for the summer. And I don't exactly have a laptop to play it on.
I am getting a job next year, and I will indulge the less stupid stuff in my mind, this I swear.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Why does a laptop battery count towards your frivolity fund? At the risk of sounding like a privileged bitch, I'd count that as a necessity, at least on some level...
Why does a laptop battery count towards your frivolity fund? At the risk of sounding like a privileged bitch, I'd count that as a necessity, at least on some level...
Anyone who is in front of a laptop all day needs a laptop battery.
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Broodhollow is also good.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead