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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    POP QUIZ: Why does the Lorax speak for the trees?

    A. He was bored

    B. The trees have no tongues

    C. Government mandate

    D. I don't know. Can I have some candy?


  • nobody payed any attention to this yesterday

    and that's a shame
  • this is like somebody in 2030 making a retro pastiche of early 2010s music.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    POP QUIZ: Why does the Lorax speak for the trees?


    A. He was bored

    B. The trees have no tongues

    C. Government mandate

    D. I don't know. Can I have some candy?
    D.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sigh, fine.

    *tosses Alice some Tootsie Rolls*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Reading Deadline again:

    Guest said:

    @Jason (IN Mojo Jojo’s voice) AW SHUT UP! WE the moviegoers have a right to an wait for it… opinion! Hate OUR OPINIONS all you and people like you want but we have them and YOU CANNOT RUN FROM THEM!! Get a life and lighten up a little bit because you’re acting foolish and stupid at the same time! Once this movie flops, Sony Pictures, Mattel and other people like Jason is gonna look real stupid for letting THIS happen! I can guarantee that right now!

    needs moar Sesquipidelian Loquaciousness
  • sometimes I make comments on Youtube videos, and other people reply to those comments, and I don't read the replies.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    HEY, NEXT POSTER

    I PAINTED UNION JACKS ALL OVER YOUR PICKUP TRUCK

    TAKE THAT, YOU BITCOIN-LIKING FREAK!
  • you know me
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Is it wrong that sometimes I use TvTropes to get a better "feel" for something than wikipedia, because the decreased formality lets TvTropes be better at that?
  • on the one hand, I don't even like bitcoin

    otoh, i actually like it like that
  • Odradek said:

    Is it wrong that sometimes I use TvTropes to get a better "feel" for something than wikipedia, because the decreased formality lets TvTropes be better at that?

    no, I do that too
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    TV Tropes says that Cadpig is The Chick, and I don't get that...
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Anonus said:

    TV Tropes says that Cadpig is The Chick, and I don't get that...

    TvTropes often shoehorns tropes in.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well, I can get the "mediator" part of it, but she doesn't strike me as all that feminine.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Does anyone remember Four Temperament Ensemble?

    That was a pretty stupid trope.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Four Drumset Ensemble
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Odradek said:

    Is it wrong that sometimes I use TvTropes to get a better "feel" for something than wikipedia, because the decreased formality lets TvTropes be better at that?

    I do that, too, though I'm always careful to take into account that TVT pages tend to describe things in terms of extremes

    A particular work of fiction is either the greatest thing ever or irredeemably terrible, there is no in-between
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I saw Sabrina, the Animated Series on the NeedsMoreLove/WesternAnimation page

    It's just kind of mediocre, even if Salem has his moments...

    Also, replying to something Centie said a year ago, IT IS WRONG TO CALL ANY DIC SHOW A DISNEY SHOW (even if it is one of the better/actually good ones!)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Wait, didn't Disney actually own DIC for a while
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    CA: Yeah, by way of ABC
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    gnostical turpitude
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image

    lol
  • edited 2014-05-09 22:08:21
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Wait, didn't Disney actually own DIC for a while

    They got rid of it because it was too DICtastic for them
    lee4hmz said:

    CA: Yeah, by way of ABC

    Amusingly, ABC Inc is regaining the DIC library (this time, it will own it outright) via its purchase of DHX Media

    But DIC itself is dead, so
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Opinion: the Republican propaganda in The Dark Knight Rises was far more harmful than the collateral damage scenes in Man of Steel.
  • edited 2014-05-09 22:16:54
    (flower path)
    Odradek said:

    Opinion: the Republican propaganda in The Dark Knight Rises was far more harmful than the collateral damage scenes in Man of Steel.

    did people take Rises seriously?  at this point all I remember was something something batman was locked in a weird dungeon where he had to climb out and plot twist it wasn't bane that climbed out but talia
  • and cillian murphy had that weird court thing where they were sentenced to walk across ice
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    DICin Scalesinger, Kobold Bard.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Wait, didn't Disney actually own DIC for a while

