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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • http://ferretbrain.com/articles/article-410

    thoughts?

    opinions?

    (*on the point that the article is making in general, not on harry potter*)
  • edited 2014-05-24 23:38:59
    My dreams exceed my real life

    http://ferretbrain.com/articles/article-410


    thoughts?

    opinions?

    (*on the point that the article is making in general, not on harry potter*)
    my thoughts are

    I guess I should've known by the way
    You parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last
    See, you're the kinda person that believes in makin' out once
    Love 'em and leave 'em fast

    I guess I must be dumb
    'Cause you had a pocket full of horses
    Trojan and some of them used
    But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right
    And you say, "What have I got to lose?"

    And honey, I say Little Red Corvette
    Baby, you're much too fast
    (Oh)
    Little Red Corvette
    You need a love that's gonna last

    I guess I should've closed my eyes
    When you drove me to the place where your horses run free
    'Cause I felt a little ill when I saw all the pictures
    Of the jockeys that were there before me

    Believe it or not, I started to worry
    I wondered if I had enough class
    But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right
    And you say, "Baby, have you got enough gas?", Oh yeah

    Little Red Corvette
    Baby, you're much too fast
    (Yes, you are)
    Little Red Corvette
    You need to find a love that's gonna last
    (Oh, oh)

    A body like yours oughta be in jail
    'Cause it's on the verge of bein' obscene
    Move over, baby, gimme the keys
    I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine

    Little Red Corvette
    Baby, you're much too fast
    Little Red Corvette
    Need to find a love that's gonna last, hey hey

    Little Red Corvette
    Honey, you got to slow down
    (Got to slow down)
    Little Red Corvette

    'Cause if you don't, you're gonna run your little red corvette
    Right in the ground
    (Little Red Corvette)
    Right down to the ground
    (Honey, you got to slow down)

    You, you, you got to slow down
    (Little Red Corvette)
    You're movin' much too fast, too fast
    Need to find a love that's gonna last

    Girl, you got an ass like I never seen, ow
    And the ride
    I say the ride is so smooth, you must be a Limousine

    Ow, baby, you're much too fast
    Little Red Corvette
    You need a love, you need a love that's, uh, that's gonna last
    (Little Red Corvette)

    Babe, you got to slow down
    (Y got to slow down)
    Little Red Corvette
    'Cause if you don't, 'cause if you don't

    You're gonna run your body right into the ground
    (Right into the ground)
    Right into the ground
    (Right into the ground)
    Right into the ground
    (Right into the ground)

    [Tables fixed -- Central Avenue]
  • would knowing anything about that song reveal your thoughts on that article or?...
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    would knowing anything about that song reveal your thoughts on that article or?...

    I COULD NEVER take the place of your man who is Sredni Vashtar
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
  • no you could not that is indeed correct
  • Odradek said:

    Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

  • I see GMH has snowcloned my poor old thread.

    Luckily, I have a card for that

    which one?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Odradek said:

    Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

    Fuck yeah! Let's play PS1 games and watch The Powerpuff Girls all while Bill Clinton is president!
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

    Fuck yeah! Let's play PS1 games and watch The Powerpuff Girls all while Bill Clinton is president!
    Fuck yeah sisseph
  • More Dangerous Sephiroth
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Odradek said:

    Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

    Fuck yeah! Let's play PS1 games and watch The Powerpuff Girls all while Bill Clinton is president!
    HEY

    How about the Nintendo 64 >:(
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Anonus said:

    Odradek said:

    Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

    Fuck yeah! Let's play PS1 games and watch The Powerpuff Girls all while Bill Clinton is president!
    HEY

    How about the Nintendo 64 >:(
    ajo tooie best game
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

    Fuck yeah! Let's play PS1 games and watch The Powerpuff Girls all while Bill Clinton is president!
    Fuck yeah sisseph
    INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *fires up Mario Kart 64*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Welcome to Mario Kart!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    how could they replace Koopa Troopa with Wario? Fuck this shit
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    lol i just realized it doesn't make sense to call it a PS1 when there's no PS2 yet

    i fail at time travel
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Argh, canon arguments. I remember people going on about that in TNG fandom way back in the early 1990s, and it was overly nit-picky then!
  • call it a playstation
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    hey hey hey imi

    boobs
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yeah they're pretty great
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    http://ferretbrain.com/articles/article-410


    thoughts?

    opinions?

