The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • kill living beings
    instead of fantasizing i come up with elaborate plots

    in one i am a robot engineer (that's engineer who is a robot) who works for a family of vampires in post apocalyptic moldova, along with his sister, also a robot but she doesn't know it so when she finds out she gets mad at him/me and their relationship is terrible because i think t hat's interesting
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    my idealized version of myself varies in idealized-ness to slightly cooler and smarter than the actual me to nigh omnipotent shapeshifting magical superbeing

    Same
  • blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and the warner sister dot
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Thinking about Space Jam --> Lola Bunny --> Kath Soucie --> Cadpig

    I worry that she's just a pale imitation of Dot Warner and that I lack taste

    You worry too much

    Who cares what goofy cartoon characters you like?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    my ideal self is the world's greatest cow author
  • I really cannot begin to elaborate on how awesome a song "Red Ocean Apocalypse" is
  • kill living beings
    do you author cows
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    right, see, I knew you would ask that

    which is why I came up with this witty response: no
  • You know who I miss? Kaitou. We were like really good friends for a while and then he just sorta up and decided he no longer wanted anything to do with me.
  • edited 2014-06-07 01:56:16
    i just fell asleep and dreamed about falling asleep and dreaming, about videogame design, and a few other things

    i realized that the Top Floor theme in Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow would be perfect for an optional hell area a la El Infierno in Guacamelee, in a Castlevania game
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    you were not asleep for very long
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Guacamelee?
  • edited 2014-06-07 02:06:17
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    SUPER

    SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH

    BROTHERS!

    MELEE!
  • Guacamelee is a metroidvania/beat em up that came out last year. One of those low-key games that most people who played it liked a lot but not a lot of people seem to have played it.

    Also got criticized because there were drawings of reddit memes on the walls in some places, because people are stupid and think that that's a thing that matters when talking about a game.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    what was the complaint?
  • there were drawings of reddit memes on the walls in some places,


  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't understand
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    reddit
  • Tachyon said:

    i don't understand

    that's the entire complaint. There were ragefaces on the walls in some places in the game, and people didn't like that.
  • edited 2014-06-07 02:11:54
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    reddit is of course a website

    it's very website with lots of website people who website
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    admittedly, ragefaces are pretty stupid

    of course, I put the Mega Milk face in my game so who am I to talk
  • edited 2014-06-07 02:13:00
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it just seems, idunno, like complaining that there were umbrella stands or mouse traps or geese in the game

    like what is the complaint
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Overused internet memes? No-- I can't-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    (melts into a pile of bubbling purple moon sludge)

    Also, yay fun with being unable to sleep :|
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the Mega Milk Boo amused me

    but the one that made me laugh the loudest was the Mabel Boo, because it was so unexpected
  • They're in Isaac too and no one ever talks about them there, idk.

    For that matter, even more recently, one of the things you can do in Watch_Dogs is apparently change billboards to old memes.

    Overused internet memes? No-- I can't-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


    (melts into a pile of bubbling purple moon sludge)

    Also, yay fun with being unable to sleep :|
    is moon sludge expensive?
  • I still have not played Black Candles.

    I should give it a shot one of these days.
  • i did that thing where i was mad at night so i made garbage music
  • i did that thing where i was mad at night so i made garbage music

    gpoy
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

    is moon sludge expensive?

    It costs tens of dollars
  • edited 2014-06-07 02:21:07
    Touch the cow. Do it now.

    I still have not played Black Candles.

    I should give it a shot one of these days.

    I thought you tried it and it crashed your computer. Or something like that

    Anyway yeah, Mabel Boo was pretty good too.
  • I still have not played Black Candles.

    I should give it a shot one of these days.

    I thought you tried it and it crashed your computer. Or something like that

    Anyway yeah, Mabel Boo was pretty good too.
    yeah but I haven't actually played it.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    raw squid fermented in putrefied viscera
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    poor squid
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, I'm gonna reupload the game in the next few days, just sayin' that

    (the last upload expired)
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Ah. Perhaps I should try out the latest version.
  • kill living beings

    right, see, I knew you would ask that

    which is why I came up with this witty response: no

    but... porn
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    butt porn?
  • kill living beings
    noty from you
  • raw squid fermented in putrefied viscera

    in Aisle 3
  • edited 2014-06-07 04:40:06
    is there any realistically-plausible surname that sounds something like "finalozzi" or "finelozzi"?

    (in case you're wondering, i'm just thinking of a name for when i want to make an expy of Laffinty Fin E Ld Si)

    seems like "lozzi" is a plausible name but "fine" ("fin") means "end" in italian (french) and it doesn't seem like a sensible name...
  • i know that Finazzi is an actual italian surname but i got nothing beyond that
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    of course, I put the Mega Milk face in my game so who am I to talk

    Yay incest!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    of course, I put the Mega Milk face in my game so who am I to talk

    Yay incest!

    You guys are frightening.
  • Incorrect insult: "bitch"

    Correct insult: "jerk"

    reason: "bitch" implies a gender-based judgement of a person; "jerk" does not.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Incorrect insult: "bitch"

    Correct insult: "jerk"

    reason: "bitch" implies a gender-based judgement of a person; "jerk" does not.

    Agreed.

    "Asshole" works too, if you want to get a bit more profane.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

    Overused internet memes? No-- I can't-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


    (melts into a pile of bubbling purple moon sludge)

    Also, yay fun with being unable to sleep :|
    I'm reminded of the time the Homestuck fandom flipped their collective lid because Dirk's auto-responder made an "over 9000" joke. Completely ignoring the fact that "loves terrible stuff to the extent that you can't tell if he's ironic or sincere" is half of his characterization.

    Naturally, Hussie responded by working an even dumber "over 9000" reference into a future conversation.
  • Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappucinos

    are my life
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Internet meme humor:

    Thesis: You think the meme is the funniest thing ever. You bark like a seal and clap your flippers for every reference to a cake being something other than the honest truth.

    Antithesis: If one person tells a joke, it's funny. If ten people retell the joke, not only does it stop being funny, but it rewrites history to erase any trace of comedy the joke ever had. Memes are so powerfully terrible that just one of them can suck all the goodness out of an otherwise competently made story.

    Synthesis: Memes are tools that can be used well or badly.
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    Meme is just an "inside joke" and/or "reference"
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