The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Calica · 2014-05-04 22:56:29

@Fossilmaiden It's Glenn Magus Harvey. His tastes are...incomprehensible.

Fossilmaiden · 2014-05-04 23:00:50

Yon Assassin said:
get headphones

animals wont steal those

have you never met a dog

Obā-san · 2014-05-04 23:02:28

get really sturdy headphones and a cat instead

Imipolex G · 2014-05-04 23:07:39

"insult against people who like oversized boobs"

shut up

Manly McMacho · 2014-05-04 23:09:11

aww, I didn't get an insul-

glennmagusharvey said:
insult against machoism

*gasp* You remembered me AND my cult

My MANLY heart goes doki doki

Imipolex G · 2014-05-04 23:10:55

panic

Manly McMacho · 2014-05-04 23:11:30

*unpanics imi WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE*

Imipolex G · 2014-05-04 23:14:31

Calica · 2014-05-04 23:16:14

you make my kokoro go

KACHIDOKI

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-05-04 23:16:56

Someone called me a "gook" today. I responded with "white trash" and "barbarian."

I really wish that there was a really bad ethnic slur that I could throw at white people to make them feel subhuman.

Also, he called me a "minority", which exhibits an inability to understand basic mathematics. My folks outnumber them all by ourselves.

Seriously, I calculated. There are around 800 to 817 million people in the world who can be considered "white", and there are about 1300 million who can be considered Chinese.

Needless to say, I am very angry.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-04 23:19:53

insult against people who like death metal
insult against people who think that going from a four chord to a one chord is a strong cadence
insult against foods so greasy they make it difficult to wash out the packaging for dumping in the recycle bin
insult against the basij militia
insult against ali khamenei
insult against bashar al-assad
insult against kim jong un
insult against kim jong il's dead body
insult against mao tse-tung's dead body (/me takes penalty card)
insult against embalmed dictators' dead bodies, in general
insult against john c. calhoun, for good measure
insult against the confederate flag
insult against people who think that techno and trance and eurobeat are gay
insult against people who use "gay" or "fag" or similar terms as an insult, or use implications of homosexuality as an insult
insult against people who care about the lyrics
insult against people who insult detroit
insult against joe arpaio
insult against people who hate nancy pelosi, because it's fun to piss them off
insult against the lonely island
insult against south park
insult against seth macfarlane
insult against dark chocolate
insult against chocolate in general
insult against jojo's bizarre adventure
insult against space dandy
insult against kill la kill
insult against attack on titan
insult against people who refuse to use the card reader or doorbell on a university dorm on a friday night because their religion prohibits them from completing electric circuits, and instead just wait outside en masse until someone else lets them in
insult against people who think of women as baby-making machines
insult against people make "stay in the kitchen" jokes, unless they are ironic
insult against people who keep on associating horrible driving with women in the youtube comments sections of videos of driving fails
insult against people who expect men to be sexually and socially dominant jerks
insult against people who say that women who wear revealing clothing and are assaulted "have it coming"
insult against racists
insult against sexists
insult against dirty jokes
insult against people who think k-pop is better than j-pop
insult against people who think that the dancing, costumes, love lives,
and general spectacle of the japanese idol industry is more important
than the music
insult against the japanese pop idol industry
insult against north american pop music
insult against historical revisionists
insult against young-earth creationists
insult against that one rich guy who runs donetsk or someshit
insult against cynics who insist that voting doesn't ever change a damn thing
insult against ronald reagan
insult against people who think that reagan was a great u.s. president
insult against people who hate gerald ford for pardoning nixon
insult against joe mccarthy
insult against mac users
insult against laws criminalizing being homosexual or homosexual activity
insult against the belief that human life begins at fertilization
insult against thinking of everything through a lens of sex, sexual relations, and sexuality
insult against the crazy proliferation of trending websites trying to make it big in the social media business and introducing tons of terms and contexts that i don't understand (what the heck is pinterest, anyway? how does tumblr even work?)
insult against the videogame industry putting out a new system every few years
insult against region-locking
insult against drm
insult against casinos
insult against gambling, in general
insult against (gridiron) football
insult against the gender role stereotyping strongly at play between cheerleading and (gridiron) football
insult against people who unreasonably hate nuclear power

Manly McMacho · 2014-05-04 23:20:34

I though gook referred to Koreans, unless he's even dumber than I thought in which case nvm

Fossilmaiden · 2014-05-04 23:21:00

Insult against mlennhagusgarveys.

Obā-san · 2014-05-04 23:21:23

insult against people who use "gay" or "fag" or similar terms as an insult, or use implications of homosexuality as an insult

that's a hella faggy thing to say tbh

Imipolex G · 2014-05-04 23:22:28

I like some death metal

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-05-04 23:23:31

Manly McMacho said:
I though gook referred to Koreans, unless he's even dumber than I thought in which case nvm

I thought that too, but now it's really a general slur against all Asians.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-04 23:24:56

have i succeeded at insulting everyone yet

Salix Babylonika · 2014-05-04 23:25:10

kingCrackers said:
Someone called me a "gook" today. I responded with "white trash" and "barbarian."

I really wish that there was a really bad ethnic slur that I could throw at white people to make them feel subhuman.

Also, he called me a "minority", which exhibits an inability to understand basic mathematics. My folks outnumber them all by ourselves.

Seriously, I calculated. There are around 800 to 817 million people in the world who can be considered "white", and there are about 1300 million who can be considered Chinese.

Needless to say, I am very angry.

well, I have occaisonally heard "cracker" and "honky", at least in America, but I do not know how universal those are.

not that you should ever be in a position where you have to get into an insult match with anyone anyway, but you know, they do exist.

Imipolex G · 2014-05-04 23:25:15

you got me twice, you bastard

Calica · 2014-05-04 23:26:26

Burgundy Queen said:

well, I have occaisonally heard "cracker" and "honky", at least in America, but I do not know how universal those are.

not that you should ever be in a position where you have to get into an insult match with anyone anyway, but you know, they do exist.

aren't those only referent to Southerners

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-04 23:27:32

well you could always use the term "redneck" or "hillbilly"

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-04 23:27:43

or, in some parts of the world, "republican"

Obā-san · 2014-05-04 23:27:48

well, I have occaisonally heard "cracker" and "honky", at least in America, but I do not know how universal those are.

but those are barely even insults

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-05-04 23:27:58

"Cracker" or "honkey" just don't have the power to do it. There's no weight to it, because nobody actually takes those insults seriously.

I am probably dealing with someone who considers the term "Republican" a source of pride.

Also I didn't want to be in this position, but here I am.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-05-04 23:28:36

Lilly said:

Burgundy Queen said:

well, I have occaisonally heard "cracker" and "honky", at least in America, but I do not know how universal those are.

not that you should ever be in a position where you have to get into an insult match with anyone anyway, but you know, they do exist.
aren't those only referent to Southerners

Not that I know of.

There are some terms that refer specifically to like, the Irish, or slavs, but then you get into actual racism.

Which I suppose kind of drives home the point that relatively few people actually find "honky" and "cracker" offensive.

The entire idea of whiteness is stupid anyway tbh.

Obā-san · 2014-05-04 23:28:38

you should have called him a faggot

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-04 23:29:29

Yon Assassin said:
you should have called him a faggot

relevant: (possibly NSFW for language)

Salix Babylonika · 2014-05-04 23:29:42

I suppose you coulda just like, hit him, or something.

But then, I guess that's kind of letting the other guy win.

My only real point here is that that's a shitty situation.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-04 23:29:57

Fossilmaiden said:

glennmagusharvey said:

Lilly said:

glennmagusharvey said:
and confuse kara no kyoukai with kyoukai no kanata
it's really simple: kyoukai no kanata is kyoani crap, while kara no kyoukai is actually good. duh
[insult] the fact that you like rahxephon and utena makes me suspicious
Frankly, disliking Utena is far more suspicious.

i don't actually dislike the show but i just dislike the art style

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-05-04 23:30:40

I'm not sure if this person has enough conflicted sexual hang-ups for that to properly shake them to the core.

Oh, I'd hit him. I'd beat him to an inch of his life, and maybe a little more if I felt like it.

But this is the internet.

Obā-san · 2014-05-04 23:32:57

well as insults that you could hurl against a white dude go that's the most venomous one i can come up with.

granted it would make you look like a bigoted piece of shit but i don't think that the sort of person who would throw around words like that would be the sort of person one would keep up appearances for.

Fossilmaiden · 2014-05-04 23:33:12

glennmagusharvey said:

Fossilmaiden said:

glennmagusharvey said:

Lilly said:

glennmagusharvey said:
and confuse kara no kyoukai with kyoukai no kanata
it's really simple: kyoukai no kanata is kyoani crap, while kara no kyoukai is actually good. duh
[insult] the fact that you like rahxephon and utena makes me suspicious
Frankly, disliking Utena is far more suspicious.
i don't actually dislike the show but i just dislike the art style

My point still stands.

