And now I shall be creepy by going on Google Maps and searching for streets called "Central Avenue" in the cities in which people here live. I do not live in Hamilton, Michigan. Hamilton is a lie. Do not look for Hamilton. It is a place made up to scare little children - little children like you. There is no such thing as Hamilton. Ignore this post and allow your eyes to breathe deep of every furlong upon this solemn Earth... every furlong but those in Hamilton. Because Hamilton isn't real.
Why is it that everything that I love, everything that I enjoy, somehow has to go wrong and make me wonder why I even liked it in the first place?
I can't seem to find anything that I can enjoy that doesn't end up turning on me. Writing. Singing. Tumblr. Hell, even TV Tropes feels weird to me now. Nothing's like they were before.
Why can't anything be fun anymore? Is it some sort of result of growing up or something? I don't want to grow up if that's what I'm gonna have to deal with.
No, I don't want to kill myself or anything, but... what can I do about it?
'VERY WELL. WE HAVE CHATTERED ENOUGH MY SMARTLY NAMED DUDE WHO IS DARK BY NAME… BUT ALSO BY NATURE AND ALSO BY HAIR COLOR. THE TIME HAS COME THIS TIME AGAIN FOR THE VIOLENT COUNTERACTION THAT WILL SPELL DOOM FOR ONE OF US AND THE HOTTEST SEXING IN HISOTRY FOR THE OTHER WHO DOES NOT DIE."
“‘Don’t talk back, worm!’ Batman punched Robin in the face, sending the Boy Wonder to the ground. With that, Batman jumped up and down on Robin as if he were a hat. ‘You have violated me by viewing this light entertainment! Look at that pony! She’s pink! Pink is the colour of Satan’s vomit!’ Then he picked up the Bat-TV and threw it down a bottomless pit.”
“John teared open the girls school shirt and her boobies came springing out in a wave of bouncyness. They were like those balls, only they were softer.”
“‘Whoopie!’ Shouted Pinkie Pie as she came rainbows in mid-air, propelling herself around the room with the multicolored horse semen. The pink pony’s flight pattern almost made her look like a cruise missile, if the cruise missle was actually a pony and also had a dick.”
“‘Don’t talk back, worm!’ Batman punched Robin in the face, sending the Boy Wonder to the ground. With that, Batman jumped up and down on Robin as if he were a hat. ‘You have violated me by viewing this light entertainment! Look at that pony! She’s pink! Pink is the colour of Satan’s vomit!’ Then he picked up the Bat-TV and threw it down a bottomless pit.”
Imi: Yeah 8ut you were not in my shop talking a8out politics for the 8etter part of an hour and ranting and ranting and not shutting up. So you are a hell of a lot less annoying. XXXXD
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streets called "Central Avenue" in the cities in which people here live.
I do not live in Hamilton, Michigan. Hamilton is a lie. Do not look for Hamilton. It is a place made up to scare little children - little children like you. There is no such thing as Hamilton. Ignore this post and allow your eyes to breathe deep of every furlong upon this solemn Earth... every furlong but those in Hamilton. Because Hamilton isn't real.
I occasionally take sleeping pills...not tonight.
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>.<
yep
OK
Sure
I really don't.
nuff said
“John teared open the girls school shirt and her boobies came springing out in a wave of bouncyness. They were like those balls, only they were softer.”
^_^
missile, if the cruise missle was actually a pony and also had a dick.”
I could post this crap all day
And Spidermom is home sick today so I can't even feed him to her.
well that's just not right
huh?
The incredi8ly 8oring guy is gone now.
Maybe I just need some sort of big change like a job. Or a girlfriend.
Well, that's disheartening.
Vulcan porn
Sorry ladies
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis