The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Aliroz said:

     But I guess it's like that thing where only Mormons can talk smack about Mormons, only Baptists can talk smack about Baptists, and only Lutherans can talk smack about Lutherans.

    I though all classifications of christian talked shit about all the other ones because they're worshiping god the wrong way or something
    7th Day Adventists (aka Pennsylvania Mormons, though I believe there are some distinctions) in particular seem to hate everybody else.

    And the more obscure branches of Christianity (eg. Coptics) tend to just keep to themselves.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

     But I guess it's like that thing where only Mormons can talk smack about Mormons, only Baptists can talk smack about Baptists, and only Lutherans can talk smack about Lutherans.

    I though all classifications of christian talked shit about all the other ones because they're worshiping god the wrong way or something
    Nah, that's just football teams from the same town yakking off on one another. Baptists get to talk smack about Mormons and vice versa because of a century of rivalry and cultures that are similar, but different enough that it perfectly pushes your buttons. But there's no real hate, just rivalry and trying to outdo one another.

    And if you're not Mormon or Baptist, you don't get in on the Green Jello vs. Steak rivalry.

    No, from what I know of Utah Mormons, their real hate is for the Chicago Bulls for a basketball incident of the nineties.
  • edited 2014-05-26 23:08:00
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

     But I guess it's like that thing where only Mormons can talk smack about Mormons, only Baptists can talk smack about Baptists, and only Lutherans can talk smack about Lutherans.

    I though all classifications of christian talked shit about all the other ones because they're worshiping god the wrong way or something
    7th Day Adventists (aka Pennsylvania Mormons, though I believe there are some distinctions) in particular seem to hate everybody else.

    And the more obscure branches of Christianity (eg. Coptics) tend to just keep to themselves.
    As a Mormon, I'm quite honored to be compared to Seventh Day Adventists.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    My mom told me today about how when she was little, her best friend in the world was named Rebecca.

    She used to go over to Rebecca's house all the time to swim in her pool. Because she grew up in a time period where parents didn't worry as much as they did now, her mom was fine with her walking all the way to Rebecca's house.

    One day, my mom's mother told her that she could invite Rebecca over. My mom had never done this, because she thought her own home life was rather dull and strict, compared to Rebecca's more wild house, but decided she wanted to show her friend her dogs.

    Once Rebecca got over to her house, my mother's mother freaked out and forbade her from ever seeing Rebecca again, because was Rebecca was black.

    I thought that was very sad.
  • they should ditch the mao mummy already

    seroiusly, it's starting to stink

    if i had superpowers i'd go over there and do it for them

    then plaster music in 6/4 time all over the place just to fuck with them

    because fuck their censorship
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I'm all for ecumenism and friendly inter-faith relations, but no, there definitely is real hate between (some) Christian denominations.

    Look at Northern Ireland.
  • also i take two penalty cards since i typed that name twice
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Aliroz said:

    Aliroz said:

     But I guess it's like that thing where only Mormons can talk smack about Mormons, only Baptists can talk smack about Baptists, and only Lutherans can talk smack about Lutherans.

    I though all classifications of christian talked shit about all the other ones because they're worshiping god the wrong way or something
    Nah, that's just football teams from the same town yakking off on one another. Baptists get to talk smack about Mormons and vice versa because of a century of rivalry and cultures that are similar, but different enough that it perfectly pushes your buttons. But there's no real hate, just rivalry and trying to outdo one another.

    And if you're not Mormon or Baptist, you don't get in on the Green Jello vs. Steak rivalry.

    No, from what I know of Utah Mormons, their real hate is for the Chicago Bulls for a basketball incident of the nineties.
    smells like denial
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    also wtf is Golden Corral?

    A cheaply run buffet chain

    The only real point of going there is if you want to eat out with a lot of people on the cheap
    you're forgetting about their buttery rolls
  • also would be rather satisfying to identity-steal the chinese spammer kingpins and then go on spending sprees across the internet with their credit cards and bank accounts

    buying christian louboutin, prada, louis vuitton, ralph lauren, football jerseys, etc. etc. etc.
  • and then SHOVING IT IN THEIR FACES

    SO HARD IT HURTS THEIR FACES

    but doesn't kill them, so it hurts more
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    We have multiple denominations of churches around here, and I always wonder if they have rivalries.
  • edited 2014-05-26 23:09:58
    i wish i had superpowers (or magic or whatever you want to call it)

    then i might actually be able to do some regime-changin' work myself
  • edited 2014-05-26 23:13:39
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    Aliroz said:

     But I guess it's like that thing where only Mormons can talk smack about Mormons, only Baptists can talk smack about Baptists, and only Lutherans can talk smack about Lutherans.

