The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2014-05-11 23:14:28
    ...oh
  • actual 2 seconds of googling


  • well shit anonymous says so im convinced
  • Someone kick me in the mouth or something, wow.

    Or fingers, as it were.
  • Can we drop this please I feel like a fucking idiot now.
  • oooohh there's a thread on the gamespot forums

    AND FORUMS.BODYBUILDING

    OH

    SNAP
  • I looked into it a while back and didn't see anything like that, though. This wasn't entirely laziness on my part.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Remember when I could turn an a simple gag into a postmodernist short story?


    You're just out of practice.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    One of the comments on that article says that paedophilia is rampant in Hollywood. Given how common the "former child star whose life imploded" trope is, I wouldn't be surprised there was a lot of abuse (sexual or otherwise) going on. 

    Sometimes, it starts even before Hollywood; just look at Lindsay Lohan's parents.
  • it's gotten to the point where the mere sight of the word "pedophile" causes me to roll my eyes
  • i'm not sure why that is

    i mean pedophilia is hella heinous and whatnot

    but there's just something about the OH MY GOD THE PEDOPHILES ARE OUT THERE AAAHHHHHHHHHHH thing that the internet does (espec. more british-y parts of the web) that just

    like

    y'know?
  • also who on earth is Dan Schneider anyways?
  • edited 2014-05-11 23:27:31
    ^^No, I really don't, considering that rape apologism runs so rampant. 
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    From what I've heard, the panic over "stranger danger" was even worse in the UK than it was here. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    so, what's going on in here---

    dammit, gotta go
  • maybe that's just a function of my reflexive dislike of anything i see plastered all over the internet even when it's something perfectly reasonable
  • I would HIGHLY advise that you get over it for this particular matter; if there's one thing where you absolutely should not ever be immediately dismissive it's with rape allegations.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    also who on earth is Dan Schneider anyways?

    Kids' TV producer with a long association with Nickelodeon. If you've seen the "Schneider's Bakery" logo, that's him.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    i'm not sure why that is

    i mean pedophilia is hella heinous and whatnot

    but there's just something about the OH MY GOD THE PEDOPHILES ARE OUT THERE AAAHHHHHHHHHHH thing that the internet does (espec. more british-y parts of the web) that just

    like

    y'know?

    When a major public body is embroiled in a paedophilia scandal, people get on edge. Shocking, I'm sure.
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    also who on earth is Dan Schneider anyways?

    He produces a bunch of kidcoms for Nick, particularly iCarly and Sam & Cat. Apparently some of the weirder scenes in some of his shows made people think he was the next Lou Pearlman or something; this is the first I've heard of it, anyway. 

    All I know is that there were quite a few Sam/Carly shippers on TVT. :P
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also, he played the manager in Good Burger.
  • Kexruct said:

    I would HIGHLY advise that you get over it for this particular matter; if there's one thing where you absolutely should not ever be immediately dismissive it's with rape allegations.

    i'm not immediately dismissive of rape allegations.

    I am rather skeptical of anonymous "this person is a pedophile who molested non-specific children" allegations.
  • edited 2014-05-11 23:34:54

    Kexruct said:

    I would HIGHLY advise that you get over it for this particular matter; if there's one thing where you absolutely should not ever be immediately dismissive it's with rape allegations.

    i'm not immediately dismissive of rape allegations.

    I am rather skeptical of anonymous "this person is a pedophile who molested non-specific children" allegations.
    You would be amazed how quickly one turns into another. I'm not saying you're a rape apologist, but these kinds of things shouldn't ever be immediately dismissed, no, not even "this person is a pedophile who molested non-specific children" allegations.
  • edited 2014-05-11 23:35:12

    like, about a year back this person on tumblr accused the then lead singer of Gaza of raping her. And I most definitely believed that, due to the specificity and detail of the allegations and also because it fit in with other known things about the guy.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    tbh I don't see a reason to watch tween shows other than being a tween or being a pedophile.
  • edited 2014-05-11 23:36:06

    Odradek said:

    tbh I don't see a reason to watch tween shows other than being a tween or being a pedophile.

    im pretty sure most tweens and pedophiles have better taste than that

    (*rimshot*)
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    tbh I don't see a reason to watch tween shows other than being a tween or being a pedophile.

    im pretty sure most tweens and pedophiles have better taste than that

    (*rimshot*)
    They don't. Tweens are entertained by most anything and pedophiles have no taste at all.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    how do you know that pedophiles have no taste?

    it just seems like such an odd thing to say
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Anonus said:

    how do you know that pedophiles have no taste?


    it just seems like such an odd thing to say
    Dude have you seen the stuff that gets big on TvTropes?

    QED
  • that was supposed to be a joke about the atrocious quality of tween-oriented television programing, which i have never actually watched, in case that needed explaining for some reason.
  • Odradek said:

    Anonus said:

    how do you know that pedophiles have no taste?


    it just seems like such an odd thing to say
    Dude have you seen the stuff that gets big on TvTropes?

    QED
    OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    SNAAAAAP
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

    Anonus said:

    how do you know that pedophiles have no taste?


    it just seems like such an odd thing to say
    Dude have you seen the stuff that gets big on TvTropes?

    QED
    ohhhhh
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    brb, washing my brain out with sulfuric acid
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    ^^No, I really don't, considering that rape apologism runs so rampant. 


    Totally agree.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well this line of conversation got unpleasant awfully fast

    I hereby order someone to post a kitten make up for it
  • Well this line of conversation got unpleasant awfully fast

    I hereby order someone to post a kitten make up for it

    image

    i had this open in another window
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Sometimes I wonder why I keep watching 101 Dalmatians: The Series, given that I don't care for or detest about 95% of it
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's an adult cat

    D-
  • all cats are kittens at heart uwu
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Are you saying adult cats can't be kittens, you, you... kittenist?!
  • edited 2014-05-11 23:55:55

    kitten is not an age or a species it is a frame of mind

    meow
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    algorithms
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    "Bob, everyone knows Green Bay is not in December. You obviously don't shampoo."
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *grazes*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    holy crapoly it's after midnight
  • @ Imipolex G: derp, i didn't notice he quoted two posts

    @Anonus: try quoting a post that already has a quote, then quoting another post
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