    They got rid of it because it was too DICtastic for them
    lee4hmz said:

    CA: Yeah, by way of ABC

    Amusingly, ABC Inc is regaining the DIC library (this time, it will own it outright) via its purchase of DHX Media

    But DIC itself is dead, so
    It was too DICtastic for anyone, really
  • you guys are being a bit dic-ish I think
  • image

    lol

    i have seen much fetish stuff along these lines
  • kill living beings
    how did you know about my trashy gossip mag fetish........
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I never did really understand that particular fetish
  • edited 2014-05-09 23:04:04
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Cows cannot go down staircases either because their knees do not bend in the proper way to do so or because the angle makes it so they can't see the next step to place their feet and they don't want to put their feet off a ledge where they don't know how long the drop is.

    They can go down a couple of steps, though, as is obvious from any barn with a couple of stairs from outside to inside.  But, as in, like first-floor-to-second-floor staircases, they cannot, or rather, cannot usually be forced to walk down those very easily.  

    So, about six steps should be the limit, and it depends on how steep the staircase is and how narrow.

    Apparently, it's kind of hard to put your hoof in the right spot when you can't see it, and apparently, cows don't like to do things where they feel like they're stepping off of a cliff or that they're going down a slope they can't see well and can't balance well on.

    Also, the back legs are a problem, because really, how are cows supposed to be able to see where the hoofs go?
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    -calica said:

    Odradek said:

    Opinion: the Republican propaganda in The Dark Knight Rises was far more harmful than the collateral damage scenes in Man of Steel.

    did people take Rises seriously?  at this point all I remember was something something batman was locked in a weird dungeon where he had to climb out and plot twist it wasn't bane that climbed out but talia
    What the Calica said. Even the people who like Rises invariably say "It wasn't as good as The Dark Knight, but..."
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hypno fetish~
  • I never did really understand that particular fetish

    control
  • edited 2014-05-09 23:04:53
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    I never did really understand that particular fetish

    Gosh, same here. Or perhaps it's better to say that I can't really empathize with it at all.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aliroz said:

    Cows cannot go down staircases either because their knees do not bend in the proper way to do so or because the angle makes it so they can't see the next step to place their feet and they don't want to put their feet off a ledge where they don't know how long the drop is.


    They can go down a couple of steps, though, as is obvious from any barn with a couple of stairs from outside to inside.  But, as in, like first-floor-to-second-floor staircases, they cannot, or rather, cannot usually be forced to walk down those very easily.  

    So, about six steps should be the limit, and it depends on how steep the staircase is and how narrow.

    Apparently, it's kind of hard to put your hoof in the right spot when you can't see it, and apparently, cows don't like to do things where they feel like they're stepping off of a cliff or that they're going down a slope they can't see well and can't balance well on.

    Also, the back legs are a problem, because really, how are cows supposed to be able to see where the hoofs go?
    yeah I'm not big on stairs
  • edited 2014-05-09 23:13:39
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, if the cow can see where the steps are, it's a lot easier.  Also, have steps that don't have a long drop from one to the next, and are big steps.
  • I can see where it's coming from but yeah i can't really vibe with it
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    good advice.
  • though hypnosis in general seems interesting maybe

    idk
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I can see where it's coming from but yeah i can't really vibe with it

    This, pretty much
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    THis:  

    is a video of a cow doing down stairs.  

    Note, however, the really big platform stair in the middle, big enough for the cow to have all her legs on it at the same time.  That essentially divides the staircase into two staircases.  The lower staircase is seven stairs, just one over what is usually safe for cows to do without falling over or tripping.

    The upper staircase appears to have four stairs, and you can see the cow had some trouble there.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I'm very much like cows in that regard.

    I'm deathly afraid of stairs.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Do you prefer ramps, elevators, or climbing a tree and then going through the window to get to the next floor?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    one small step for a cow

    one giant leap for cowkind
  • I realized that I really don't like being emotional. I'm only fully comfortable when I'm detached that saddens me.
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