    I though all classifications of christian talked shit about all the other ones because they're worshiping god the wrong way or something
    Nah, that's just football teams from the same town yakking off on one another. Baptists get to talk smack about Mormons and vice versa because of a century of rivalry and cultures that are similar, but different enough that it perfectly pushes your buttons. But there's no real hate, just rivalry and trying to outdo one another.

    And if you're not Mormon or Baptist, you don't get in on the Green Jello vs. Steak rivalry.

    No, from what I know of Utah Mormons, their real hate is for the Chicago Bulls for a basketball incident of the nineties.
    smells like denial

    Well, it's just not fair! Green Jello and funeral Potatoes are no match for a good steak at your side.

    And baptists have learned the strange and unspeakable art of grilling without making the food taste like ashes.

    Not that they know how to do a good roll, though. Or brownies, our brownies are better.
  • can i shit on free-for-all market capitalism and totalitarian communism at the same time

    pretty please
  • what if i rig both of them so that when i shit on them they explode gloriously
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    no

    use the toilet like a normal civilized person
  • can i please throw tea partiers and government censors at each other at high speed?
  • christian louboutin, prada, louis vuitton, ralph lauren, football jerseys
    bruh you thinking small

    cop a wardrobe full of Visvim, snatch up every single leather jacket Dick Ovens has ever put his name to, go buy every CCP garment you can find, get multiple Jil Sander marbled suits

    also most of those brands you mentioned are kinda... ehhhhhhhhh

    like they're the things that poor people buy ugly knockoffs of to look cool and middle class people cop to show their rich friends that they have no taste
  • Tachyon said:

    no

    use the toilet like a normal civilized person

    fuk u
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    :(
  • christian louboutin, prada, louis vuitton, ralph lauren, football jerseys
    bruh you thinking small

    cop a wardrobe full of Visvim, snatch up every single leather jacket Dick Ovens has ever put his name to, go buy every CCP garment you can find, get multiple Jil Sander marbled suits

    also most of those brands you mentioned are kinda... ehhhhhhhhh

    like they're the things that poor people buy ugly knockoffs of to look cool and middle class people cop to show their rich friends that they have no taste
    they're some of the brands that spammers keep advertising

    that was the only point
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    fuck the duke blue devils imho
  • i say we let russia annex texas
  • i say we FORCE russia to annex texas

    if not, we nuke their gas lines
  • like every time i see someone with Louis Vuitton i think

    1. IT'S A FAKE

    or

    2. YOU ACTUALLY BOUGHT LOUIS VUITTON SHIT

    either way you end up kinda rolling your eyes
  • let's also wreck the parts of the keystone XL pipeline that are already built
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't think texas wants to be part of russia
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    what's the appeal of name brand shit again

    I mean I'm literally all for frivolous spending of money but I honestly don't get the appeal
  • let's strap the koch brothers into the centers of these giant spiky balls laced with heavy explosives, without protection, that are airdropped one onto pyongyang and the other onto damascus
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    force saudi arabia to annex north korea

    what will happen?  i don't know

    nothing good, i'll bet
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Things seems serious in here tonight

    *absconds*
  • Tachyon said:

    i don't think texas wants to be part of russia

    exactly

    i want to offend BOTH of them

    AT THE SAME TIME
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Charles and David Kock
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Russia is far-right and hates Teh Gays too
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    imi come back plz
  • Tachyon said:

    force saudi arabia to annex north korea

    what will happen?  i don't know

    nothing good, i'll bet

    force saudi arabia to come under the rule of the supreme leader of iran ali khamenei

    then get ali khamenei drunk and force him to breathe helium so he talks nonsense AND he sounds like a chipmunk while doing so
  • Odradek said:

    Russia is far-right and hates Teh Gays too

    but putin and medvedev are immune to getting drunk because they are russian

    so we need to figure out another way of dealing with them
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    imi come back plz

    ok
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    Russia is far-right and hates Teh Gays too

    and if they could have Texas they'd be only too happy, i'd imagine
  • airdrop them into the middle of the atacama desert

    with no supplies

    or clothing
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Odradek said:

    Russia is far-right and hates Teh Gays too

    but putin and medvedev are immune to getting drunk because they are russian

    so we need to figure out another way of dealing with them
    troll them on twitter
  • no wait

    that wouldn't work since they could still collaborate
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    airdrop them into a Justin Bieber concert lol
  • drop one of them into the sahara
  • the other into the pacific
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    Odradek said:

    Russia is far-right and hates Teh Gays too

    but putin and medvedev are immune to getting drunk because they are russian

    so we need to figure out another way of dealing with them
    troll them on twitter
    No don't

    This will invariably make them go even deeper into their positions
  • edited 2014-05-26 23:20:30
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    yay

    ^have straw-anti-gays agree with them in the most obnoxious way possible on twitter?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Somebody please screencap when we get to 250000 posts. Also, as many of the next hundred as possible, so if we miss screencapping 250000, we can at least have the lead-up.
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