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Calica · 2014-05-24 16:40:11

is a touhou without a hat really a touhou at all?

Aliroz · 2014-05-24 16:40:38

Fossilmaiden said:
Objection, the best Touhou wears no hat.

Objection, that is clearly not possible. Things with hats are better than things without.

Obā-san · 2014-05-24 16:42:12

i was gonna say hats are lame but Mark McNairy wears a hat and he's the best

Obā-san · 2014-05-24 16:42:39

Obā-san · 2014-05-24 16:43:30

aaaand im done

Fossilmaiden · 2014-05-24 16:45:39

In fact, of the 10 best Touhous, only 2 wear head enshrinement devices.

Aliroz · 2014-05-24 16:46:04

Yon Assassin said:
i was gonna say hats are lame

You realize that after this, only one of us can be allowed to live?

Duell till döden.

Calica · 2014-05-24 16:47:24

Fossilmaiden said:
In fact, of the 10 best Touhous, only 2 wear head enshrinement devices.

are you sure the other eight are actually touhous

Aliroz · 2014-05-24 16:47:32

Fossilmaiden said:
In fact, of the 10 best Touhous, only 2 wear head enshrinement devices.

. Clearly, Touhou. like essentially all media, is a celebration of hatlessness. I guess I expected as much from this century. Freaking Kennedy.

Calica · 2014-05-24 16:48:40

I mean, not saying they're not necessarily better than the two who actually are definitely touhous, but

Fossilmaiden · 2014-05-24 16:50:41

They are clearly Touhous, as they have poofy dresses. Well, the best Touhou doesn't, but she has poofy trousers, so that counts.

Calica · 2014-05-24 16:53:21

but uminekos also have poofy dresses

how can i be sure they're not uminekos in disguise

Fossilmaiden · 2014-05-24 16:54:02

To be a Umineko you need to be murderous. They are not murderous. QED.

Calica · 2014-05-24 16:55:22

don't touhous eat humans or something

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 16:57:09

the next post is nsfw

Fossilmaiden · 2014-05-24 16:57:29

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

Precisely.

nohaynicklibre · 2014-05-24 16:58:00

Kaguya has no hat and is canon most beautiful and most symetrical Touhou. It's true, I asked ZUN

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 16:58:09

that precision is not safe for work.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 16:58:52

nohaynicklibre said:
Kaguya has no hat and is canon most beautiful and most symetrical Touhou. It's true, I asked ZUN

But did you ask Andrew Hussie, PewDiePie, That Guy With The Glasses, and Slowbeef?

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 16:59:49

glennmagusharvey said:

nohaynicklibre said:
Kaguya has no hat and is canon most beautiful and most symetrical Touhou. It's true, I asked ZUN
But did you ask Andrew Hussie, PewDiePie, That Guy With The Glasses, and Slowbeef?

That's okay, he asked Piccolo, Mephistopheles, the Lawnmower Man, and Ernest (who went to jail).

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:00:24

also i read that as "Kaguya has no fat"

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:01:14

for some reason, Hime (from the Suguri series and 100% Orange Juice) reminds me of you, Fossilmaiden

Fossilmaiden · 2014-05-24 17:02:06

Kaguya
most beautiful and most symetrical Touhou

nohaynicklibre · 2014-05-24 17:03:43

Are you wanna die

Calica · 2014-05-24 17:07:49

nohaynicklibre said:
Kaguya has no hat and is canon most beautiful and most symetrical Touhou. It's true, I asked ZUN

are you sure she's actually a touhou though

Calica · 2014-05-24 17:08:04

and i mean, are you sure she doesn't have a hat. she never leaves the house, you know

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:08:31

Kisume is best Touhou

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glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:08:39

Cirno is second-best Touhou

Calica · 2014-05-24 17:09:36

glennmagusharvey said:
Cirno is second-best Touhou

she's the strongest, dunno about second-best tho

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:09:42

thread over

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:09:49

...bottom of the page

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:10:04

Lilly said:

glennmagusharvey said:
Cirno is second-best Touhou
she's the strongest, dunno about second-best tho

she is second-best only because kisume is best

Calica · 2014-05-24 17:19:14

dunno about cirno or kisume being on the best side

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:20:38

well now you do

Klinotaxis · 2014-05-24 17:25:52

i agree, Mark McNairy is the most symmetrical and beautiful touhou.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:28:47

are the toehoes all foot fetishists???????

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glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:31:12

when i found out she lived in a bucket,
that's when I went and said _________

Obā-san · 2014-05-24 17:31:30

Klinotaxis said:
Mark McNairy is the most symmetrical and beautiful touhou.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:32:07

Discussions Business

Discussins' Beeswax

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:32:20

this is none of your beeswax, honey

why don't you just buzz off

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:33:58

Mini Long Fail, Min-
-ilong, fail

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:34:31

before i sweep some of the counters in kakariko village

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:34:46

then we can write about sweet revenge

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:35:07

salty revenge
sour revenge
bitter revenge
savory revenge

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:35:17

"Umami Revenge" sounds like the name of a videogame.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:36:10

OOH, MAMI

http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1215208

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:36:32

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:37:07

> I'd rather play mancala.

Man California

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:37:25

Florida Man > California Man

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-24 17:37:49

imagine if every single state had a robot master named after it

what would the sequence be?

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