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-05-04 23:34:22

I wish I had actual venom to use.

And a knife.

And a target.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-05-04 23:37:22

kingCrackers said:
I'm not sure if this person has enough conflicted sexual hang-ups for that to properly shake them to the core.

Oh, I'd hit him. I'd beat him to an inch of his life, and maybe a little more if I felt like it.

But this is the internet.

oh, this was an internet thing

people are shitheads on the internet a lot of the time for no reason, it's dumb.

Aliroz · 2014-05-04 23:37:52

Please let me not miss post 250,000

a quarter of a million posts...

Truly, a record that could help future biographers and historians understand us.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-04 23:42:03

insult against disney
insult against aol
insult against warner music group
insult against universal
insult against fans who clamor for sequels
insult against haters who think franchises should die
insult against fans who insult devs for pushing back release dates in order to fix problems
insult against the mega man fandom for being so merciless toward capcom for bungling the megaman legends 3 publicity stuff
insult against people who consume media just to forget it in six months or a year
insult against people who think that stories are just bags of tropes
insult against stories that are just bags of tropes
insult against the tsundere trope
insult against the yandere trope
insult against the kuudere trope
insult against the people who insisted on instance-specific trope naming when no one outside a fandom could understand them
insult against those people who were insulting the people who insisted on instance-specific trope naming when no one outside a fandom could understand them, as weeaboos etc.
insult against harem stories
insult against hentai
insult against smut
insult against porn
insult against panty shots
insult against bouncing boobs
insult against "male gaze" camera angles
insult against anatomically impossible (or near-impossible or otherwise stupidly painful) postures, which are especially common for female characters in drawn visual media
insult against fanservice
insult against the lack of legal protection for non-parodic transformative derivative works
insult against youtube takedowns
insult against dropbox for making it harder to share files

Calica · 2014-05-04 23:43:44

glennmagusharvey said:
insult against fanservice

weren't you planning on watching free! because of the possibility of a girl in a swimsuit

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-04 23:45:59

no
it's mine
it's a hundred
shut it off

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-04 23:48:34

Fossilmaiden said:

glennmagusharvey said:

Fossilmaiden said:

glennmagusharvey said:

Lilly said:

glennmagusharvey said:
and confuse kara no kyoukai with kyoukai no kanata
it's really simple: kyoukai no kanata is kyoani crap, while kara no kyoukai is actually good. duh
[insult] the fact that you like rahxephon and utena makes me suspicious
Frankly, disliking Utena is far more suspicious.
i don't actually dislike the show but i just dislike the art style
My point still stands.

and also the general setting, at least as i understand it

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-04 23:50:24

okay i think i'm done making lists of insults to things

Calica · 2014-05-04 23:52:35

maybe you should actually watch Utena then

Utena > you

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-04 23:57:19

no

i am currently watching nodame cantabile

futari wa precure, angelic layer, fractale, or madomagi is probably up next

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 00:01:07

how about this, if you watch allison & lillia (2 cours) and arpeggio (1 cour) i'll watch utena

that's three cours on both sides

alternatives: element hunters (3 cours); or strain (1 cour), arpeggio (1 cour), and uta~kata (1 cour)

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 00:03:24

let's make that last one, three of the following five 1-cour shows: strain, arpeggio, uta~kata, rocket girls, leviathan

or heck, just mix-and-match 3 cours out of everything i've mentioned

give it more variety

note that leviathan is for snarking

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 00:04:05

come to think of it i might actually be able to watch stuff since it'll be summer

Imipolex G · 2014-05-05 00:05:30

HH could use more fanservice

Salix Babylonika · 2014-05-05 00:09:05

Glenn

you are literally asking him to watch four shows to get you to watch one

?????

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 00:14:23

no, i'm asking him to watch rougly 39 episodes worth of stuff, to get me to watch 39 episodes worth of utena

also, that's only as many as 3 shows, since the smallest size of them is 11-13 episodes, which is one cour. 39 episodes is 3 cours.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-05-05 00:15:06

"cour"

glennmagusharvey · 2014-05-05 00:15:39

also i think i've figured out why i sometimes don't like using periods

periods make sentences seem more serious and emphatic, and often, i don't want to sound more serious and emphatic

i just want to say something and just kinda leave it there~

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