The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Wide awake at one o'clock in the fucking morning

    Yay
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
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    I really like this one. I'm especially proud of the vidya journalist's facial expressions
  • i am smart, so i understand your comic. 10/10
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    isn't the point of goat simulator that it maximized glitchy hilarity, like, literally
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Anonus said:

    Hey y'all were talking about Scrappy-Doo


    I find it amusing that he and Scoob were both voiced by Don Messick (though Don Messick was pretty versatile and did a lot of little kid voices: Ruff, Boo Boo, Pixie and Dixie, Shag Bear...)
    It's funny that you have this caste of old school voice actors who could do a thousand voices and are in everything, like Mel Blanc or Frank Welker.
  • Lilly said:

    isn't the point of goat simulator that it maximized glitchy hilarity, like, literally

    the point of Goat Simulator is that it's really bad and that's funny. To some people.
  • edited 2014-06-25 21:17:46
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What do British people call a sidewalk?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is it bad form to underline random things in my writing notes?

    They're mostly ideas I want to remind myself to expand upon or come back to...
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ No, it is not. Definitely not.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    shoot the bullet
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I just kinda worry because it comes mostly from reading years and years of wikis and the like...I'm underlining names of characters and locations the first time I mention them, as though I was linking to the relevant article. >_<

    I guess it helps me see how my characters and stuff relate to each other, but it feels kinda spergtastic...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
     make a flowchart.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Jesus Christ dude.

    That is a review of the new Transformers game I didn't know was coming out that ties into the movie I didn't know was coming out. It's also really depressing because most of the review is the reviewer kind of wallowing in self-hatred.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Jesus Christ dude.

    That is a review of the new Transformers game I didn't know was coming out that ties into the movie I didn't know was coming out. It's also really depressing because most of the review is the reviewer kind of wallowing in self-hatred.

    Oh Rock Paper Shotgun.
  • Odradek said:

    Jesus Christ dude.

    That is a review of the new Transformers game I didn't know was coming out that ties into the movie I didn't know was coming out. It's also really depressing because most of the review is the reviewer kind of wallowing in self-hatred.

    Oh Rock Paper Shotgun.
    what's wrong with RPS?

    I think it's OK. No worse than any other game news site anyway.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    Jesus Christ dude.

    That is a review of the new Transformers game I didn't know was coming out that ties into the movie I didn't know was coming out. It's also really depressing because most of the review is the reviewer kind of wallowing in self-hatred.

    Oh Rock Paper Shotgun.
    what's wrong with RPS?

    I think it's OK. No worse than any other game news site anyway.
    It is generally good but a bit, uh, humorless sometimes? Also trying a bit too Tim Rogers-y sometimes.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    Jesus Christ dude.

    That is a review of the new Transformers game I didn't know was coming out that ties into the movie I didn't know was coming out. It's also really depressing because most of the review is the reviewer kind of wallowing in self-hatred.

    Oh Rock Paper Shotgun.
    what's wrong with RPS?

    I think it's OK. No worse than any other game news site anyway.
    It is generally good but a bit, uh, humorless sometimes? Also trying a bit too Tim Rogers-y sometimes.
    well, it's Very Indie, so I suppose that is true.

    I don't know who Tim Rogers is.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    Jesus Christ dude.

    That is a review of the new Transformers game I didn't know was coming out that ties into the movie I didn't know was coming out. It's also really depressing because most of the review is the reviewer kind of wallowing in self-hatred.

    Oh Rock Paper Shotgun.
    what's wrong with RPS?

    I think it's OK. No worse than any other game news site anyway.
    It is generally good but a bit, uh, humorless sometimes? Also trying a bit too Tim Rogers-y sometimes.
    well, it's Very Indie, so I suppose that is true.

    I don't know who Tim Rogers is.
    "Tim Rogers is the worst game reviewer working today. The man loves video games and video game culture. He seems to live video games. That sounds like a great quality for a reviewer and gaming journalist, but without the context of the real world he has become a living embodiment of everything that is wrong with gaming. When you live gaming everything you write on the subject becomes an introspective blog.

    Tim obsessively name drops developers he has met, random Japanese words he learns and constantly strives to love the most obscure games possible. He spent an entire review fixated on the woman who sang a song on the soundtrack of the prequel to the game he was reviewing. He will ramble incoherently for upwards of twenty pages, jumping from topic to topic with little structure or point and lashing out at people who make fun of his ineptitude. He will philosophize and proselytize at an eighth-grade level and he will imbue even the simplest activity with intolerable quantities of forced quirkiness. For Christ's sake, he reviewed solicited GBA games using a system that involved riding a train around Japan."

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Basically he's trying to be the Hunter S. Thompson of videogames, while skipping the "having adventures" and "doing drugs" and "being a good writer" part.
  • well alright then.

    Yeah I'd describe that Transformers review as being entirely too much like a blog for my own tastes. The entire comments section was also people going "oh poor baby" which is only going to encourage this sort of thing in the future.

    I have no hatred for bloggers, but media is segregated by function for a reason, if I'm clicking a review for the new Transformers game, I don't want to read about your midlife crisis.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you cannot skip the "doing drugs" part
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    weed <3
  • edited 2014-06-26 02:52:33
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    nvm
  • Miko said:

    I think we're high every day now.

    (*teary snoop dog voice*)

    you guys have done me proud.

    (*a single tear of joy*)

    foshizzle.
  • can we all agree that making character judgments about people based on what video games they like to play is stupid
  • can we all agree that making character judgments about people based on what video games they like to play is stupid

    yes.
  • though (*fov slider joke goes here*)
  • kill living beings

    I just kinda worry because it comes mostly from reading years and years of wikis and the like...I'm underlining names of characters and locations the first time I mention them, as though I was linking to the relevant article. >_<


    I guess it helps me see how my characters and stuff relate to each other, but it feels kinda spergtastic...
    just get a wiki for this stuff mon
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    can we all agree that making character judgments about people based on what video games they like to play is stupid

    dudebro shooters can be fun

    They are generally politically noxious, but oh well.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I just kinda worry because it comes mostly from reading years and years of wikis and the like...I'm underlining names of characters and locations the first time I mention them, as though I was linking to the relevant article. >_<


    I guess it helps me see how my characters and stuff relate to each other, but it feels kinda spergtastic...
    just get a wiki for this stuff mon
    I tried that for like two days before I found out I like writing it out with pencil and paper better...
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    In fact Call of Duty: World at War and Gears of War 2 are very fun games.
  • Odradek said:

    can we all agree that making character judgments about people based on what video games they like to play is stupid

    dudebro shooters can be fun

    They are generally politically noxious, but oh well.
    did you know that if you've ever played a Halo game you are literally retarded and that this makes you literally worthy of death?

    The Internet knows that.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    can we all agree that making character judgments about people based on what video games they like to play is stupid

    dudebro shooters can be fun

    They are generally politically noxious, but oh well.
    did you know that if you've ever played a Halo game you are literally retarded and that this makes you literally worthy of death?

    The Internet knows that.
    How silly.

    This is like when the Game Overthinker bent over backward to call Halo racist.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I like shooting stuff, sometimes
  • im very happy with my new haircut
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tvtropes is hilariously angry over Cracked dissing MRAs
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    knock knock! :o
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Odradek said:

    Tvtropes is hilariously angry over Cracked dissing MRAs

    link?
  • No Link, no

    you must rescue the princess, you cannot read about MRAs on the internet.
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