The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ooooooooooooooh
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ~Touhou 9: Phantasmagoria of Flower View~
    1. Flower Viewing Mound ~ Higan Retour - title
    2. Spring Lane ~ Colorful Path - Reimu's theme
    3. Oriental Dark Flight - Marisa's theme
    4. Flowering Night - Sakuya's theme
    5. Eastern Mystical Dream ~ Ancient Temple - Youmu's theme
    6. Lunatic Eyes ~ Invisible Full Moon - Reisen's theme
    7. Adventure of the Lovestruck Tomboy - Cirno's theme
    8. Ghostly Band ~ Phantom Ensemble - Lyrica's theme
    9. Deaf to All but the Song ~ Flower Mix - Mystia's theme
    10. White Flag of Usa Shrine - Tewi's theme
    11. Wind God Girl (Short Version) - Aya's theme
    12. Poison Body ~ Forsaken Doll - Medicine's theme
    13. Gensokyo, Past and Present ~ Flower Land - Yuuka's theme
    14. Higan Retour ~ Riverside View - Komachi's theme
    15. Eastern Judgement in the Sixtieth Year ~ Fate of Sixty Years - Eiki's theme
    16. The Mound where the Flowers Reflect - stage 1 - 6 intro theme
    17. Mound of Shigan - stage 7 - 9 intro theme
    18. The Flowers Remain in the Fantasy - ending
    19. Flower of Soul ~ Another Dream... - credits
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    for some reason, the title "Adventure of the Lovestruck Tomboy" tickles my fancy
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    also there is a character named Medicine

    why would you name your kid that
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    also there is a character named Medicine

    why would you name your kid that

    isn't medicine a doll
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I dunno, is she?

    still a weird name
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    also there is a character named Medicine

    why would you name your kid that

    because you want them to grow up to be a doctor?
  • She's a doll who was abandoned in a meadow of poisonous flowers for 100 years.

    The name's ironic because she controls poison.
  • edited 2014-06-13 00:55:35
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^that never works

    ^well shit
  • edited 2014-06-13 01:07:14
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ~Touhou 9.5: Shoot the Bullet~
    1. Tengu's Notebook ~ Mysterious Note - title
    2. Wind Circulation ~ Wind Tour - level 1 - 2
    3. Tengu Is Watching ~ Black Eyes - level 3 - 5
    4. Sleepless Night of the Eastern Country - level 6 - 7; extra level
    5. Retrospective Kyoto - level 8 - 10
    6. Wind God Girl - scene 10-8
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Well, the dose makes the poison.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know

    Since my Disney Princess application keeps getting rejected

    Maybe I should apply to be a Touhou instead
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    You know


    Since my Disney Princess application keeps getting rejected

    Maybe I should apply to be a Touhou instead
    I assume you'll use that box as your hat?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    You know


    Since my Disney Princess application keeps getting rejected

    Maybe I should apply to be a Touhou instead
    That's the spirit! You can be in an Amberco movie...not a DISNEY movie
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yes

    being a Touhou >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being a Disney princess
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Lilly: Good idea!

    @Anonus: You're dead set on Amberco's Touhou aren't you
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    if you're a Touhou then you can shoot lots of bullets all over the screen

