The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2014-05-30 18:18:21
    The Krang Heap of the &&&@(&%*#$@(&%*#$^* Teapout
  • I GO HARD IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN LIIIIBRARY
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Python 2.7.7 release candidate 1 was released on May 17, 2017.

    um
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:

    Anonus said:

    Go ACLU!



    Anytime it's brought to my attention, it's in a "WE HAVE TO STOP THIS NOW OR WE'RE ALL FUCKED WE ARE DOWN TO THE WIRE!" fashion, but then nothing happens and the TPP just disappears for a while again
    what people don't realize is that bills like this get constantly kicked around and are almost never signed into law. I don't think the TPP has actually come all that close even once.
    I got an email suggesting that we were this close to having the Internet be ruined forever and we had to act NOW to prevent that...
    Was it asking you for donations?
    Yeah...and for me to give input on crowdsourced copyright law
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Kexruct said:

    MetaFour said:

    DC is making a movie subtitled Dawn of Justice and Marvel made a movie subtitled The First Avenger into a hit.

    It's a difference of magnitudes. The latter is charmingly comic booky, the former just sounds stupid.

    They both sound kinda the same to me.
  • Odradek said:

    Kexruct said:

    MetaFour said:

    DC is making a movie subtitled Dawn of Justice and Marvel made a movie subtitled The First Avenger into a hit.

    It's a difference of magnitudes. The latter is charmingly comic booky, the former just sounds stupid.

    They both sound kinda the same to me.
  • Well, there's also a difference in tone. DC always has a self-serious tone and I don't imagine a goofy ass title like "Dawn of Justice" meshes well with that.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    where is Justice, anyway
  • today has been pretty hellish
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    If you ask me, "Dawn of Justice" is the least bad part of the title.
  • it's been months and I still cannot wring a good beat out of "Blumenkranz".
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    where is Justice, anyway

    on Tumblr

    also being a daddy
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Kexruct said:

    Well, there's also a difference in tone. DC always has a self-serious tone and I don't imagine a goofy ass title like "Dawn of Justice" meshes well with that.

    Well that might mean they are being a little less up their own asses, given that you can't be as relatively grounded in reality when Superman and Batman and Wonder Woman are running around in the same universe.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

    where is Justice, anyway

    I think the ghost of Lobster Johnson asked that once.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I am watching an LP by a British person, and they pronounce "h" as "haitch"

    This is a good idea. Why don't we in the states do that?
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Odradek said:

    Kexruct said:

    Well, there's also a difference in tone. DC always has a self-serious tone and I don't imagine a goofy ass title like "Dawn of Justice" meshes well with that.

    Well that might mean they are being a little less up their own asses, given that you can't be as relatively grounded in reality when Superman and Batman and Wonder Woman are running around in the same universe.
    I will laugh so hard if Batman ends up being the one to introduce some much-needed levity into Superman's 'verse.

    Outrageous!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    MetaFour said:

    Odradek said:

    Kexruct said:

    Well, there's also a difference in tone. DC always has a self-serious tone and I don't imagine a goofy ass title like "Dawn of Justice" meshes well with that.

    Well that might mean they are being a little less up their own asses, given that you can't be as relatively grounded in reality when Superman and Batman and Wonder Woman are running around in the same universe.
    I will laugh so hard if Batman ends up being the one to introduce some much-needed levity into Superman's 'verse.

    Outrageous!
    In a twist of fate, Batman has the same personality he did in The Lego Movie.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Odradek said:

    I am watching an LP by a British person, and they pronounce "h" as "haitch"


    This is a good idea. Why don't we in the states do that?
    It took me a minute to realize that you didn't intend the first h in "haitch" to be silent.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    This is why we don't pronounce it that way:

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I am reminded of this.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    They really should have sold both sketches to Sesame Street.
  • edited 2014-05-30 18:47:01
    For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    What is the largest number?

    "A hundred thousand?"
    "Nine hundred and ninety thousand."
    "A million."

    In actuality, it's neither of these. The biggest number in the world is 450 million. But there may be even larger numbers!
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i think that you'll find that the largest number is the largest number plus one
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    "what about two to the largest number?"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    infinity times infinity
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    "that's smaller"
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Someone in the thread I found that in did a trap remix of "In The Library" and it's incredible.

