You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
A problem has been detected and Central Avenue has been shut down to prevent damage to her psyche.
If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, distract yourself with cartoons. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Check to make sure you've taken your medication. Remove any immediate sources of frustration and anger. Call your friend Eric on Google Talk at 9 in the morning, then restart your computer.
Library Functions That Set errno and Return an Out-of-Band Error Irs is also a valid return value for successful calls. For example, the strtoul() function returns ULONG_MAX and sets errno to ERANGE if an error occurs. Because ULONG_MAX is a valid return value, errno must be used to check whether an error actually occurred. A program that uses errno for errorndicator
The C Standard specifies that the functions listed in the following table set errno and return an out-of-band error indicator. That is, their return value on error can never be returned by a successful call.
A program may set and check errno for these library functions but is not required to do so. The program should not check the value of errno without first verifying that the function returned an error indicator. For example, errno should not be checked after calling signal() without first ensuring that signal() actually returned SIG_ERR.
The new text describing a ROSE algorithm made me realise that part of this rule is too strict. It says
A program that uses errno for error checking should set it to zero before a library function call and then inspect it before a subsequent library function call.
However, it is only necessary to set errno to zero before the call if the value returned by the call as an error indication is also a valid return value, as in the strtoul() example with return value ULONG_MAX.
Also the final statement in the ROSE algorithm is problematic:
Furthermore, one can check that errno isn't set or tested near a function that doesn't set it, like fopen().
because there are C99 functions for which C99 doesn't require errno to be set but POSIX does. ROSE would need to know whether the code is targeted at a pure C99 implementation or a POSIX implementation.
Functions That Set errno and Return an Out-of-Band Error Indicator
Function Name
Return Value
<strong>errno</strong> Value
ftell()
fgetpos(), fsetpos()
Positive
mbrtowc<span>()</span>,<span>mbsrtowcs()</span>
EILSEQ
signal<span>()</span>
Posi
ate minimum or maximum value is returned, and the value ERANGE is stored in errno. For floating-point conversion functions in the strtod and wcstod families, if an underflow occurs, whether errno acquires the value ERANGE is implementation-defined. If the conversion fails, 0 is returned and errno is not set.
The numeric conversion function atof() and those in the atoi family "need not affect the value of" errno.
For mathematical functions in <math.h>, if the integer expression math_errhandling & MATH_ERRNO is nonzero, on a domain error, errno acquires the value EDOM; on an overflow with default rounding or if the mathematical result is an exact infinity from finite arguments, errno acquires the value ER
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
A problem has been detected and Central Avenue has been shut down to prevent damage to her psyche.
If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, distract yourself with cartoons. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Check to make sure you've taken your medication. Remove any immediate sources of frustration and anger. Call your friend Eric on Google Talk at 9 in the morning, then restart your computer.
Technical information:
*** STOP 0x0000007b
shutting down because YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE AWESOME OF THE FROZEN MINNESOTA NORTHLANDS WHICH HAVE MANY LAKES, EH?
I think you're also underrating the sheer vastness of the United States. Like, even in Columbus, Ohio, and outside of it, there tons of things you can do. Want liberal places? Well, you know where to go. I know nothing about the social areas about your area, but just within your city I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of stuff to do. Of course, traveling tends to be easier said than done (especially right now), but not once you're out of school with an engineering degree and with a job.
Canada's also vast and has a bunch of cool places as well, but not all of Canada's like you want it to be, for sure.
i am not capable of casualtiy. i do not touch human beings and they do not touch me. kill living beings, they say. i feel better than i used to. the world no longer looks to be made of meat. it is made of meat, of course, but this doesnt seem so negiataive to me now. still, i sit unhealthily
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I think you're also underrating the sheer vastness of the United States. Like, even in Columbus, Ohio, and outside of it, there tons of things you can do. Want liberal places? Well, you know where to go. I know nothing about the social areas about your area, but just within your city I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of stuff to do. Of course, traveling tends to be easier said than done (especially right now), but not once you're out of school with an engineering degree and with a job.
Canada's also vast and has a bunch of cool places as well, but not all of Canada's like you want it to be, for sure.
Well, that's true...
I do intend to travel the country a bit more when I can, especially since AU has expressed a desire to do the same.
As it is, though, I feel like (a) I'm trapped here, and (b) I'm just another uninteresting American idiot with nothing special about me.
Ohio's interesting because in some ways it's similar to the culture here, but in other ways not. This applies to all the USA, of course, but Ohio's clearly a lot different from, say, Oregon, or Arizona, or New Jersey.
You're also in the Great Lakes region which is cool.
And I don't get to have a president! I'm just stuck with boring old David Cameron.
And the Queen is an old lady in a silly hat who I know exists, but I've never met her.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
eeee all of that makes sense
but i don't really have any response to it other than "that makes quite a bit of sense, old chap"
I think you're also underrating the sheer vastness of the United States. Like, even in Columbus, Ohio, and outside of it, there tons of things you can do. Want liberal places? Well, you know where to go. I know nothing about the social areas about your area, but just within your city I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of stuff to do. Of course, traveling tends to be easier said than done (especially right now), but not once you're out of school with an engineering degree and with a job.
Canada's also vast and has a bunch of cool places as well, but not all of Canada's like you want it to be, for sure.
Well, that's true...
I do intend to travel the country a bit more when I can, especially since AU has expressed a desire to do the same.