    and you get catchy theme music
  • You know


    Since my Disney Princess application keeps getting rejected

    Maybe I should apply to be a Touhou instead
    Name: ______________________

    Gender: F/Other

    Flight Capabilities: Natural/Assisted/None

    Head Ornament: Hat/Ribbon/Animal Ears/Other

    Danmaku Style (40-50 words) :__________________________________________________
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Preferred Stage (40-50 words) :__________________________________________________
    ___________________________________________________________________________
  • edited 2014-06-13 01:06:39
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ~Touhou 10: Mounatin of Faith~
    1. Sealed Gods - title
    2. A God that Misses People ~ Romantic Fall - stage 1
    3. Because Princess Inada is Scolding Me - vs. Minoriko
    4. The Road of the Misfortune God ~ Dark Road - stage 2
    5. Dark Side of Fate - vs. Hina
    6. The Gensokyo the Gods Loved - stage 3
    7. Akutagawa Ryuunosuke's "Kappa" ~ Candid Friend - vs. Nitori
    8. Fall of Fall ~ Autumnal Waterfall - stage 4
    9. The Youkai Mountain ~ Mysterious Mountain - vs. Aya
    10. The Primal Scene of Japan the Girl Saw - stage 5
    11. Faith Is for the Transient People - vs. Sanae
    12. Cemetery of Onbashira ~ Grave of Being - stage 6
    13. The Venerable Ancient Battlefield ~ Suwa Foughten Field - vs. Kanako
    14. Tomorrow Will Be Special, Yesterday Was Not - extra stage
    15. Native Faith - vs. Suwako
    16. Shrine at the Foot of the Mountain - ending
    17. The Gods Give Us Blessed Rain ~ Sylphid Dream - credits
    18. Player's Score - game over/scoreboard
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    faith is for the transient people
  • America needs to be sitting in a big circle today. America needs to be sitting in it yesterday.

  • Well, that happened.

    Say what you will about Clive Owen, but
    the dashing British star of stage and screen is not one to hold back.
    Yup. He totally went there. Now we all know it—and there’s no going
    back.

    On one hand, it’s like, finally, but on the other hand? Yikes.

    Did the Children Of Men star (and married father of two) go too far? Maybe. But love him or hate him, you’re definitely talking about him now.

    Classic Clive.

    Whatever comes next, it seems that Owen is not
    backtracking whatsoever. Besides, at the end of the day, how surprised
    can you really be? Clive is going to do Clive. Always has, always will.



    Would we really have it any other way?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ~Touhou 10.5: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody~
    1. Sky of Scarlet Perception - title
    2. Usual Days - fight intro (A)
    3. The Ground's Color is Yellow - ruined Hakurei shrine
    4. Argue for and against - fight intro (B)
    5. Beautiful Nature Sight - fight intro (C)
    6. Fragrant Plants - forest of magic
    7. Dancing Water Spray - Genbu ravine
    8. Swing a Fish to Drive away Flies - fight intro (D)
    9. Drunk as I Like - fight intro (E)
    10. Ridiculous Game - youkai mountain
    11. Free and Easy - fight intro (F)
    12. Skies beyond the Clouds - Iku intro
    13. Crimson in the Black Sea ~ Legendary Fish - Iku's theme
    14. Flawless Clothing of the Celestials - Tenshi intro
    15. Catastrophe in Bhavaagra ~ Wonderful Heaven - Tenshi's theme
    16. Bhavaagra as Seen through a Child's Mind - vs. Tenshi (II)
    17. Darkening Dusk - ending
    18. Eastern Sky of Scarlet Perception - credits
    19. Eastern Mystical Love Consultation - Reimu's theme
    20. Vessel of Stars ~ Casket of Star - Marisa's theme
    21. Flowering Night - Sakuya's theme
    22. The Doll Maker of Bucuresti - Alice's theme
    23. Hiroari Shoots a Strange Bird ~ Till When? - Youmu's theme
    24. Locked Girl ~ The Girl's Secret Room - Patchouli's theme
    25. Bloom Nobly, Ink-Black Cherry Blossom ~ Border of Life - Yuyuko's theme
    26. Septette for a Dead Princess - Remilia's theme
    27. Night Falls - Yukari's theme
    28. Broken Moon - Suika's theme
    29. Lunatic Eyes ~ Invisible Full Moon - Reisen's theme
    30. Wind God Girl - Aya's theme
    31. Higan Retour ~ Riverside View - Komachi's theme
  • edited 2014-06-13 01:21:38
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Hey, hey Miko


    Heeeeeeeeeey
    That appears to be a surreal video of Ronald McDonald set to a particular mix of U.N. Owen Was Her, one that Miko has seen before. :o
  • Miko said:

    Hey, hey Miko


    Heeeeeeeeeey
    That appears to be a surreal video of Ronald McDonald set to a particular mix of U.N. Owen Was Her, one that Miko has seen before. :o
    This is my childhood, girl.