    Aliroz said:

    My gosh, it's beautiful.  No words... Should have sent a poet.
    I sorta get the impression you wouldn't like it, but if you're feeling adventurous a lot of his album Acid Rap sounds like that. Though he is as his name indicates primarily a rapper rather than a singer.
    That song is my favorite piece of music in the world HAVING FUN ISN'T HARD WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LIBRARY CARD!
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    "but look i got this embedding right here"
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    *bang*
  • the thought policeman cometh, the thought policeman goeth
  • edited 2014-05-30 18:55:14

    this is like purgatory in bookstore format
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

    I had such fun in the library in my younger days, alas
  • edited 2014-05-30 18:57:19
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

    I had such fun in the library in my younger days, alas

    Alas?

    Get back in the library, Imi!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

    I had such fun in the library in my younger days, alas

    ooh, i sense a musical number coming on!
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    We know the seven of the black, the seven colors back to back. The night is more pregnant than the day, and going all the way.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *sings musical number about the joys of going back to the library*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    what if someone decided to become a fake medium

    but for OTHERKIN
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    probably I wouldn't care
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    lee4hmz said:

    I went and dug up Scaruffi's best-of lists. While there's a lot (and I mean a lot) of names I've never heard of in the best of rock list, the genre charts are a different story. There's whole bunches of stuff I've heard of in hip-hop, funk, disco, synth-pop...

    He doesn't have bad taste; he's just an incredible snob.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    what if someone decided to become a fake medium


    but for OTHERKIN
    You mean like any other fake medium?

    Their approach to reality would be about the same, just with more fursuiting.
  • "Ah yes, I see you used to be a majestic horse-"

    "Weird, I always thought I was a wolf."

    "-wolf, horse-wolf. They live galaxies away. Incidentally, you're also a galaxy."

    Repeat this general concept and make $$$MEGABUX$$$
  • edited 2014-05-30 19:47:29
    We can do anything if we do it together.

    lee4hmz said:

    I went and dug up Scaruffi's best-of lists. While there's a lot (and I mean a lot) of names I've never heard of in the best of rock list, the genre charts are a different story. There's whole bunches of stuff I've heard of in hip-hop, funk, disco, synth-pop...

    He doesn't have bad taste; he's just an incredible snob.
    Now I'm thinking of the time he called Michael Gira "an astute sellout" on the basis of the post-resusication Swans material. 

    No matter your opinion on said material, it's simply absurd to call Gira a "sellout" in any way.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    -- indignantParapalegic [SJ] began pestering legitimateNonbinary [KQ] --
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Piero Scaruffi is of the opinion that jazz musicians should be judged the same way as other pop musicians: on their strength as songwriters/composers. Which means that he really dislikes jazz men who aren't known for writing their own material, but for their reinterpretation of other peoples' songs. Jazz men like Louis Armstrong.

    I don't agree with Scaruffi, but he's so flipping audacious I can't help but respect him just a little.

  • an internet cinema classic
  • Cookies are broadly classified according to how they are formed, including at least these categories:

    Bar cookies consist of batter or other ingredients that are poured or pressed into a pan (sometimes in multiple layers) and cut into cookie-sized pieces after baking. In British English, bar cookies are known as "tray bakes". Examples include brownies, fruit squares, and bars such as date squares.
    Drop cookies are made from a relatively soft dough that is dropped by spoonfuls onto the baking sheet. During baking, the mounds of dough spread and flatten. Chocolate chip cookies (Toll House cookies), oatmeal (or oatmeal raisin) cookies, and rock cakes are popular examples of drop cookies. In the UK, the term "cookie" often refers only to this particular type of product.
    Filled cookies are made from a rolled cookie dough filled with a fruit or confectionery filling before baking. Hamantash are a filled cookie.
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    Sandwich cookies are rolled or pressed cookies that are assembled as a sandwich with a sweet filling. Fillings include marshmallow, jam, and icing. The Oreo cookie, made of two chocolate cookies with a vanilla icing filling, is an example.
    Cookies also may be decorated with an icing, especially chocolate, and closely resemble a type of confectionery.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    I am watching an LP by a British person, and they pronounce "h" as "haitch"


    This is a good idea. Why don't we in the states do that?
    I am glad you in the states do not do that, so I wouldn't have to get irritated with you, too.
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