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  • search your feelings, you know it to be true

    I could go on for hours about why I consider criticism to be an art in and of itself, and quite valuable to understanding media better, but I don't feel like it. I'm just kind of disappointed no one takes it seriously.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, Northrop Frye would agree with you, at least
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Again, I think a lot of that is backlash against fans of TGWTG and its various clones (Reviewtopia, for one). Criticism is definitely an art unto itself (entire books have been written about it), it's just that comedy reviewers are taken about the same way as educational films are...fine if you're into that sort of thing, but sort of irritating otherwise.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    those who can, do

    those who can't, become critics


    No. Edgar Allan Pie was more notable in his lifetime as a literary critic than as an author, and his analysis is really good and helped me appreciate at least five stories on entire new levels.

    That stupid two-sentence snarky wit dismisses the entire thing that is analysis and criticism.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wasn't serious, you crocodilian hatmonger
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    those who can, do

    those who can't, become critics


    No. Edgar Allan Pie was more notable in his lifetime as a literary critic than as an author, and his analysis is really good and helped me appreciate at least five stories on entire new levels.

    That stupid two-sentence snarky wit dismisses the entire thing that is analysis and criticism.
    Poe's literary criticism was really good.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    search your feelings, you know it to be true


    No. We do not need pop culture references as a substitute for actual thoughtful consideration.

    This is T-shirt slogan level stuff you're posting, you're better than this, Imipolex.

    Criticism is a legitimate art that really can enhance other forms of art.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I wasn't serious, you crocodilian hatmonger


    Well, this is serious stuff. It's worth some effort and actual thought.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Did you know that Poe is often considered the Greatest American Author in France, but is often insulted by literary critics from his home country?

    And now you know.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Yeah, Poe was american and so was Emily Dickinson.


    WHAT NOW, ANONYMOUS AVENUE AND PYRIMIKO.
  • i've never been big on poe's writing but he seems like the kind of dude that would have been way cool to know irl
  • america also has william carlos williams
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I think the sure sign of a boring media critic is talking about Tarantino decaying the moral fabric of America.

    All the boring ones, both Right and Left, do that.
  • Odradek said:

    I think the sure sign of a boring media critic is talking about Tarantino decaying the moral fabric of America.


    All the boring ones, both Right and Left, do that.
    this is a very good statement
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Complaining about the nation's moral fiber is such an old trope it has moss growing on it. The ancient Greeks were upset about their youth being, well, kids as well.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    tbf, the sign of moral degeneracy in the time of the Ancient Greeks was Pericles's grandson betraying multiple different nations.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    degeneracy everywhere 
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Aha.
  • edited 2014-05-06 13:56:50
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    What have I told you about using lowercase "i" as "I"?

    On that matter, what have I said about ending your sentence without an interrobang, period, exclamation point, or question mark? Additionally, what have i said about not capitalizing at the beginning off a sentence? Ugh, the decaying moral fabric of English speakers bothers me.

    If you want a language that is okay to do that stuff with, please speak Esperanto. You can do whatever you want with Esperanto.

    Kids these days and their Anglo norman vocabularies. In my day, we had a genitive case.



    Things were so much better before the Conquest.
  • im sorry aliroz
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I speak ancient Proto-Proto-Indo-European. Back in my day, we didn't even have writing!
  • I speak through a wide variety of grunts and chirps that carry meaning to myself only.

    I speak only in the possessive because everything is mine.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    im sorry aliroz


    What have I told you about using commas, capitalizing proper names, and remembering the apostrophe in your contractions?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    kids these days
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i'm an old man trapped in a young woman's body and can't escape
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Aliroz said:

    im sorry aliroz


    What have I told you about using commas, capitalizing proper names, and remembering the apostrophe in your contractions?
    Beep? Boop beep beep bop. Boop boop beeeep boop.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bye.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    im sorry aliroz


    What have I told you about using commas, capitalizing proper names, and remembering the apostrophe in your contractions?
    Beep? Boop beep beep bop. Boop boop beeeep boop.

    No, Jonathan has the leaf blower and the spare rhinocerpus is sick. We can't do that yet.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    bye.


    Have fun, wherever you go.

    Take care, Sage!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Past a man.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Aliroz said:

    What have I told you about using lowercase "i" as "I"?

    On that matter, what have I said about ending your sentence without an interrobang, period, exclamation point, or question mark? Additionally, what have i said about not capitalizing at the beginning off a sentence?
    Nothing whatsoever?

    (i used to consistently do all of these things, but then i decided i was too uptight about grammar on the Internet and decided to loosen up a bit.)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    @Miko Yep!

    It's an old favourite. :)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Home from work

    I had an order earlier that was listed as shipping to "Louiisville Lighting" in "Louisvile, Kentucky"

    I took the liberty of shipping it to Louisville Lighting in Louisville, Kentucky instead :P
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    But what if Louiisville Lighting don't receive their order now?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    why is the inside of Stocking's hair a different color from the outside
  • Daiyousei Bobby is a classic of the genre.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Cirno
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Cirno x Utsuho
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Aliroz said:

    Anonus said:

    Tachyon said:

    @ Anonus: i associate him with Walker Books more


    DreamWorks Animation owns all of the non-publishing rights to Where's Waldo

    Which aren't worth a lot (other than licensing Waldo out to costume manufacturers?) but still

    Remind me to add DreamWorks to my list of enemies. They are unworthy of the glory of Waldo.
    They can't be any less worthy than CLASSIC MEDIA
  • Flash that buttery gold.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Real talk: I usually don't bother correcting other people's typos, but UPS is exactly the kind of company that will take a misspelled but unambiguous location like "Louisvile, KY 40202", deliver the package to the right place, and tack on an "address correction fee" for that missing l.

    So, yeah, not worth the hassle.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Miko, that might be a smidge NSFW
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    DAE think being a computer scientist is being a glorified electrician?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    No matter what dire tioj your favorite franchises go, nothing changes the originals you loved.

    No, classic media is still more worthy than Dwa.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    DAE think being a computer scientist is being a glorified electrician?

    ...i rather doubt it
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    however they are not scientists, but engineers with delusions of grandeur :trollface:
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    Odradek said:

    DAE think being a computer scientist is being a glorified electrician?

    ...i rather doubt it
    It's true though.
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