The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The mention of Beetle Bailey prompts me to say this: If Hearst ever puts King Features up for sale, its portfolio of properties is going to make Classic Media look like Marvel.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ THANKS OBAMA
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hell, it's exactly what Classic Media would have bought if they'd had the ability to get it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It amuses me that Stuart Ashen seems averse to eating candy that's one or two years past its expiration date, but dedicated an entire video to tasting some Vietnam War-era chocolate
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
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  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the mystery of bath towels

    even more mysterious than the question of why you'd wrap yourself in a bath towel when dry and wearing underwear
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    I have been led to believe that the DMV is in fact hell, but maybe I was misinformed.

    I wish everything was more like the DMV...
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    It amuses me that Stuart Ashen seems averse to eating candy that's one or two years past its expiration date, but dedicated an entire video to tasting some Vietnam War-era chocolate

    Do the expiration dates on most candy even mean anything?  I figured they just had to put that on them for legal reasons... that stuff keeps like forever.
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  • edited 2014-06-15 21:36:03
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I'm vaguely curious as to what product that second from last one is advertising.

    A larger purse?  It would be boring if it were only that.
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  • American chocolate goes bad.

    European chocolate is a rather different beast.
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
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  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

    American chocolate goes bad.

    European chocolate is a rather different beast.

    LITERALLY
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    getting gif overload
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    why does SMBX have four map tiles that are in the graphics but not usable in the game

    REDIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
  • edited 2014-06-15 21:39:29
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    American chocolate goes bad.

    European chocolate is a rather different beast.

    Said 1970s chocolate was a US military ration, too, so it's not like it was exactly high-quality stuff to begin with...
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    Massed produced BS
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ...that's another for the list

    When I read 'candy' I don't think of chocolate.

    I think of boiled sweets first, and second just about any other kind of sweet that isn't chocolate.  Chocolate is chocolate.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've noticed that Americans seem to define "candy" more broadly...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    i want candy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *orders a van full of Toostie Rolls to be delivered to the Royal Barn*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...figures.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    "Tonight, Tonight" is one of my favorite Todd reviews because the song itself is so lame (and, yes, it does sound like a commercial jingle—the Fox Kids Club jingle from around 1991-1992, not even kidding), and because he has a shout-out to Black Box at one point. XD
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's all right, Tootsie Rolls really aren't my favorite anyway
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I used to despise Tootsie Rolls, now they don't offend me
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    lee4hmz said:

    "Tonight, Tonight" is one of my favorite Todd reviews because the song itself is so lame (and, yes, it does sound like a commercial jingle—the Fox Kids Club jingle from around 1991-1992, not even kidding), and because he has a shout-out to Black Box at one point. XD

    ...the Smashing Pumpkins song?

    I like that song.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    lee4hmz said:

    "Tonight, Tonight" is one of my favorite Todd reviews because the song itself is so lame (and, yes, it does sound like a commercial jingle—the Fox Kids Club jingle from around 1991-1992, not even kidding), and because he has a shout-out to Black Box at one point. XD

    ...the Smashing Pumpkins song?

    I like that song.
    No, the Hot Chelle Rae song
  • Tachyon said:

    lee4hmz said:

    "Tonight, Tonight" is one of my favorite Todd reviews because the song itself is so lame (and, yes, it does sound like a commercial jingle—the Fox Kids Club jingle from around 1991-1992, not even kidding), and because he has a shout-out to Black Box at one point. XD

    ...the Smashing Pumpkins song?

    I like that song.
    It's a different song, made by the son of a famous folk musician and his band.

    Imagine anything made by a Disney boy band, except even more fake.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    oh

    i don't know it
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    EVEN MORE FAKE
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    this evening i seem to have done nothing but cheerfully profess my ignorance of everyday things

    well, good night.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good night Tachyon.

    *grabs some Tootsie Rolls off the ground*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tachyon said:

    this evening i seem to have done nothing but cheerfully profess my ignorance of everyday things

    well, good night.

    they're not everyday things in your area though
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    5115

    palindrome
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    US 101 does that weird little loop thing in Washington

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    So could you technically argue that both ends of US 101 are its south ends?
  • edited 2014-06-15 22:32:36
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    > Mega Man, a game with infinite continues

    > using save states

    pff
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The aforementioned wall boss is really stupid and terrible, though, and is made even worse by sprite flickering.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    infinite continues =/= save states
  • edited 2014-06-15 22:53:02
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
  • To see a world in a grain of sand
    And a heaven in a wild flower,
    Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
    And eternity in an hour.