As it is, though, I feel like (a) I'm trapped here, and (b) I'm just another uninteresting American idiot with nothing special about me.
Yeah there are definitely a lot of Americans everywhere, not denying that. That's being pretty disingenuous to what's around you, though. Are there any buses you can take to spend the night several hours away from your city? Any places you haven't visited in person? Or perhaps some road scenery you haven't gotten pictures of yourself? There's a heck of a lot. And to go off of what Tachyon said: I don't have the Ohio State Fair near me, nor is the ComFest, and I sure as sugar don't have any bus system like yours.
You are also, like Tachyon says, not uninteresting and not an idiot. Maybe the area near you are, but that's got jack all to do with you as a person (and you're a fun, interesting gal).
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
why can't i be a magical near-omnipotent princess in real life
i have to study math but my mom keeps screaming at me that i have to study, which makes me want to study less and less even though i really fucking have to study
i don't even have to study that much, i just need to brush up on the properties of exponents, completing the square and properties of quadratic equations, all dead simple stuff
but like every time she yells i just can't because like if i do study and then i do do well she's going to yell at more more moving foreward
like for fucks sake im almost 20 and i got a fucking A in honors algebra when i was 15 or whatever i don't need to be yelled at and harassed to do math anymore
this would not be happening if it weren't for the fact that i missed my first ACT date because of her drinking and shit and it kept getting rescheduled and ugh
shout at her to stop yelling cause you're trying to study
bruh that does not work
she still treats me like i'm 12 and there is no way to respond to her that isn't doing whatever she wants, getting yelled at, or acting like a 12 year old
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
shout at her to stop yelling cause you're trying to study
bruh that does not work
she still treats me like i'm 12 and there is no way to respond to her that isn't doing whatever she wants, getting yelled at, or acting like a 12 year old
i am a fairly charming, articulate, intelligent and reasonable young adult and behaving like that with her produces literally no results. none. zip. nada.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
my brother is playing a mickey mouse game
i feel like my life has been leased to DISNEY all of a sudden
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Of course! Centralian citizenship is granted to Anyone The Princess Likes, because that way it's guaranteed to be Fair and Impartial. #governmentthatworks
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Also, Capitalization is apparently granted to any words the Princess Wants To Emphasize.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I feel strange
Someone comfort me and explain why I'm not worthless
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Let's write a userscript that wordfilters everything to "Disney"
Kinda like the Emile virus...anyone remember that?
Comments
to me Ohio seems interesting
i don't know anyone else from there
yeah, obviously
#include <errno.h>#include <limits.h>#include <stdlib.h>Library Functions That Set
errnoand Return an Out-of-Band Error Irs is also a valid return value for successful calls. For example, thestrtoul()function returnsULONG_MAXand setserrnotoERANGEif an error occurs. BecauseULONG_MAXis a valid return value,errnomust be used to check whether an error actually occurred. A program that useserrnofor errorndicatorThe C Standard specifies that the functions listed in the following table set
errnoand return an out-of-band error indicator. That is, their return value on error can never be returned by a successful call.A program may set and check
errnofor these library functions but is not required to do so. The program should not check the value oferrnowithout first verifying that the function returned an error indicator. For example,errnoshould not be checked after callingsignal()without first ensuring thatsignal()actually returnedSIG_ERR.The new text describing a ROSE algorithm made me realise that part of this rule is too strict. It says
However, it is only necessary to set errno to zero before the call if
the value returned by the call as an error indication is also a valid
return value, as in the
strtoul()example with return value ULONG_MAX.Also the final statement in the ROSE algorithm is problematic:
because there are C99 functions for which C99 doesn't require errno
to be set but POSIX does. ROSE would need to know whether the code is
targeted at a pure C99 implementation or a POSIX implementation.
Functions That Set
errnoand Return an Out-of-Band Error IndicatorFunction Name
Return Value
<strong>errno</strong>Valueftell()fgetpos(),fsetpos()Positive
mbrtowc<span>()</span>,<span>mbsrtowcs()</span>EILSEQsignal<span>()</span>Posi
ERANGEis stored inerrno. For floating-point conversion functions in thestrtodandwcstodfamilies, if an underflow occurs, whethererrnoacquires the valueERANGEis implementation-defined. If the conversion fails,0is returned anderrnois not set.atof()and those in theatoifamily "need not affect the value of"errno.<math.h>, if the integer expressionmath_errhandling & MATH_ERRNOis nonzero, on a domain error,errnoacquires the valueEDOM; on an overflow with default rounding or if the mathematical result is an exact infinity from finite arguments,errnoacquires the valueERtive
wcrtomb<span>()</span>,<span>wcsrtombs()</span>(sizi am not capable of casualtiy. i do not touch human beings and they do not touch me. kill living beings, they say. i feel better than i used to. the world no longer looks to be made of meat. it is made of meat, of course, but this doesnt seem so negiataive to me now. still, i sit unhealthily
You're also in the Great Lakes region which is cool.
And I don't get to have a president! I'm just stuck with boring old David Cameron.
And the Queen is an old lady in a silly hat who I know exists, but I've never met her.
Do you permit dual citizenship?
i am just particle
Someone comfort me and explain why I'm not worthless
It's just that yours don't translate well into silly fake street addresses
Kinda like the Emile virus...anyone remember that?