The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2014-06-26 20:35:45
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    actually when people on the internet talk about gyros, i usually think of giros

    or occasionally of the gyro-bowl thanks to bronies

  • Odradek said:

    you know it never really occurred to me before now that Scrooge McDuck is a (possibly hurtful?) ethnic stereotype

    Well he is fairly positively portrayed for a character named Scrooge.
    And apparently in the comics his nemesis Glomgold is basically a Broederbunder, except a duck.
    What's a Broederbunder?
    The Broederbund was an Afrikaner institution similar to the Freemasons with strong white supremacist leanings, members of whom were the original architects of apartheid. They now function as a relatively innocuous charity organisation, but for a time they were one of the most powerful and secretive organisations in Africa.
     

    I see. Thanks for that.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Basically, Glomgold was written as the epitome of the miserly, unspeakably bigoted Afrikaners who believed that their heritage of collective struggle entitled them to treat other human beings as chattel.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    two-way traffic ahead
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I really need to see a performance of this one day.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    No kidding though, gyros or kebabs or whatever they're called are probably my favorite food thing.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    image

    Fun fact: The founders of that company spelled it differently to avoid being associated with racist scumbags.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Fun fact: The founders of that company spelled it differently to avoid being associated with racist scumbags.

    See, that just raises the question "why use a variation on that name at all, then?"
    MetaFour said:

    No kidding though, gyros or kebabs or whatever they're called are probably my favorite food thing.

    Meta confirmed for good taste
  • edited 2014-06-26 20:38:28
    Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    ^^They also made Spelunker, the game so bad it inspired a Japanese idiom
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What's left of Brøderbund is owned by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt now...

    What with '90s nostalgia, I wonder if anyone's tried to license the movie rights to Carmen Sandiego from them or something
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    MetaFour said:

    No kidding though, gyros or kebabs or whatever they're called are probably my favorite food thing.

    They are amazing.

    Although there are some pretty solid semantic differences between kebab and gyro, as any Turk or Greek will tell you...
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Carmen Sandiego would be a hard sell because she's an unrepentant criminal and also the only memorable character in her universe.
  • Odradek said:

    Carmen Sandiego would be a hard sell because she's an unrepentant criminal and also the only memorable character in her universe.

    Oceans Eleven made a killing, didn't it?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    make a Where's Wally/Waldo movie instead
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    Carmen Sandiego would be a hard sell because she's an unrepentant criminal and also the only memorable character in her universe.

    Oceans Eleven made a killing, didn't it?
    Yes but kids can't watch people get away with crime, say boring people.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Would Rockapella be in this movie?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Fun fact: The founders of that company spelled it differently to avoid being associated with racist scumbags.

    See, that just raises the question "why use a variation on that name at all, then?"
    It literally means "an organisation of brothers," which described their company quite well; if I am not mistaken, it was also chosen because it appeared as the name of a group in a game they were working on.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    If I made a Where's Waldo movie, it would be a series of disconnected vignettes, some fantasy, some realistic, some comedy, some dramatic, and Waldo would appear in various crowd scenes and bit parts.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tachyon said:

    make a Where's Wally/Waldo movie instead

    Classic Media licensed the movie rights to that property to MGM in 2011

    Little progress has been made on that front
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    did that even have a story

    i'm picturing an entire cinema audience sat searching a still projection of a crowd scene for Wally

    someone yells 'THERE, IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER BEHIND THE VAN!' and everyone in the room hates them
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Don't you know there ain't no Schelling, there's just Spinoza when he's drunk.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Anyway, Odie, if MGM lets the movie rights to Where's Waldo revert to ABC Inc, then I'll consider your take on it

    (you know, I find it amusing how fucking Where's Waldo has more cultural relevance than almost any other Amberco Characters DreamWorks Classics property)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If we're going to adapt Where's Waldo into anything, it ought to be an iPad game

    Tablets have decent enough resolution now to display a detailed crowd scene, and you could tap when you think you've found Waldo!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It could have all sorts of other interactive stuff too, like the old Living Books games where you can just click on random stuff and it will animate
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    If we're going to adapt Where's Waldo into anything, it ought to be an iPad game


    Tablets have decent enough resolution now to display a detailed crowd scene, and you could tap when you think you've found Waldo!
    Truth be told, I'm not sure if the rights to license that are with DreamWorks Classics (who owns the IP) or Walker Books (who owns the publishing rights)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    does anyone remember when Spinoza licensed the movie rights for his Ethics to Warner Bros
  • kill living beings
    tunganistan
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    If we're going to adapt Where's Waldo into anything, it ought to be an iPad game


    Tablets have decent enough resolution now to display a detailed crowd scene, and you could tap when you think you've found Waldo!
    You suggested that before, I remember.

    As Mo pointed out at the time, it would make more sense to circle Waldo than tap him, otherwise people could cheat by just rubbing their fingers all over the screen
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I do remember that now, actually.

    Alright then, that works better anyway: tap if you just want to see amusing animations, then circle if you think you've found Waldo
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    Don't you know there ain't no Schelling, there's just Spinoza when he's drunk.

    Barroom Spinoza.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Huh, it seems that DreamWorks does own the software rights to Waldo

    (Entertainment Rights is Classic Media's one-time owner, which went under, got bought out by Classic's co-founder, and had its name changed to Classic's own. Classic Media took its current name, DreamWorks Classics, when DreamWorks Animation assumed ownership of it)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    there'd have to be a certain threshold of accuracy required, though, or else you could just circle huge swaths of the screen until you found the one than contains waldo
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • edited 2014-06-26 20:54:08
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Script doctor Scott Derrickson tells the story of how he got the job working on this film. He got a phone call from Harvey Weinstein, saying, "I just bought this script, called 'Dracula 2000'." Derrickson replied, "Oh, yeah? Is it good?" "It stinks!" "So why did you buy it?" "Because it's called 'Dracula 2000'!."
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    ...I do remember that now, actually.

    good i thought i was the only one who remembered Spinoza licensing the movie rights to Ethics to Warner Bros
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Odradek said:

    Script doctor Scott Derrickson tells the story of how he got the job working on this film. He got a phone call from Harvey Weinstein, saying, "I just bought this script, called 'Dracula 2000'." Derrickson replied, "Oh, yeah? Is it good?" "It stinks!" "So why did you buy it?" "Because it's called 'Dracula 2000'!."

    I can't argue with that logic.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Harvey Weinstein is the last of the cigar-chomping fat producers.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    signal ahead
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    There should be a movie about Wat Tyler's Rebellion.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

    Harvey Weinstein is the last of the cigar-chomping fat producers.

    pretty much

    even though the Miramax days are behind him
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Wat Tyler licensed the movie rights to his Rebellion to Hammer, but nothing came of that
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Found Ramaz, beat Ramaz.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i license the movie rights to me falling asleep to me

    i'm gonna go rehearse
  • Aliroz said:

    Found Ramaz, beat Ramaz.

    huzzah!

    he was pretty easy IMO
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    good night
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    good night Anonus :)
  • kill living beings
    Under the guise of the Sinkiang 'Agricultural Implements Factory', this assembly plant was surrounded by heavy fortifications and manned by more than 1,500 Soviet troops equipped with a force of about twenty tanks.
    i am now a fan of front organizations
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    end road work
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