The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • kill living beings

    Can you remap the controls?

    I wanna buy it but I don't want to if I'm not gonna be able to play it.

    pretty sure. it has more controls than most FPSs, keep in mind
  • Can you remap the controls?

    I wanna buy it but I don't want to if I'm not gonna be able to play it.

    pretty sure. it has more controls than most FPSs, keep in mind
    I'm well aware of that, but I'd prefer said controls to be on the right side of my keyboard so I can use my left hand for aimin'.
  • why can't i focus on anything
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Random thought about The Simpsons: Why doesn't Lisa know who Joan of Arc is?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    That is because alcohol laws in the United States are more stringent.

    Beer culture is different over here. If McDonald's were allowed to serve that stuff here you'd have drunks stumbling in every morning at 2AM asking for a large Budweiser.

    Heck you get 9/10ths of that now.

    for some reason I was imagining some tall dude stumbling into a McDonald's at 2AM asking for a large Budweiser as some peppy 1990s commercial jingle played
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Random thought about The Simpsons: Why doesn't Lisa know who Joan of Arc is?

    If she canonically doesn't, I am a bit surprised.
  • edited 2014-06-04 16:41:25
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    As they read the end, Joan of Arc is being burnt at the stake, still waiting for God to save her (the real Joan had said several days earlier that her voices had spoken to her of martyrdom). Shocked, Lisa asks Homer if she was really burned to death. Marge then interrupts, claiming that Joan of Arc was rescued by Sir Lancelot, and they get married and live in a spaceship. She then rips out the last page and eats it, remarking that it is easier to chew than the video of Bambi.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I think that is how Disney would have ended that story.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    You two are taking Zombie Simpsons seriously. You shouldn't do that.
  • 'Course, now I can't give 

    Humble Bundle finally changed its Steam verification system. Now it gets verified straight to your account, so you can't get the key and pass it to someone else.


    That'll upset the economy that formed around trading Humble Bundle games, and isn't that a pretty thing to happen?
    There's a gift box symbol next to each key.

    To be honest I'm not exactly sure why they did this.
    Ohhhh
  • edited 2014-06-04 16:46:20
    Maybe they just wanted to see how many people were gifting keys?

    Note that assigning keys to games seems to have at least some leeway too -- it's possible to make one key contain multiple games, as was done in early Humble Bundles.  They could have gone with that...

    ...though in that case they might also face a backlash of fewer people buying bundles just because they owned components of them.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's funny how people give Disney shit for sanitizing stories but they're still not free of hard-hitting/traumatic moments
  • edited 2014-06-04 16:48:00

    people give disney shit for sanitizing stories because it fundamentally alters their dramatic trajectory and point.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Anonus said:

    It's funny how people give Disney shit for sanitizing stories but they're still not free of hard-hitting/traumatic moments

    Disney knows kids can take anything provided you give them a happy ending, generally.
  • edited 2014-06-04 16:55:42
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Critical reaction to Pocahontas was generally mixed to positive. The review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes reported a 56% approval rating with an average rating of 6/10 based on 52 reviews.
    Huh, I always thought that Pocahontas was well received. (Yannow, aside from the whole "being grossly innaccurate" thing.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus: McDonald's is open at 2 A.M. where you live, eh?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Fuck if I know
  • Humble Bundle finally changed its Steam verification system. Now it gets verified straight to your account, so you can't get the key and pass it to someone else.


    That'll upset the economy that formed around trading Humble Bundle games, and isn't that a pretty thing to happen?
    Actually, you can click the little gift box icon next to each key to split it off into a gift link.
  • also there are actually now Starbucks stores that serve beer and wine
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Royal Barn
    Attn: Imipolex G, Royal Cow
    8008 Patchouli Rd
    Gloucester, Centralia

    Crystal
    1 Margatroid Way
    Gensokyo

    Anonus
    30 Rockefeller Plaza
    New York, New York
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    marijuana
  • edited 2014-06-04 20:30:16
    BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    Is head rubbing a weird way to show affection?

    (Pyridrym loves to rubs her head on Miko U_U)
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    There's a McDonald's about a mile from here that's open 24 hours (though with a limited menu overnight).
  • edited 2014-06-04 20:38:54
    i once went to a McD's at like 3:30 AM, located across the street from our campus

    they say they're open 24 hours but they're actulaly only open until like 4:30 AM and they reopen at like 5:30 AM

    i ordered two pies, they gave me four (along with the rest of my order, which was like, a side salad and a box of 20 mcnuggets)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I like when you rub your head on me. ^_^
  • kill living beings

    Can you remap the controls?

    I wanna buy it but I don't want to if I'm not gonna be able to play it.

    pretty sure. it has more controls than most FPSs, keep in mind
    I'm well aware of that, but I'd prefer said controls to be on the right side of my keyboard so I can use my left hand for aimin'.
    yeah i'm just sayin'. anwyay i don't see hwo to adjust the controls in my linux version but i think that's a limitation of the linux version; one of the tapes actually mentions remapping controls
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    El Chavo Animado was shit because the appeal of the original show was seeing very obvious adults playing children, but in the cartoon they just made them regular children.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    T. Humour expert
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Royal Barn
    Attn: Imipolex G, Royal Cow
    8008 Patchouli Rd
    Gloucester, Centralia

    yes?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I was making sure I had your addresses so I can send out the invitations for the Princess's Centralia Day party, of course!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh, cool
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    also Knife Play is a dope album

    The first four or five Xiu Xiu LPs are, as I have said before, the sound of trying too hard and succeeding. Their later work gets patchier and less successful, but it's still enjoyable for the most part.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I see 3 - 4 hours of my gf per day and it feels like there is no one else to talk to and nothing else to do and I feel like I will never have estrogen until another million years and I wake up too early and I stay up too late and I have bad nightmares and I only look forward to cuddling my gf while she is outside achieving things and also the vague ideas about the future where I will get to see my dogs again and where I will have estrogen maybe possibly sometime please. I'm not Canadian; I can't even see a psychiatrist for anything ever, yet. I couldn't go back to my family and job even if I wanted to. I wonder if I will ever feel happy instead of needy and depressed.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *hugs Miko*

    Give it time, things will get better!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *cuddles* I can't even write essay-length recaps anymore. There is too much to say. I forget too much and then too much suddenly comes back to me.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Take notes?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It hurts so, so, so much to watch other trans people come out, initiate gender reassignment, and even finish it, so fast, at a younger age than me. It says "you are garbage. You don't deserve it." There I said it. I am a spoiled brat. Can I die now?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Miko said:

    It hurts so, so, so much to watch other trans people come out, initiate gender reassignment, and even finish it, so fast, at a younger age than me. It says "you are garbage. You don't deserve it."

    Hey, me too!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You're not garbage.  Either of you.

    None of this is your fault, Miko.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I want to return to America and get the right chemicals and self-medicate. I really want to. If only I had a place to live that wasn't with bigoted family. Maybe I should be happy that I don't have to lie anymore, where I am now.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Like, what if my hair falls out or some shit. There is no fixing that if it happens.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I thought you hated America though
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Miko said:

    I want to return to America

    ...

    I guess the grass really is always greener on the other side of the fence
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    America is shit, yes. I can also freely travel there.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Hair is overrated.

    Also, please, stop pretending you are filth or garbage.

    you don't like I when I do it, so don't do it yourself.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Maybe you missed the part where my gf told me I can't get the right chemicals in this province but I could if I left it. But no, let's pick on Miko.
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