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  • edited 2012-03-10 18:10:53
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You guys were wrong, we're on page 501 now.

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    all of ken's clothes fit him
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...high score on what?
  • edited 2012-03-10 18:10:11
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh
  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    The page topper for page #1000 will involve cheese, and will have been posted by Anonus.

    /prophecy

  • edited 2012-03-10 18:20:56
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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Good Night
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    In 60 B.C., Ludwig van Beethoven shall join with General Pompey and a wealthy patrician named Crassus to rule Rome as a steam engine.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    WE'RE STILL HERE!
  • That sounds awesome.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Yeah. I wasn't sure at first, but steam engines ruling over the Roman Empire is actually pretty funny. The villains of edutainment games can come up with interesting things sometimes.
  • I have two huge piles of dirty laundry and various debris in my room. I should pick that up.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I got Happy Meal Pinkie Pie and Rarity!

    They each came with this combination clip/comb thing, which attaches to this ugly little nub on the top of their heads.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I kind of wanted a Happy Meal so I could get some ponies...

    strange, as I don't like the show very much right now.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I didn't get a Happy Meal, I just had Dad go in and buy the toys.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Hopefully the McDonalds people have cottoned on to bronies.

    Could be worse...

    DJ’s and producers have been taking two seemingly disparate tracks and combining them for years – coining the phrase “mashup”. This simple concept has now found its way on to the McDonalds Value Meal board. People ask for a spicy chicken sandwich to be put between a double cheeseburger, creating an entirely new taste experience for $2.16. It’s called the McGang Bang.

    The funny thing is that it’s become an underground phenomenon. People all over have successfully ordered the McGang bang from McDonalds and have documented the experience. Read more at Eat Me Daily.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Happy Meal

    Happy Meal

    ...haven't had one of those in...22 years
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I have a confession to make.

    On a few occasions, I have actually eaten two double cheeseburgers and a McChicken in the same meal. I didn't have many fries with them, and I just drank water, but still.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I'm not confident enough to order a McGangBang, but I'm more than happy to order the double cheeseburger and McChicken then combine the two.
  • edited 2012-03-10 18:55:12
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Oh, I see. I thought the main objection was something along the lines of it having 5 billion calories. [/derp lizard]
  • edited 2012-03-10 18:56:04
    TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    When I saw this, there were 88 new posts.

    Socialism
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Eh, the McGangBang is about ~600-700 Calories. Only slightly more than a Whooper. 
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    FEUDALISM
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    In 563 B.C., a man called Siddhartha Gautama will be born in China. He shall be the son of the wealthy admiral. He shall devote his life to teaching his ideas of how to stop the pain and suffering of life through feudalism and reaching enlightenment.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    ...and I live by the river?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Naney's post had me thinking of an imaginary, 615 Music-composed theme music package for a cable news show named Socialism For Breakfast. And now I'm imagining the graphics and music of an imaginary version of ABC News Now.
  • My mom still eats Happy Meals.

    Well, Mighty Kids' Meals, but you get the point.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Gah, I gotta brush up on my Chinese.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    That reminds me, I haven't practiced French in a while. Fortunately, I can still recognize most of the words I read. At the same time, I always had trouble making out what people were saying when they talked really quickly.
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  • SKRILLEX
    vs.
    FEED ME

    FIGHT!
  • Skrillex wins.
  • edited 2012-03-10 20:10:31
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    not tryin' to cause a big s-s-sensation

    just talkin' 'bout my g-g-generation

    ^^whoever wins, we lose

  • Also, IRL subtitles should totally be a thing.

    Like, when you walk into a store at the mall, the name would magically appear in big text over your head.
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  • S'kinda funny, given the recurring fan joke that Sonny is an alien.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    just like in the animes vidya gaems

    It does sound cool, though.

  • Skrills goes further into the bracket!

    Next game:

    KNIFE PARTY
    vs.
    SWEDISH DERP HOUSE MAFIA
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i'm betting good money on knife party, it better be them
  • The sadness will last forever.
    WE ARE GOING TO EAT YOU!
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    The song begins with a dismissive "whatever", and each verse consists of a short encounter which abruptly ends with the word. The chorus proclaims: "This is my United States of whatever." He also dismisses people he should not ignore for his own well-being. In one verse, the character Zafo voiced by guitarist/producer "Chris Tench" from Sifl and Olly is spared the disparaging remark.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I notice the Happy Meal ponies have simplified cutie marks--Rarity's is a single diamond (rather than three) and Pinkie's is a single blue balloon.
  • And in the Future Garage category:


    SBTRKT


    Vs.


    MACHINEDRUM
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-03-10 20:22:26
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    So of course I made a real bracket.

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    ^ I'm gonna need a bigger sheet of paper. And also some knowledge about who Machinedrum is.
  • edited 2012-03-10 20:22:09
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    @ IRL subtitles: Sounds convenient, yes. Video game style location name exposition would be pretty cool, too.

    Alors, tu voudrais Bulbizarre, le Pokémon de la type Plante?
    Ou peut-être Salameche, le Pokémon de Feu?
    Ou Carapuce, le Pokémon d'Eau?
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