    (*on the point that the article is making in general, not on harry potter*)
    It was interesting. I like to think that things are open to interpretation and that the only immutable "canon" of a text is the text, but, I thought that was obvious to begin with?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Is it really necessary for me to go out of the room
    Just because you wanna undress?


  • Miko said:

    http://ferretbrain.com/articles/article-410


    thoughts?

    opinions?

    (*on the point that the article is making in general, not on harry potter*)
    It was interesting. I like to think that things are open to interpretation and that the only immutable "canon" of a text is the text, but, I thought that was obvious to begin with?
    i rather thought it was too, but i guess some people don't see it that way.

    but i had never before thought about how when/if a text is changed one has to decide what cannon is, like with the blade runner endings or Star Wars backstories filling out in a way that arguably makes the original film worse, or when Gregor Lucas decides to make 10000 edits to his films every day or something.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...was that last bit a subtle nod to "Spiders Georg"?
  • it maaaay have been

    gonna be honest this is the first time in ages that i've found an internet meme to be legitimately really very funny.
  • edited 2014-05-25 00:07:12

    I see GMH has snowcloned my poor old thread.

    Luckily, I have a card for that

    which one?
    image
    Very win.

    (I actually meant "which thread".  But that is win.)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "Spiders Georg" sounds like the name of an avant-garde late night talk show host
  • Miko said:

    http://ferretbrain.com/articles/article-410


    thoughts?

    opinions?

    (*on the point that the article is making in general, not on harry potter*)
    It was interesting. I like to think that things are open to interpretation and that the only immutable "canon" of a text is the text, but, I thought that was obvious to begin with?
    i rather thought it was too, but i guess some people don't see it that way.

    but i had never before thought about how when/if a text is changed one has to decide what cannon is, like with the blade runner endings or Star Wars backstories filling out in a way that arguably makes the original film worse, or when Gregor Lucas decides to make 10000 edits to his films every day or something.
    Definitely the most interesting part of the rant.

    It makes me think about how Hussie meddled with early Homestuck in order to reinforce araciality. 
  • @ GMH: It's my favorite non-Legendary card so far. Maybe even my favorite card in the entire set. 

    If I was submitting a resume to Magic the Gathering, that's going to be on the front page.
  • image

    tell me that Harry Potter doesn't look like Trent Reznor here
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I don't know if this has been brought up here yet, but:


    Some MRA fuckass killed 6 people and them himself. He says it's because he couldn't get laid, but fuck that, he hates women and would have been the next Ted Bundy or Richard Speck if he had any "game" (barf).

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • Many atheists (and a fair number of Christians, for that matter) have a hard time getting their heads around the idea that you can be a perfectly decent person, but still not go to heaven. 
  • "Have you ever read a dictionary, Miss Rowling?" Mr. Hammer demanded. Alphabetical order, he continued, "is what the Encyclopedia Britannica uses, isn't that true?"

    To which Ms. Rowling retorted: "What are you accessing in these A-to-Z's? Aren't you being suckered out of your hard-earned cash?"

    That's right folks, she actually just said that dictionaries, encyclopaedias and reference works are a waste of money. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the champion of children's literacy, the great new hope for the education of a generation, Ms Joanne "I don't think dictionaries are useful" Rowling.
  • rock the boat

    raise the barn
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    memories of el monte
  • i am once again deathly bored and reading iffy literary criticism
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cookies
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    when I was at work I had an idea, an insight of some kind (one of those pretty little insights?) but I forgot what it was and didn't write it down

    thus, the world shall be deprived of my genius
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I can hear you all crying
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    last night I stayed up until 5:30. Tonight I'm gonna try for a bit earlier than that
  • i can't oversleep on the weekends or my mom will yell ad me because i am a child who cannot make decisions for myself or something
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I stay up later than that all the time now...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    silly mom, you're not a child, you're a cat
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