You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed go to bed GO TO BED
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
HEY GUYS
I JUST noticed something
"Tara Strong" and "Traffic Signal" both start with the same letters
Don't ask me why But I was walking down the streets Of Fairfax, California And I saw this flyer hangin' On a telephone pole, and it said CAN GOD FILL TEETH? That's right! For a $10 "Donation" You could see silver fillings turn To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings." New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a Flashlight and a mirror to observe. But wait a minute - Didn't I just read About how the cops are getting parents To plant bugging devices In their kids teeth So if they disappear they can track 'em Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons And all that - And didn't I read That these devices can go two-way And everything that I do or say Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now Planted in my cavities And they didn't even tell me No wonder every bad thing In and out of my mouth Keeps winding up on my employment record All those fillings All those crowns I'll show them Who's boss of my big mouth Where's the pliars God dammit! Where's the pliars?!? Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill This is all coming out right now - TODAY!
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Must be some kind of conspiracy The whole world's a God damn conspiracy Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy Man, LIFE is a conspiracy! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Needlenose Up my nose - Agh! - Where did all these wires come from? How far up into my skull do they go? I pull out more and more copper spagetti How'd my Weekly World News get all wet? God damn fishsticks melted again What are they trying to do to me? No secrets left in the land of the free! There No one's gonna tell me what to do It's worth eating baby food The rest of my life To be a free man Bastards: Probably wouldn't understand me anyway.
Let it rain a day, a week, a yearLet it rain a thousand years a dayThat's the divine answer to all the shed tearsThat's the cyclic Flood well known by those who knowOne drop for every broken dreamand one for every conceived planOur seeds sown largerOur roots will go deeperOur trees will grow higher and now we await the rain
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know it's obvious they intend for you to pronounce "Disqus" like "discuss" but my mind pronounces it like "discus".
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
^^^ Yeah. SuperValu sold all the Columbus-area Cub Foods stores to Kroger in 1997 and they've since closed down.
^^ I think Cub Foods was SuperValu's only chain in Columbus when they pulled out, though they later opened Save-A-Lot stores in some neighborhoods.
Rainbow was notorious for violating health regulations and having obnoxious staff, it went under and was bought out by Roundy's, who turned the brand around.
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stay awake
stayawake
I SAID STAY awake
I JUST noticed something
"Tara Strong" and "Traffic Signal" both start with the same letters
It must be a CONSPIRACY
But I was walking down the streets
Of Fairfax, California
And I saw this flyer hangin'
On a telephone pole, and it said
CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
That's right!
For a $10 "Donation"
You could see silver fillings turn
To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
Flashlight and a mirror to observe.
But wait a minute -
Didn't I just read
About how the cops are getting parents
To plant bugging devices
In their kids teeth
So if they disappear they can track 'em
Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
And all that -
And didn't I read
That these devices can go two-way
And everything that I do or say
Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
Planted in my cavities
And they didn't even tell me
No wonder every bad thing
In and out of my mouth
Keeps winding up on my employment record
All those fillings
All those crowns
I'll show them
Who's boss of my big mouth
Where's the pliars
God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
This is all coming out right now - TODAY!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Must be some kind of conspiracy
The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Needlenose
Up my nose
- Agh! -
Where did all these wires come from?
How far up into my skull do they go?
I pull out more and more copper spagetti
How'd my Weekly World News get all wet?
God damn fishsticks melted again
What are they trying to do to me?
No secrets left in the land of the free!
There
No one's gonna tell me what to do
It's worth eating baby food
The rest of my life
To be a free man
Bastards:
Probably wouldn't understand me anyway.
@squiddle
Internet-free, for the most part. :/
Cowboy Bebop->See You Space Cowboy->Samurai->See You Space Samurai-> That episode with Andy in it.
Therefore, I shall call tns "Andy."
Damn DST.
we await the rain
"Cowboy Bebop->See You Space Cowboy->Samurai->See You Space Samurai-> That episode with Andy in it.
Therefore, I shall call tns "Andy.""
That's a new nickname. Not that I mind, just one that's never been used before.
@squid
No, I have not, but I'll scour Netflix and various other mediums to find it.
Was the :] directed at the article or Draco's biting?
*mews*
*wait no that's stupid*
OH GOD!!
IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!
Supervalu as a whole did not; there are still Albertson's (albeit fewer than ten years ago) and Save-A-Lots here.
^^ I think Cub Foods was SuperValu's only chain in Columbus when they pulled out, though they later opened Save-A-Lot stores in some neighborhoods.
^ No.