The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Previous Calica

  2014-06-23 12:59:56

  (flower path)

  Klinotaxis said:

  sinkiang

  what is even the deal with transliteration
• Imipolex G

  2014-06-23 13:02:39

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  paranoia paranoia everybody's coming to get me
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-06-23 13:04:53

  kill living beings
  

  Wilhelm said:

  Klinotaxis said:

  sinkiang

  what is even the deal with transliteration

  peking
  
• Aliroz

  2014-06-23 13:14:33

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  moxes, black lotus, time walk,
  Ancestral Recall, Time twister, Yawgmoth's will
  library of Alexandria, necropotence, lightning bolt,
  Sol ring, Balance, Tinker
  Tolarian academy, goblin welder, chimney imp
  Force of will, lightning bolt, Demonic tutor.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 13:17:11

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Aliroz said:

  moxes, black lotus, time walk,
  Ancestral Recall, Time twister, Yawgmoth's will
  library of Alexandria, necropotence, lightning bolt,
  Sol ring, Balance, Tinker
  Tolarian academy, goblin welder, chimney imp
  Force of will, lightning bolt, Demonic tutor.

  One of these is not like the other.
• Haven

  2014-06-23 13:20:39

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I tried to sing that to the tune of it's the end of the world as we know it and it didn't quite work

  
  
• Aliroz

  2014-06-23 13:37:29

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Mana drain, swords to plowshares, Time spiral
  land tax, wasteland, wheel of fortune
  Chaos orb, Yawgmoth's bargain, Ivory Tower
  Black vise, Mana Crypt, Skullclamp
  brainstorm, Cunning wish, Storm crow
  Wheel of fortune, Vampiric Tutor, hymn to tourach.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 13:39:57

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Aliroz said:

  wasteland,

  Did you mean Strip Mine?

  
  

  I think you meant Strip Mine.
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-06-23 13:49:37

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Wasteland is worse on the grounds of being legal. :P
  
  And who uses basic lands nowadays anyway?
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 13:57:51

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I keep forgetting that there are people who don't play Commander. 

  
  

  Having been at the business end of Strip Mine and Life from the Loam, I'm not exactly inclined to give it any mercy.
• Anonus

  2014-06-23 14:30:03

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  DreamWorks Animation has followed in the footsteps of Skylanders and Disney Infinity

  
  

  what a disease (then again, DWA is in anything-for-a-buck desperation right now)
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-06-23 14:37:30

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Mo The Show said:

  people who have played Bravely Default: I bought all these Time Magic things and can't use them, when do I get the job that lets me use them?
  

  Once you've restored the wind crystal, watch the cutscene in Ancheim, wait till night, and then go into the clock tower. You might need to beat Profiteur first, I can't quite remember.
  

  I already beat Profiteur (also what exactly happened to that sidequest? There was an indication of a followup after I killed him but no blue exclamation point), I'm in the thread cave.
  
• Aliroz

  2014-06-23 14:38:04 edited 2014-06-23 14:39:35

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Anonus said:

  DreamWorks Animation has followed in the footsteps of Skylanders and Disney Infinity

  
  

  what a disease (then again, DWA is in anything-for-a-buck desperation right now)

  Hey, my little cousin what always comes over to my house to play videogames loves skylanders, and I think he's a better judge of what is right and wrong than you.
  
  Anyways, Girundar is easy, but I don't want ot use any deck other than my starting green one.  Can I simply move Explore, Khalni Heart, and Rampant Growth to my deck?
  
• Anonus

  2014-06-23 14:41:35

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Aliroz said:

  Anonus said:

  DreamWorks Animation has followed in the footsteps of Skylanders and Disney Infinity

  
  

  what a disease (then again, DWA is in anything-for-a-buck desperation right now)

  Hey, my little cousin what always comes over to my house to play videogames loves skylanders, and I think he's a better judge of what is right and wrong than you.
  
  Anyways, Girundar is easy, but I don't want ot use any deck other than my starting green one.  Can I simply move Explore, Khalni Heart, and Rampant Growth to my deck?
  

  Skylanders just seems expensive to keep up with
• Odradek

  2014-06-23 14:41:55

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Kids love Skylanders because kids are vulnerable to marketing scams.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 14:56:20

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Aliroz said:

  Anonus said:

  DreamWorks Animation has followed in the footsteps of Skylanders and Disney Infinity

  
  

  what a disease (then again, DWA is in anything-for-a-buck desperation right now)

  Hey, my little cousin what always comes over to my house to play videogames loves skylanders, and I think he's a better judge of what is right and wrong than you.
  
  Anyways, Girundar is easy, but I don't want ot use any deck other than my starting green one.  Can I simply move Explore, Khalni Heart, and Rampant Growth to my deck?
  

  -shrugs- I don't think so, but Magic 2014 is a mystery to me in many ways

  
  

  If deck mixing can be done, I'd splash some blue into the landfall deck and give it Roil Elemental.
• Haven

  2014-06-23 15:06:51

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Roil Elemental's mana cost isn't very splash-friendly, and between that and how fragile it is it's probably not worth it.
• Haven

  2014-06-23 15:07:55

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Also it seems like the Skylanders trend may be the best chance for Earthbound merchandise, so I'm all for it.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 15:09:41 edited 2014-06-23 15:09:48

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Haven said:

  Roil Elemental's mana cost isn't very splash-friendly, and between that and how fragile it is it's probably not worth it.

