You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Waiter an come here please
What s up chef
I need your help I can't seem to sell many of these action figures
Whoa,myou can't? Bit those are officially licensed Onceler action figures from the year 2012!
I know" It,s amazing how noddy will bey them!
Well, have you considers donating them to charity chef?
I have, yeah But Natimwide Insurnce said they didn't want them
Aww W'll just have to do something else with them I know! What if you gave one away free with each meal?
Freat idea, Waiterman! I knew I could count in you! I'll get the boxes
Boxes?
Well, how else are we going to mail the Onceler dolls to our customers two weeks after they buy their meals?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well I watched NC's Lorax video and it reminded me that I find referencing the Once-ler funny
First thing I noticed: All of the stores mentioned at the bottom are gone except Sears (and I'm not even sure if they still sell video games).
I have a Handy Boy.
1. It's clunky. But that's really not that big of a deal, honestly. 2. The magnifier doesn't really like to stay up like that. If they put legs on the lower side, it might have worked better. But they didn't. So it just tends to tip. 3. The lights sometimes reflect off the screen, making them a bit useless. 4. The Handy Boy is powered by metal strips that you sick into your Game Boy's battery case. (You can close the case after inserting them.) They connect to the outer two batteries. I never had figured out whether it causes those two batteries to drain faster or what.
I didn't go to the moon, I went much further - for time is the longest distance between places. Not long after that I was fired for writing a poem on the lid of a shoebox. I left Saint Louis. I descended the step of this fire-escape for a last time and followed, from then on, in my father's footsteps, attempting to find in motion what was lost in space - I travelled around a great deal. The cities swept about me like dead leaves, leaves that were brightly coloured but tom away from the branches. I would have stopped, but I was pursued by something. It always came upon me unawares, taking me altogether by surprise. Perhaps it was a familiar bit of music. Perhaps it was only a piece of transparent glass. Perhaps I am walking along a street at night, in some strange city, before I have found companions. I pass the lighted window of a shop where perfume is sold. The window is filled with pieces of coloured glass, tiny transparent bottles in delicate colours, like bits of a shattered rainbow. Then all at once my sister touches my shoulder. I turn around and look into her eyes ... Oh, Laura, Laura, I tried to leave you behind me, but I am more faithful than I intended to be ! I reach for a cigarette, I cross the street, I run into the movies or a bar, I buy a drink, I speak to the nearest stranger -anything that can blow your candles out !
I didn't go to the moon, I went much further - for time is the longest distance between places. Not long after that I was fired for writing a poem on the lid of a shoebox. I left Saint Louis. I descended the step of this fire-escape for a last time and followed, from then on, in my father's footsteps, attempting to find in motion what was lost in space - I travelled around a great deal. The cities swept about me like dead leaves, leaves that were brightly coloured but tom away from the branches. I would have stopped, but I was pursued by something. It always came upon me unawares, taking me altogether by surprise. Perhaps it was a familiar bit of music. Perhaps it was only a piece of transparent glass. Perhaps I am walking along a street at night, in some strange city, before I have found companions. I pass the lighted window of a shop where perfume is sold. The window is filled with pieces of coloured glass, tiny transparent bottles in delicate colours, like bits of a shattered rainbow. Then all at once my sister touches my shoulder. I turn around and look into her eyes ... Oh, Laura, Laura, I tried to leave you behind me, but I am more faithful than I intended to be ! I reach for a cigarette, I cross the street, I run into the movies or a bar, I buy a drink, I speak to the nearest stranger -anything that can blow your candles out !
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Your move, atheists. :|
my new religion I am starting today
So like the final in my digital art class is a video project the only issue is that
I’m almost tempted to just like. not do it. I’m making a 100 anyway.
What s up chef
I need your help
I can't seem to sell many of these action figures
Whoa,myou can't?
Bit those are officially licensed Onceler action figures from the year 2012!
I know"
It,s amazing how noddy will bey them!
Well, have you considers donating them to charity chef?
I have, yeah
But Natimwide Insurnce said they didn't want them
Aww
W'll just have to do something else with them
I know! What if you gave one away free with each meal?
Freat idea, Waiterman! I knew I could count in you!
I'll get the boxes
Boxes?
Well, how else are we going to mail the Onceler dolls to our customers two weeks after they buy their meals?
Oh, right, I hadn't thight of that, zchef!
The font rendering on HH sucks, but I'm still using IE so that's probably hindering the site's appearance
runs like a champ tho :)
But by the time I got home it was gone
So none of you will ever hear it, alas
doesn't roll off the tongue as well
1. It's clunky. But that's really not that big of a deal, honestly.
2. The magnifier doesn't really like to stay up like that. If they put legs on the lower side, it might have worked better. But they didn't. So it just tends to tip.
3. The lights sometimes reflect off the screen, making them a bit useless.
4. The Handy Boy is powered by metal strips that you sick into your Game Boy's battery case. (You can close the case after inserting them.) They connect to the outer two batteries. I never had figured out whether it causes those two batteries to drain faster or what.
sure couldn't do that now
大學的年同性戀毛皮
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大學的年同性戀毛皮
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as different as a game where everyone looks the same can look anyway
but I guess I could've tried harder idk
大學的年同性戀毛皮
aaaaa
I have been hanging with frendos on the internet all night
now I am going to get some pretzels and play Path of Exile until I pass out.
Precious freedom.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It was dispatched 9 minutes ago.