    My childhood.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Lilly said:

    also there is a character named Medicine

    why would you name your kid that

    isn't medicine a doll
    Sillies.

    Medicine is a band!

    An experimental shoegaze band. Once hailed as the American answer to My Bloody Valentine. Founded by Brad Laner, who's sort of like Steven Stapleton with a guitar.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ~Touhou 11: Subterranean Animism~
    1. Awakening of the Earth Spirits - title
    2. The Dark Blowhole - stage 1
    3. The Sealed-Away Youkai ~ Lost Place - vs. Yamame
    4. The Bridge People No Longer Cross - stage 2
    5. Green-Eyed Jealousy - vs. Parsee
    6. Walking the Streets of a Former Hell - stage 3
    7. A Flower-Studded Sake Dish on Mt. Ooe - vs. Yuugi
    8. Heartfelt Fancy - stage 4
    9. Satori Maiden ~ 3rd Eye - vs. Satori
    10. Lullaby of Deserted Hell - stage 5
    11. Corpse Voyage ~ Be of good cheer! - vs. Rin
    12. Hellfire Mantle - stage 6
    13. Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ~ Nuclear Fusion - vs. Utsuho
    14. Last Remote - extra stage
    15. Hartmann's Youkai Girl - vs. Koishi
    16. The Earth Spirits' Homecoming - ending
    17. Energy Daybreak ~ Future Dream... - credits
  • Lilly said:

    also there is a character named Medicine

    why would you name your kid that

    isn't medicine a doll
    Sillies.

    Medicine is a band!

    An experimental shoegaze band. Once hailed as the American answer to My Bloody Valentine. Founded by Brad Laner, who's sort of like Steven Stapleton with a guitar.
    This is Touhou, Sredni. It's beyond the reach of your precious genres.
  • edited 2014-06-13 01:31:05
    We can do anything if we do it together.

    Lilly said:

    also there is a character named Medicine

    why would you name your kid that

    isn't medicine a doll
    Sillies.

    Medicine is a band!

    An experimental shoegaze band. Once hailed as the American answer to My Bloody Valentine. Founded by Brad Laner, who's sort of like Steven Stapleton with a guitar.
    This is Touhou, Sredni. It's beyond the reach of your precious genres.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ~Touhou 12: Undefined Fantastic Object~
    1. A Shadow in the Blue Sky - title
    2. At the End of Spring - stage 1
    3. A Tiny, Tiny, Clever Commander - vs. Nazrin
    4. The Sealed Cloud Route - stage 2
    5. Beware the Umbrella Left There Forever - vs. Kogasa
    6. Sky Ruin - stage 3
    7. The Traditional Old Man and the Stylish Girl - vs. Ichirin
    8. Interdimensional Voyage of a Ghostly Passenger Ship - stage 4
    9. Captain Murasa - vs. Minamitsu
    10. Rural Makai City Esoteria - stage 5
    11. The Tiger-Patterned Bishamonten - vs. Shou
    12. Fires of Hokkai - stage 6
    13. Emotional Skyscraper ~ Cosmic Mind - vs. Byakuren
    14. UFO Romance in the Night Sky - stage ex.
    15. Heian Alien - vs. Nue
    16. Youkai Temple - ending
    17. Returning Home from the Sky ~ Sky Dream - credits
  • edited 2014-06-13 01:35:22
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    image

    'MURRICA.

    Lilly said:

    also there is a character named Medicine

    why would you name your kid that

    isn't medicine a doll
    Sillies.

    Medicine is a band!

    An experimental shoegaze band. Once hailed as the American answer to My Bloody Valentine. Founded by Brad Laner, who's sort of like Steven Stapleton with a guitar.
    This is Touhou, Sredni. It's beyond the reach of your precious genres.
    It's a danmaku series with some wonky-ass character designs.