  On average, yes, but the one time where I'd successfully pull it off, it'd be the most Timmy of all Timmy moments. 
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-06-23 15:14:23

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Mo The Show said:

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Mo The Show said:

  people who have played Bravely Default: I bought all these Time Magic things and can't use them, when do I get the job that lets me use them?
  

  Once you've restored the wind crystal, watch the cutscene in Ancheim, wait till night, and then go into the clock tower. You might need to beat Profiteur first, I can't quite remember.
  

  I already beat Profiteur (also what exactly happened to that sidequest? There was an indication of a followup after I killed him but no blue exclamation point), I'm in the thread cave.
  

  That followup is the clock tower.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-06-23 15:15:21

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Mo The Show said:

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Mo The Show said:

  people who have played Bravely Default: I bought all these Time Magic things and can't use them, when do I get the job that lets me use them?
  

  Once you've restored the wind crystal, watch the cutscene in Ancheim, wait till night, and then go into the clock tower. You might need to beat Profiteur first, I can't quite remember.
  

  I already beat Profiteur (also what exactly happened to that sidequest? There was an indication of a followup after I killed him but no blue exclamation point), I'm in the thread cave.
  

  That followup is the clock tower.
  

  you can go in there?
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-06-23 15:15:57

  kill living beings
  

  was a racecar driver
  
• Haven

  2014-06-23 15:16:49

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Haven said:

  Roil Elemental's mana cost isn't very splash-friendly, and between that and how fragile it is it's probably not worth it.

  On average, yes, but the one time where I'd successfully pull it off, it'd be the most Timmy of all Timmy moments. 

  Nah, that's more a Johnny thing. Timmy would be over the moon with Rampaging Baloth tokens.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-06-23 15:18:35

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  I won a match using Primordial Hydra and Doubling Season once. That was fun.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 15:22:59

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I think my best Timmy moment IRL was somehow giving Serra Avatar lifelink and getting upwards of 100 life for the first time. 
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-06-23 15:57:54

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  HOLY SHIT A DRAGON
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 16:08:26

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Please tell me that's an EU4 post

  
  

  I want that to be a EU4 post.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-06-23 16:10:50 edited 2014-06-23 16:11:06

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Bravely Default, sorry.
  
  I'm sure there's some mod or another that adds dragons to EU4 though, there's one that does to CK2.
  
  also no one commented on my pretty map from yesterday.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 16:38:11

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Mo The Show said:

  
  
  what would Ukranians even call someone named "Francesco Stefano Pietromarchi"
  

  Sir.
• Hexartes

  2014-06-23 16:39:39

  So if you're lonely
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 16:43:36 edited 2014-06-23 16:43:47

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Scott Bower, Scott Bower

  
  

  My lifestyle determines my deathstyle.
• Hexartes

  2014-06-23 16:44:20

  That's Melllzar with three "L"s
• Obā-san

  2014-06-23 16:45:53

  
  

  im gonna have to re-illegally download the IWHACIYY discography because it does not seem to be legally acquirable anywhere period
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 16:54:21

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  What was that adventure game that you were always playing, Kex? The one that's kind of like a board game?
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-06-23 16:58:23

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I meant this map, Yarrun
  
  
  
  it's of the Italian Indies circa 1700.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 16:58:48 edited 2014-06-23 16:59:50

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Because I am totes up to playing that with you if it'll cause receding of loneliness

  
  

  ^ Ohhhhh
• Obā-san

  2014-06-23 17:01:20

  
  

  

  
  

  In this comment section: pretentious Beatles fans who hate fun.
• Odradek

  2014-06-23 17:05:40

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Yoko was too good for John Lennon.
• Obā-san

  2014-06-23 17:07:03

  
  

  Odradek said:

  Yoko was too good for John Lennon.

  preeeeeeeeetty much

  
  

  also i bet you 5 bucks that not a single person in that comment section had ever heard of John Zorn before watching that clip
• Anonus

  2014-06-23 17:15:04

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  You know

  
  

  It's bizarre to me that Disney went from being a small indie studio in danger of being bought out by a corporate raider, being asset-stripped at auction and dissolved to being a corporate behemoth that owned a major television network within fifteen years
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 17:18:11

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Yon Assassin said:

  

  
  

  In this comment section: pretentious Beatles fans who hate fun.

  
• Section42L

  2014-06-23 17:26:02

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Hexartes

  2014-06-23 17:43:48

  Yarrun XIX said:

  What was that adventure game that you were always playing, Kex? The one that's kind of like a board game?

  999?
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-06-23 17:48:47

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I think Touhou is the one. It's often called the hardest board game ever, so hard that no human can play it, and it is full of half-naked lolis making boob and vagina jokes.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 17:50:35 edited 2014-06-23 17:50:51

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  No, the online one. We had classes. And it was a board game with dice and whatnot. And when you died, you'd have these funny messages every turn as you tried to revive.

  
  

  ^ -bad joke-
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-06-23 17:50:47

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Touhou board game = Throwing 20 checker sets at someone
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-06-23 17:51:05

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Yarrun XIX said:

  No, the online one. We had classes. And it was a board game with dice and whatnot. And when you died, you'd have these funny messages every turn as you tried to revive.

  
  

  ^ -bad joke-

  you're thinking of the aptly named Boardgame Online
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 17:55:05

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Yes, that's the one.

  
  

  I probably still have my account on there.
• Obā-san

  2014-06-23 17:56:19

  
  

  Seven Angels
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-06-23 17:56:48

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  http://www.boardgame-online.com/join.php?g=gSdH&k=g82

  
  

  Come on, people! Nostalgia!