    A robin redbreast in a cage
    Puts all heaven in a rage.

    A dove-house fill'd with doves and pigeons
    Shudders hell thro' all its regions.
    A dog starv'd at his master's gate
    Predicts the ruin of the state.

    A horse misused upon the road
    Calls to heaven for human blood.
    Each outcry of the hunted hare
    A fibre from the brain does tear.

    A skylark wounded in the wing,
    A cherubim does cease to sing.
    The game-cock clipt and arm'd for fight
    Does the rising sun affright.

    Every wolf's and lion's howl
    Raises from hell a human soul.

    The wild deer, wand'ring here and there,
    Keeps the human soul from care.
    The lamb misus'd breeds public strife,
    And yet forgives the butcher's knife.

    The bat that flits at close of eve
    Has left the brain that won't believe.
    The owl that calls upon the night
    Speaks the unbeliever's fright.

    He who shall hurt the little wren
    Shall never be belov'd by men.
    He who the ox to wrath has mov'd
    Shall never be by woman lov'd.

    The wanton boy that kills the fly
    Shall feel the spider's enmity.
    He who torments the chafer's sprite
    Weaves a bower in endless night.

    The caterpillar on the leaf
    Repeats to thee thy mother's grief.
    Kill not the moth nor butterfly,
    For the last judgement draweth nigh.

    He who shall train the horse to war
    Shall never pass the polar bar.
    The beggar's dog and widow's cat,
    Feed them and thou wilt grow fat.

    The gnat that sings his summer's song
    Poison gets from slander's tongue.
    The poison of the snake and newt
    Is the sweat of envy's foot.

    The poison of the honey bee
    Is the artist's jealousy.

    The prince's robes and beggar's rags
    Are toadstools on the miser's bags.
    A truth that's told with bad intent
    Beats all the lies you can invent.

    It is right it should be so;
    Man was made for joy and woe;
    And when this we rightly know,
    Thro' the world we safely go.

    Joy and woe are woven fine,
    A clothing for the soul divine.
    Under every grief and pine
    Runs a joy with silken twine.

    The babe is more than swaddling bands;
    Throughout all these human lands;
    Tools were made and born were hands,
    Every farmer understands.
    Every tear from every eye
    Becomes a babe in eternity;

    This is caught by females bright,
    And return'd to its own delight.
    The bleat, the bark, bellow, and roar,
    Are waves that beat on heaven's shore.

    The babe that weeps the rod beneath
    Writes revenge in realms of death.
    The beggar's rags, fluttering in air,
    Does to rags the heavens tear.

    The soldier, arm'd with sword and gun,
    Palsied strikes the summer's sun.
    The poor man's farthing is worth more
    Than all the gold on Afric's shore.

    One mite wrung from the lab'rer's hands
    Shall buy and sell the miser's lands;
    Or, if protected from on high,
    Does that whole nation sell and buy.

    He who mocks the infant's faith
    Shall be mock'd in age and death.
    He who shall teach the child to doubt
    The rotting grave shall ne'er get out.

    He who respects the infant's faith
    Triumphs over hell and death.
    The child's toys and the old man's reasons
    Are the fruits of the two seasons.

    The questioner, who sits so sly,
    Shall never know how to reply.
    He who replies to words of doubt
    Doth put the light of knowledge out.

    The strongest poison ever known
    Came from Caesar's laurel crown.
    Nought can deform the human race
    Like to the armour's iron brace.

    When gold and gems adorn the plow,
    To peaceful arts shall envy bow.
    A riddle, or the cricket's cry,
    Is to doubt a fit reply.

    The emmet's inch and eagle's mile
    Make lame philosophy to smile.
    He who doubts from what he sees
    Will ne'er believe, do what you please.

    If the sun and moon should doubt,
    They'd immediately go out.
    To be in a passion you good may do,
    But no good if a passion is in you.

    The whore and gambler, by the state
    Licensed, build that nation's fate.
    The harlot's cry from street to street
    Shall weave old England's winding-sheet.

    The winner's shout, the loser's curse,
    Dance before dead England's hearse.

    Every night and every morn
    Some to misery are born,
    Every morn and every night
    Some are born to sweet delight.

    Some are born to sweet delight,
    Some are born to endless night.

    We are led to believe a lie
    When we see not thro' the eye,
    Which was born in a night to perish in a night,
    When the soul slept in beams of light.

    God appears, and God is light,
    To those poor souls who dwell in night;
    But does a human form display
    To those who dwell in realms of day.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    explodathon
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