    Medicine were actually unusual.
  • the white stripes meet the black keys to form the piano of dull bluesy throwback rock
  • Medicine were actually unusual.
    Medicine Melancholy is one of the few genuinely evil characters in the series and is thus also unusual.
  • The Black Keys are such an infuriatingly boring band

    I picked up their one album because I somehow had it in my head that they were a bit like early Calexico, they're not.
  • The Black Keys are such an infuriatingly boring band

    ye
  • edited 2014-06-13 01:57:45
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ~Touhou 12.3: Hisoutensoku~
    1. Did You See that Shadow? - title
    2. Memory of Forgathering Dream - character select
    3. Faith is for the Transient People - Sanae's theme
    4. Tomboyish Girl in Love - Cirno's theme
    5. Shanghai Teahouse ~ Chinese Tea - Meiling's theme
    6. Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ~ Nuclear Fusion - Utsuho's theme
    7. Tomorrow Will Be Special, Yesterday Was Not - Suwako's theme
    8. Unknown X ~ Unfound Adventure - vs. the giant catfish
    9. X, the Floating Objects in the Sky - vs. Suwako (II)
    10. Dichromatic Lotus Butterfly ~ Ancients - Reimu's theme
    11. Love-Coloured Magic - Marisa's theme
    12. the Grimoire of Alice - Alice's theme
    13. Voile, the Magic Library - Patchouli's theme
    14. The Legendary Titan - fight intro theme (A)
    15. Our Hisoutensoku - fight intro theme (B)
    16. Dolls in the Scenery - fight intro theme (C)
    17. The Eternal Steam Engine - credits
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What isn't boring music to you, then?

    Also, I might be remembering wrong, but doesn't Naney prefer literal cacophony to Nickelback?
  • this ad for gelato has a bunch of people yelling in Italian and it's honestly kind of offensive
  • edited 2014-06-13 01:52:52
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ~Touhou 12.5: Double Spoiler~
    1. Newshound - title
    2. The Mystery in Your Town - level 1 - 2
    3. Youkai Modern Colony - level 3 - 5
    4. Nemesis' Stronghold - level 6 - 8; level ex.
    5. Bell of Avici ~ Infinite Nightmare - level 9 - 12
    6. The Youkai Mountain ~ Mysterious Mountain - spoiler
  • the white stripes meet the black keys to form the piano of dull bluesy throwback rock

    The Black Keys are such an infuriatingly boring band

    I disagree
  • to be fair "literal cacophony" describes like 2/3rds of my music library
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ~Touhou 12.8: Fairy Wars~
    1. An Ice Fairy in Spring - title
    2. The Refrain of the Lovely Great War - stage 1
    3. Staking Your Life on a Prank - stage 1 boss; stage 2 boss
    4. Year-Round Absorbed Curiosity - stage 2
    5. A Midnight Fairy Dance - stage 3
    6. Great Fairy Wars ~ Fairy Wars - vs. Sunny, Luna, & Star
    7. Loose Rain - stage ex.
    8. Magus Night - vs. Marisa
    9. An Ice Fairy In Spring - Still - - ending
    10. Player's Score - scoreboard
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    anyone with any taste prefers literal cacophony over Nickelback
  • FUCK i keep biting my lip and that makes it swell a bit and i keep accidentally biting it and it's bleeding fuck you human body fuck you so hard
  • i just want to enjoy a peanut butter sammitch in peace ;_;
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ~Touhou 13: Ten Desires~
    1. Spirit of Avarice - title
    2. Night Sakura of Dead Spirits - stage 1
    3. Ghost Lead - vs. Yuyuko
    4. Welcome to Youkai Temple - stage 2
    5. Youkai Girl at the Gate - vs. Kyouko
    6. Let's Live in a Lovely Cemetery - stage 3
    7. Rigid Paradise - vs. Yoshika
    8. Desire Drive - stage 4
    9. Old Yuanxian - vs. Seiga
    10. The Hall of Dreams' Great Mausoleum - stage 5
    11. Legend of the Great Gods - vs. Futo
    12. Starry Sky of Small Desires - last stage
    13. Shoutoku Legend ~ True Administarator - vs. Miko
    14. Youkai Back Shrine Road - extra stage
    15. Futatsuiwa from Sado - vs. Mamizou
    16. A New Wind at the Shrine - ending
    17. Desire Dream - credits
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