The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Rebrand it as Channel Z: All static, all day, forever!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I really thought about changing something's name to that a year ago, back when The B-52's were The New Cool Thing.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You should buy Wal-Mart Pictures
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What do they own?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Everything, because they bought NBCUniversal in 2006
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They must have gotten massive by then.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This is Wal-Mart we're talking about, you know.
  • edited 2011-08-21 03:44:13
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    This would create triopolies in many markets.

    Which network(s) should I keep?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    PBS
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    no
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh fine.

    Keep GBC then.
  • edited 2011-08-21 04:20:05
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ugly signs --> Arial signs --> this photo --> electrolysis --> I want electrolysis --> I JUST WANT TO BE A GIRL, DAMMIT

    fuck you too, mindleaps
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    did i scare you off

    i'm sorry
  • edited 2011-08-21 04:48:34
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    1. I don't think electrolysis is a thing that can happen to humans

    2. You know I am starting to find gender interesting again.

    3. Heh, no.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "Electrolysis" is also the term for a procedure used to permanently remove hair.
    Transwomen have it done to their facial hair as part of the transition process, which is what made me think of it.

    I was already interested in gender, but I'm becoming a little more interested now that I'm starting to become comfortable with my own gender identity.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh, didn't know that.

    I imagine transitioning would be a very big thing.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It is. Which is why I'm still not sure if it's something I want to do.

    But I figure I've got the whole rest of my life to think it over, more or less, and I will obviously consult with a professional before I do anything.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I just want you to be happy.

    (This seems too non-sequitur, doesn't it?)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thanks.

    (It doesn't seem non-sequitur at all to me, somehow)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Do you wonder what your family would think if you told them?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder about that a lot. Or rather, what my mother would think.

    I worry that she wouldn't understand. That she'd think I'm being silly and it just means I want to dress up in pretty clothes and paint my nails pink. I think she's one of those people who doesn't understand how gender can mean anything more than what your body physically is.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I think my HTF obsession might be coming back
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That sounds like quite a roadblock.

    I admit I don't think I made a distinction between sex and gender until recently
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I think I might try to use the same explanation I used with you...about how sometimes the way I see myself doesn't match what everyone else sees.

    Did that explanation make sense?
  • edited 2011-08-21 05:23:01
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Kind of.

    And about my mental image of myself, I'm not sure if he's skinnier than me now. What used to be my fat midsection has been reduced to flab now, that probably got carried over at some point.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I might drop the "mental image" aspect of it, because I think the phrasing implies your idea of what you look like, which isn't quite what I was going for.

    Perhaps something better would be: "If I said to you, right now, 'what are you?', what would you say?"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I feel like doing anoraky things.

    Also in retrospect it's kinda funny that I had a (relatively) deep discussion of my gender identity in a shitpost thread on a shitpost forum.
  • A wonderpost thread in a wonderpost forum...there's just enough wonder to wrap back around to genuine profundity every so often.
  • edited 2011-08-21 15:37:16
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Neither of these make any sense.

    I remember seeing the first one at the beginning of 40 Days and 40 Nights about five years ago (I had the TV on Comedy Central as I was falling asleep) and thinking it was very bizarre

    But the second makes even less sense
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What's with the music on that second one?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's supposed to simulate being in the sky with the birds, who don't show up, ever.

    Because it doesn't make any sense.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I wonder how much money SPE is worth. Or MGM (they have too much financial trouble, though their back catalog is valuable). Or Lionsgate. Or StudioCanal (they are based all the way in Paris, but they own the third-largest film library in the world.).
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You should buy StudioCanal and relocate to Paris, where you'll learn to speak with a fake French accent.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What else can I buy in France?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A nameplate for your desk that says "L'Utilisateur Anonyme".
  • edited 2011-08-21 20:53:01
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Because I could buy TF1 or something.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tyler's Favorite One?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No, TF1.

    But apparently Canal+ doesn't like them.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good, because I kept asking "my favorite what?" and I couldn't come up with answer!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ABC INC wants to get involved in too many industries.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I still think you should buy Aquafresh from GlaxoSmithKline
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Nah. Buy GlaxoSmithKline itself, maybe.

    Also the forum said there were 341 new posts here.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, were there 341 new posts or it Vanilla just being a silly little liarpants?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's being a silly little liarpants.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (I don't know why I was talking like that)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't understand why so many roadgeeks bitch about the 'l" in ClearviewHwy having a tail.

    It's like, even if you're not into type like you and I are, is it that hard to figure out that it needs to look different than a capital "I"?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What's so bad about that "l"?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't see anything wrong with the "l", but whenever the Clearview bitching starts that's always one of the first things people seem to name.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Most signage faces I know of have them with tails. FHWA Series's sheared character is an exception.
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