The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Aliroz

  2014-05-06 20:26:24

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Tachyon said:

  
  
  this looks so much like a character i made on Soul Calibur V (his name was Sam)
  

  
  I love this.
• SF_Sorrow

  2014-05-06 20:26:53

  
  

  Yon Assassin said:

  Burgundy Queen said:

  would making a thread solely about talking about music with embeds disallowed be considered in poor taste?
  
  I can't even view my own music thread half the time because there are just so many embeds per page.
  

  naw that would be cool

  I think that would be an interesting thread
• Section42L

  2014-05-06 20:27:34

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  SF_Sorrow said:

  Yon Assassin said:

  Burgundy Queen said:

  would making a thread solely about talking about music with embeds disallowed be considered in poor taste?
  
  I can't even view my own music thread half the time because there are just so many embeds per page.
  

  naw that would be cool

  I think that would be an interesting thread

  Indeed.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-05-06 20:27:36 edited 2014-05-06 20:29:01

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Yon Assassin said:

  

  
  

  ...wait.

  It's beautiful. 

  
  

  It's more of a Red concept than a Green concept, but Red doesn't exactly have a lot of toughness-boosting cards, so I'm okay with this.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-05-06 20:28:37

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  It is done.

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Yon Assassin said:

  

  
  

  ...wait.

  It's beautiful. 

  I'm sure there's some way you could get this to work, but I have no idea what it is.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-05-06 20:29:11

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Lilly said:

  Burgundy Queen said:

  Lilly said:

  Central Avenue said:

  Holy shit, I literally JUST got home from my Calc final and the professor already has my grade posted

  
  

  I'm not sure which is more impressive; the speed with which he graded those exams or the fact that I managed to pass the class!

  wow, that is fast

  
  

  it usually takes me days to grade just my problem for all the papers in a class

  waitaminute you're a teacher?
  

  grad student. teaching assistant.  among other things, i grade midterms and finals

  ah. Neato.
  
• Obā-san

  2014-05-06 20:30:07

  
  

  but i'm pretty sure that would die immediately as it hits the field before you can buff it?

  
  

  unless my teaching myself Magic has gone horribly awry i thiiiink that's what would happen.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-05-06 20:31:23

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Yon Assassin said:

  but i'm pretty sure that would die immediately as it hits the field before you can buff it?

  
  

  unless my teaching myself Magic has gone horribly awry i thiiiink that's what would happen.

  there's surely some card that changes the statistics of creatures in the hand?
  
  I'm gonna ask ignatius, he knows more about Magic than I do.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-05-06 20:32:50

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Burgundy Queen said:

  It is done.
  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Yon Assassin said:

  

  
  

  ...wait.

  It's beautiful. 

  I'm sure there's some way you could get this to work, but I have no idea what it is.
  

  Oh, there's at least a dozen. Probably dozens.

  
  

  Leyline of Vitality and Spidersilk Armor are particularly good options because of cost
• Obā-san

  2014-05-06 20:34:01

  
  

  ooooh you could use an enchantment that raises the toughness of all your creatures before playing it

  
  

  that makes sense.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-05-06 20:34:46

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Basically, if there's a card that say 'creatures you control get +1 toughness' or a card that says 'creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter', then it resolves and it stays on the battlefield.
• Obā-san

  2014-05-06 20:36:48

  
  

  That is good to know. :3

  
  

  i tried using a :) smiley there but it felt... unnatural.
• Vriska

  2014-05-06 20:37:00

  8luh 8luh.

  I love my kitty. ::::)
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-05-06 20:40:22 edited 2014-05-06 20:40:34

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Skype said:

  [8:28:46 PM] tunes made in sands: can I ask you an MTG related question?
  [8:31:10 PM] ignatius2722: proceed
  [8:31:27 PM] tunes made in sands: http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=130713&type=card
  [8:31:30 PM] tunes made in sands: the fuck is this shit
  [8:38:50 PM | Edited 8:38:53 PM] ignatius2722: Future sight was a weird set.
  [8:38:59 PM] tunes made in sands: how
  [8:39:01 PM] tunes made in sands: do you USE it?
  [8:39:23 PM] ignatius2722: Something that globally increases your creatures' toughness.
  [8:39:32 PM] ignatius2722: Like glorious/gaea's anthem
  [8:39:42 PM] tunes made in sands: IC
  [8:39:47 PM] tunes made in sands: thank u
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-05-06 21:17:11

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  no Mr. Bond, I expect you to die
  
• MetaFour

  2014-05-06 21:18:48

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dial.
• MetaFour

  2014-05-06 21:20:07

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to diet.
• Princess Alice

  2014-05-06 21:20:15

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Hey imi
  
  What's best video game
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-05-06 21:20:59

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  No Mr Bond, I expect you to try...
  
