But I guess it's like that thing where only Mormons can talk smack about Mormons, only Baptists can talk smack about Baptists, and only Lutherans can talk smack about Lutherans.
I though all classifications of christian talked shit about all the other ones because they're worshiping god the wrong way or something
7th Day Adventists (aka Pennsylvania Mormons, though I believe there are some distinctions) in particular seem to hate everybody else.
And the more obscure branches of Christianity (eg. Coptics) tend to just keep to themselves.
But I guess it's like that thing where only Mormons can talk smack about Mormons, only Baptists can talk smack about Baptists, and only Lutherans can talk smack about Lutherans.
I though all classifications of christian talked shit about all the other ones because they're worshiping god the wrong way or something
Nah, that's just football teams from the same town yakking off on one another. Baptists get to talk smack about Mormons and vice versa because of a century of rivalry and cultures that are similar, but different enough that it perfectly pushes your buttons. But there's no real hate, just rivalry and trying to outdo one another.
And if you're not Mormon or Baptist, you don't get in on the Green Jello vs. Steak rivalry.
No, from what I know of Utah Mormons, their real hate is for the Chicago Bulls for a basketball incident of the nineties.
But I guess it's like that thing where only Mormons can talk smack about Mormons, only Baptists can talk smack about Baptists, and only Lutherans can talk smack about Lutherans.
I though all classifications of christian talked shit about all the other ones because they're worshiping god the wrong way or something
7th Day Adventists (aka Pennsylvania Mormons, though I believe there are some distinctions) in particular seem to hate everybody else.
And the more obscure branches of Christianity (eg. Coptics) tend to just keep to themselves.
As a Mormon, I'm quite honored to be compared to Seventh Day Adventists.
My mom told me today about how when she was little, her best friend in the world was named Rebecca.
She used to go over to Rebecca's house all the time to swim in her pool. Because she grew up in a time period where parents didn't worry as much as they did now, her mom was fine with her walking all the way to Rebecca's house.
One day, my mom's mother told her that she could invite Rebecca over. My mom had never done this, because she thought her own home life was rather dull and strict, compared to Rebecca's more wild house, but decided she wanted to show her friend her dogs.
Once Rebecca got over to her house, my mother's mother freaked out and forbade her from ever seeing Rebecca again, because was Rebecca was black.
But I guess it's like that thing where only Mormons can talk smack about Mormons, only Baptists can talk smack about Baptists, and only Lutherans can talk smack about Lutherans.
I though all classifications of christian talked shit about all the other ones because they're worshiping god the wrong way or something
Nah, that's just football teams from the same town yakking off on one another. Baptists get to talk smack about Mormons and vice versa because of a century of rivalry and cultures that are similar, but different enough that it perfectly pushes your buttons. But there's no real hate, just rivalry and trying to outdo one another.
And if you're not Mormon or Baptist, you don't get in on the Green Jello vs. Steak rivalry.
No, from what I know of Utah Mormons, their real hate is for the Chicago Bulls for a basketball incident of the nineties.
also would be rather satisfying to identity-steal the chinese spammer kingpins and then go on spending sprees across the internet with their credit cards and bank accounts
buying christian louboutin, prada, louis vuitton, ralph lauren, football jerseys, etc. etc. etc.
But I guess it's like that thing where only Mormons can talk smack about Mormons, only Baptists can talk smack about Baptists, and only Lutherans can talk smack about Lutherans.
I though all classifications of christian talked shit about all the other ones because they're worshiping god the wrong way or something
Nah, that's just football teams from the same town yakking off on one another. Baptists get to talk smack about Mormons and vice versa because of a century of rivalry and cultures that are similar, but different enough that it perfectly pushes your buttons. But there's no real hate, just rivalry and trying to outdo one another.
And if you're not Mormon or Baptist, you don't get in on the Green Jello vs. Steak rivalry.
No, from what I know of Utah Mormons, their real hate is for the Chicago Bulls for a basketball incident of the nineties.
smells like denial
Well, it's just not fair! Green Jello and funeral Potatoes are no match for a good steak at your side.
And baptists have learned the strange and unspeakable art of grilling without making the food taste like ashes.
Not that they know how to do a good roll, though. Or brownies, our brownies are better.
christian louboutin, prada, louis vuitton, ralph lauren, football jerseys
bruh you thinking small
cop a wardrobe full of Visvim, snatch up every single leather jacket Dick Ovens has ever put his name to, go buy every CCP garment you can find, get multiple Jil Sander marbled suits
also most of those brands you mentioned are kinda... ehhhhhhhhh
like they're the things that poor people buy ugly knockoffs of to look cool and middle class people cop to show their rich friends that they have no taste
christian louboutin, prada, louis vuitton, ralph lauren, football jerseys
bruh you thinking small
cop a wardrobe full of Visvim, snatch up every single leather jacket Dick Ovens has ever put his name to, go buy every CCP garment you can find, get multiple Jil Sander marbled suits
also most of those brands you mentioned are kinda... ehhhhhhhhh
like they're the things that poor people buy ugly knockoffs of to look cool and middle class people cop to show their rich friends that they have no taste
they're some of the brands that spammers keep advertising
let's strap the koch brothers into the centers of these giant spiky balls laced with heavy explosives, without protection, that are airdropped one onto pyongyang and the other onto damascus
Somebody please screencap when we get to 250000 posts. Also, as many of the next hundred as possible, so if we miss screencapping 250000, we can at least have the lead-up.
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And the more obscure branches of Christianity (eg. Coptics) tend to just keep to themselves.
And if you're not Mormon or Baptist, you don't get in on the Green Jello vs. Steak rivalry.
No, from what I know of Utah Mormons, their real hate is for the Chicago Bulls for a basketball incident of the nineties.
She used to go over to Rebecca's house all the time to swim in her pool. Because she grew up in a time period where parents didn't worry as much as they did now, her mom was fine with her walking all the way to Rebecca's house.
seroiusly, it's starting to stink
if i had superpowers i'd go over there and do it for them
then plaster music in 6/4 time all over the place just to fuck with them
because fuck their censorship
Look at Northern Ireland.
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buying christian louboutin, prada, louis vuitton, ralph lauren, football jerseys, etc. etc. etc.
SO HARD IT HURTS THEIR FACES
but doesn't kill them, so it hurts more
then i might actually be able to do some regime-changin' work myself
Well, it's just not fair! Green Jello and funeral Potatoes are no match for a good steak at your side.
And baptists have learned the strange and unspeakable art of grilling without making the food taste like ashes.
Not that they know how to do a good roll, though. Or brownies, our brownies are better.
pretty please
use the toilet like a normal civilized person
that was the only point
if not, we nuke their gas lines
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I mean I'm literally all for frivolous spending of money but I honestly don't get the appeal
what will happen? i don't know
nothing good, i'll bet
*absconds*
i want to offend BOTH of them
AT THE SAME TIME
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then get ali khamenei drunk and force him to breathe helium so he talks nonsense AND he sounds like a chipmunk while doing so
so we need to figure out another way of dealing with them
with no supplies
or clothing
that wouldn't work since they could still collaborate
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^have straw-anti-gays agree with them in the most obnoxious way possible on twitter?