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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hallmark.

    I contemplated buying properties from their chief competitor American Greetings.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But then how are you going to greenlight a reboot of the Rainbow Brite franchise?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Honestly, I'd rather they'd let me reboot Dastardly & Muttley In Their Flying Machines or something.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh come on, how could anyone resist this?


    (One thing I've always loved about these ABC Inc converstations: You actually try to make things make sense and I just spout nonsense the whole time)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is it weird that I find it hard to imagine a world where Helvetica wasn't omnipresent?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why would it be?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't know why I phrased that as a question. What I meant to say was:

    It's hard for me to even imagine a world where Helvetica was not omnipresent.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You know I'm not sure what units of the company to make up next.

    I used to want to invest in pro sports.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You should buy every sports team in Denver and then make them fight
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But it would be chaos.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I know. It'd be so awesome!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    First order of business: Getting rid of Klunk's verbal tic.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You need permission from Microsoft to do that
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But does Microsoft own Hanna-Barbera
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hanna-Barbera? I thought you were talking about Klunk.exe from Windows Vista
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Klunk. Punctuates his speech with onomatopoeias.
  • edited 2011-08-20 05:06:07
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason I thought painting would be my least favorite part of building a dollhouse, but it's actually turning out to be pretty enjoyable.

    ^ I was joking, probably should've added a :P
  • Aondeug was just telling me how happy she is to be able to paint. Further evidence for you being her pony counterpart, I suppose.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    painting sounds fun
  • edited 2011-08-20 10:30:41
    TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Every time you guys say Meijer, I keep thinking you're talking about me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is your name Meijer or something?
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    It's close.
  • Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.

    -Bill Gates, American billionaire and sleeping prophet

  • edited 2011-08-20 15:07:20
    TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    *Gnaws*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Should CA Marketplace close their Tumblr grocery stores
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't know. Are they profitable?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, they're just like regular grocery stores, but they let you reblog coupons.

    (For some reason I always imagine the CA Marketplace stores as being in locations previously occupied by other grocery stores, even though those stores closed for a reason)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    How do you reblog something physically?

    Also, for some reason I associate this music with One Saturday Morning:


  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Fast food time?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    At 20 till midnight? Sure, why not!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I have a vague memory of one in Aurora looking like this. Or maybe not.

    Unrelatedly: [this milk is going bad. I can taste it]
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It looks vaguely familiar to me.

    There was a Wendy's in Jeffersonville, near the older of the two outlet malls, that had a distinct appearance in my head, but the last time I ate there was when I was 5 or 6 (when the old outlet mall was the only outlet mall), so I don't quite remember what it looked like.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    This is non-standard.

    Those are always interesting
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Here's an interesting non-standard one, in Olde Town East.

    I find it kind of weird that there's a Wendy's there at all, let alone such a recent-looking one.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I saw one that looked recent, I think, in Aurora over by the Five Guys Burgers.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A new Five Guys Burgers opened near our house a couple months back. It's not in a new building, though, it's in half of an old Hollywood Video.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Blockbuster closest to the house is now a Look Optical.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Blockbuster nearest the house is still open, which kind of surprises me.

    The one in Whitehall closed last year, and is now an Advance Auto Parts. The one in Reynoldsburg became a Blockbuster "Outlet" in 2009, then closed earlier this year. It remains empty, as of now.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I want to go find cheap ugly crap
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What kind of cheap ugly crap?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    bad graphics and such.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I see.

    For some reason I was thinking of bad signs. Not like road signs, just bad signs in general.
  • One time I was driving around with some friends and we came to a stop sign, bent at about a 45° angle. I said "Well, that's not a good sign." This led to genuine uproarious laughter, much to my confusion.

    You Needed To Know This
  • ...Ok, I laughed at that. My dog is looking at me funny.

    I hope you're happy, Haven.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Wait, so you made a pun unintentionally? I didn't even know it was possible for Haven to do that
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    why is it bent
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Someone probably hit it with their car.
  • No, it was indeed intentional. I just didn't think it merited laughter.

    Something similar happened when I thanked someone for returning my hat, because it was "a family hairloom".
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I giggled

    Why.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I want to buy the Hallmark Channel again. But now have no clue what to do with it, as ALWAYS WHENEVER I WANT TO BUY IT.
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