  THE NEW IMPROVED GEORGE FOREMAN LEAN MEAN GRILLING MACHINE!
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-05-06 21:24:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  do we have a long distance relationship thread?
• MetaFour

  2014-05-06 21:24:13

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to fry. Fry me up some delicious bacon.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-05-06 21:25:17

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Central Avenue said:

  do we have a long distance relationship thread?

  I do not believe so
  
  but given how many people here seem to have that particular issue I don't see why you couldn't make one if you wanted to.
  
• Aliroz

  2014-05-06 21:30:25

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
• Imipolex G

  2014-05-06 21:30:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Central Avenue said:

  Hey imi
  
  What's best video game

  that's very subjective
  
  but I'm partial to:
  Super Mario World
  Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
  the early Sonic games
  Super Mario Kart
  Super Metroid
  and some others, probably
  
• MetaFour

  2014-05-06 21:36:35

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  The only relationship I've ever had was a long-distance one for half its existence. Didn't end well. To be honest, it probably wouldn't have lasted anyway if we had stayed in the same city. Both of us were immature in different ways.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-06 21:37:06

  Among the best videogames are Super Mario RPG, Chrono Trigger, and Ys Origin.
  
• MetaFour

  2014-05-06 21:37:14

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to try.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-06 21:37:55

  No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to try new hydrating Volvic REVIIIIIIVE!
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-05-06 21:40:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Super Mario RPG and Chrono Trigger are pretty great too
  
• MetaFour

  2014-05-06 21:43:35

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to lie back and think of England.
• Aliroz

  2014-05-06 21:47:30

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  MetaFour said:

  No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to lie back and think of England.

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-05-06 21:53:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  is that a cow
  
  mooooo
  
• Tachyon

  2014-05-06 21:55:20

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  It looks almost like a spherical cow.  It must be part of a plan to increase milk yield.
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-05-06 21:55:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  hmm.
• glennmagusharvey

  considers a cylindrical cow instead

  2014-05-06 22:04:29

  /me considers a cylindrical cow instead
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-05-06 22:57:38

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  For maximum efficiency, cows should be trapezoidal.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2014-05-06 22:58:16

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  *vomits on the next poster*
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-05-06 22:58:18 edited 2014-05-06 22:58:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  hmm.
  
  OHGODWHAT
  
• Tachyon

  2014-05-06 23:00:54 edited 2014-05-06 23:01:55

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Homestuck Vol. 1-4 by Homestuck
• lee4hmz

  2014-05-06 23:08:01

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Hehehehe, someone posted a YTP as a channel ad on YouTube ^_^
• Obā-san

  2014-05-07 00:04:04

  
  

  im listening to korean hip-hop
• Obā-san

  2014-05-07 00:04:27

  
  

  now im not
• Obā-san

  2014-05-07 00:05:10

  
  

  the MC had a nice flow, but not being able to understand any of it makes it a bit hard to enjoy
• Anonus

  2014-05-07 00:13:27

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Universal Studios
• Obā-san

  2014-05-07 00:31:58

  
  

  meow
• MetaFour

  2014-05-07 00:38:26

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  I love music where I can't understand the lyrics.
• Imipolex G

  2014-05-07 00:40:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I love music without lyrics, but incomprehensible lyrics are the next best thing.
  
• Obā-san

  2014-05-07 00:41:22

  
  

  incomprehensible lyrics are good

  
  

  unless the lyrics are the main selling point of the music
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-07 00:45:45 edited 2014-05-07 00:46:06

  i want to flag a post six times and thus call that six flags
  
  but anonus has advised me against it so i won't do that
  
  but it would be an amusing idea
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-07 00:48:59

  Imipolex G said:

  I love music without lyrics, but incomprehensible lyrics are the next best thing.
  

  I like J-pop (specifically anisong) but I don't know Japanese and I don't care to know what the lyrics mean.  I like it for the music.
  
  Fun fact: I ran across a royalty-free song that's supposed to be an imitation of Ke$ha's style.  I like that song more than I like Ke$ha, because the lyrics are generic sappy romance stuff, rather than, say, the stuff in Tik Tok's lyrics.  And I like the music of Tik Tok.
  
  Sometimes I run across a song (in English, even) where the point that appeals to me is the lyrics, while the music is not really something I like, and I kinda struggle to like it.