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  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    (*makes my time*)

    Blinx_-_The_Time_Sweeper_Coverart.png
    yo I absolutely loved this game and will hear no ill against it.

    I heard the sequel was not as good but I never got to play that.
    I was very sad as a kid, because I had no Xbox and could not play it.
  • Anonus said:

    maybe they'll come back when the people who grew up with them get old enough for their nostalgia to matter

    they are on the way back in, at least in the indie sphere.

    There was also another one that came out recently that I am forgetting the name of. Something something Tinker Toy Town or something.
  • Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    (*makes my time*)

    Blinx_-_The_Time_Sweeper_Coverart.png
    yo I absolutely loved this game and will hear no ill against it.

    I heard the sequel was not as good but I never got to play that.
    I was very sad as a kid, because I had no Xbox and could not play it.
    I will lend you my old modded Xbox because it's actually a really good game, if one with a lot of flaws.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    time sweeper? how does one sweep time?
  • my Xbox is dead

    and our 360 has no hard drive
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I find it funny that a video game studio called Quintet made five good games, then worked on shitty stuff, then vanished.
  • time sweeper? how does one sweep time?

    that thing he's holding is a sweeper which can be used to suck up time crystals which are themselves physical manifestations of time

    if you got X number of crystals in a row, you got uses of various time powers (off the top of my head I remember Pause, Rewind, Fast Forward, and Record, but I think there were more) that you could use to fight enemies and solve various puzzles.

    the sweeper could also suck up garbage which you could use to shoot things, or you could save it until the end of the level and earn money which you could use to buy more stuff.

    my main problem with the game in retrospect was that it got oddly grindy toward the end, you'd have to run levels a bunch of times to get enough gold to unlock the last couple upgrades.
  • it's also got a bad reputation because Blinx was sort of supposed to be to the Xbox what Mario was to Nintendo consoles or Sonic to Sega consoles, but the first game did only okay, and the second game bombed, so they never made anymore.

    I wonder who owns the IP nowadays, I'd love to see more Blinx.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hmmmmmm
  • I would presume that he's still owned by Microsoft, unless Artoon somehow were allowed to keep the rights

    in which case, he'd probably be a property of MarvelousAQL
  • The second game's floating around the LaBleep household somewhere

    I never played it, though I remember my brother getting pissed at it when he was like five because he kept dying on one of the cat levels
  • bleh.

    I wish there was some viable system to get unused characters and other IPs into the public domain. Microsoft is clearly not doing anything with the property and I'm sure there are at least a half dozen competent indie devs who'd love to get a hold of Blinx.
  • it has a cat named Blinx it's rad by default
  • it also had like a really cool soundtrack that I cannot easily class into any genre beyond "electronic"

  • this is a masterpiece
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    bleh.

    I wish there was some viable system to get unused characters and other IPs into the public domain. Microsoft is clearly not doing anything with the property and I'm sure there are at least a half dozen competent indie devs who'd love to get a hold of Blinx.

    Hey, man, Disney's IP hoarding bugs me too

    Though that applies mostly to TV shows and not games (though Disney owns the LucasArts library now, they apparently don't care about it and, worse yet, Monkey Island is similar enough to Pirates of the Caribbean that they might be sitting on that franchise on purpose)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Bubsy was never good.

    I played Bubsy 2, and it was amazing how many little things that make platformers good and tolerable were not done.
  • Blinx > Bubsy

    yet, only one of these characters has had an indie reboot courtesy of The Arcane Kids

    wake up sheeple
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Problem with Bubsy was: it wanted to have this "gotta go fast" thing, except Bubsy was a one hit kill and there were no powerups or rings or anything like that to protect you. You also could die by falling too far. So you really couldn't go all SUPERFAST ACROBATIC like you wanted to because you'd die in 2 seconds.

    That is my official review
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Problem with Bubsy was: it wanted to have this "gotta go fast" thing, except Bubsy was a one hit kill and there were no powerups or rings or anything like that to protect you. You also could die by falling too far. So you really couldn't go all SUPERFAST ACROBATIC like you wanted to because you'd die in 2 seconds.

    That is my official review

    In Bubsy 2 you could take multiple hits, not that it made it any better.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Maybe part of the reason Sonic's star has waned is that he was designed to appeal to kids in a certain time period, whereas Mario was designed to be easy to render given limited technology.
  • people like hate Sonic now and I don't know why.

    Granted, if more of the Sonic games that came out were like Colors I'd like the series more than I do.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I remember on IJBM 2 people got angry at me for asking why Sonic appeals to autistic kids so much.

    I just wanted to know, though. I mean, Thomas and Pokemon I understand, but I don't know why Sonic.
  • Miko said:

    incidentally, i like Native Faith more than its remix (Kero 9 Destiny)

    while i prefer Cirno's Perfect Math Class (the remix) over its original, Beloved Tomboyish Girl

    same with preferring Marisa Stole the Precious Thing (the remix) over its original, Doll Judgement

    iosys remixes are fan remixes and therefore inferior to their source material imo. Also, all three of these original tracks have remixed versions by U2 Akiyama (possibly NKZ on the latter) in the fighting game soundtracks, which are canon. :3
    you shouldn't fan remixes to be inferior simply because they are fan remixes.  every pair of tracks should be evaluated on a case by case basis.
  • Does he? I tend to not know if people are autistic unless I literally ask (I myself am perfectly neurotypical as far as I'm aware) so I might just not have a grasp on that kind of thing
  • Man, even THINKING about using Windows XP causes me pain

    why do you hate XP

    XP is second best windows version behind 7
  • edited 2014-06-08 16:57:15

    im waiting for a 3D platformer revival because those games were fucking baller

    do Ys Oath and Ys Origin count as 3D platformers?

    because i have some trouble with the camera angles in Super Mario 64 and Crash Bandicoot (even though yes they're fun)
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    XP = The only thing Microsoft ever did right
  • edited 2014-06-08 16:57:48
    DOWN WITH WINDOWS 8

    ALL HAIL THE GREAT WINDOWS XP, GALE OF DARKNESS
  • man i loved windows 7
  • windows xp, more like windows fisher-price amirite
  • what does it actually give you over windows 2000
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    That Sonic Racing game is pretty good. I like it better than Mario Kart
  • edited 2014-06-08 17:02:35
    Wilhelm said:

    what does it actually give you over windows 2000

    me, personally? mainly the fact that i know it and know my way around it

    and it doesn't bluescreen ALL THE DAMN TIME like win98 did
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    I don't mean Sonic R, I mean the one with all the other Sega characters.

    And Danica Patrick
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Don't get me wrong, I liked XP well enough back in the day.

    It's just that every time I go to use it now, I'm faced with the many little irritants that have been fixed in subsequent versions. For example, the inability to reorder taskbar buttons.

    Not to mention that using XP with an internet connection is quickly going to become a security nightmare now that it's no longer getting any updates or patches...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, I personally have never had any problems with Windows 8.x on a technical level. It seems at least as stable as Windows 7 in that regard.

    It's the user interface that makes it an infuriating mess.
  • Also, I personally have never had any problems with Windows 8.x on a technical level. It seems at least as stable as Windows 7 in that regard.


    It's the user interface that makes it an infuriating mess.
    Start8 is the answer to all your problems

    With it installed, Win 8 is pretty awesome, honestly, and I know that doesn't excuse Microsoft's behavior but still
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've become accustomed enough to Windows 8 over the past year or so that I don't really feel a need to install a third-party Start menu. I mean, I still don't like the Start screen, but I'm used to it, you know? *shrug*

    Also, I'm wondering what Microsoft is planning to do wrt bringing back the Start menu. I've heard rumors that it might not be a thing until Windows 9, but...surely Microsoft isn't stupid enough to make the return of a popular removed feature a PAID update, are they? My guess is that they'll call it Windows 8.2 or Windows 8.1 Update 2 and make it a free patch...
  • i actually haven't updated 7 with security patches

    "Software designers hate him for this one stubborn practice!"
  • i've heard rumors that W9 is set to be a free update to W8 owners, but you never know

    either way, it's probably going to be a sooner update than W8 was to W7
  • when is Win9 coming out
  • when is Win9 coming out
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    i actually haven't updated 7 with security patches

    "Software designers hate him for this one stubborn practice!"

    You're, uh, only potentially hurting yourself with that one, you know.
  • i think this practice is a holdover from years ago when i was concerned that such patches would prevent me from using certain online features (such as torrents) or visiting certain sites
  • oh hey, 112 important security updates.  let's look through them one by one.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    There was nothing I hated more than when my family members would stubbornly refuse to patch their systems, then come to me expecting me to fix things when their computers inevitably ended up compromised.

    Not to say that a fully-patched system can't be compromised, 'cause obviously no software is bulletproof, but I think it's fair to say that if you expect me to bail you out you ought to at least put in a bit of effort into preventive maintenance.
  • kill living beings
    i haven't done a full upgrade of my system in weeks. the disadvantage of manual upgrade regimen: i forget constantly

    i should probably find an arch version of libressl or something if i'm going to be at all security conscious
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    See, I can understand just forgetting to update, but by default Windows automatically checks for updates every so often, and they would MANUALLY CANCEL IT EVERY TIME
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    my new MacBook bugs me to update all the time

    I tend to put it off though...
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