The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the rocket
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Rocket to where?
  • On it's way to maaaaaaaaaars, on a collision course, it is a satellite, it's out of control,
  •  I wonder if it's super exciting when you get to stay up all day, I know I love a good all-nighter, but then I don't shoot blood out of every hole when I do it.
  • Any attempt to describe yourself with a list of words that is less than infinite is doomed to failure: When you think like a hammer everything looks like a nail, obviously, but you also lose all the parts of yourself that are not-hammer, which is the majority of your parts.
    Maybe this deserves a thread all its own.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That's all philosophy-like which is heavy stuff for the Trash Heap.

    As for the rocket, it falls directly on your head. For a split second, you can feel the deadly mass, the murderous point, right atop your skull. Think on that for a moment.
  • edited 2011-08-19 22:36:29
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Not heavier than a rocket to the head, surely?

    Also, as much as I love Homestuck...pages. And pages. Of. Troll. Roleplaying. Ye gods.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, as much as I love Homestuck...pages. And pages. Of. Troll. Roleplaying. Ye gods.
    I KNOW RIGHT

    I mean I get that it's a "random" thread but come on
  • edited 2011-08-19 22:45:01
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    It's tempting to start posting as Gamzee or whichever one kills everybody.

    Tempting. But I won't do it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (You posted last time I clicked on the thread)

    The thread's been full of Homestuck for over a month now, too.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It's disappointing, really.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The sarcastic asshole in me wants to send a holler telling the mods that someone accidentally moved an RP thread to Yack Fest.

    I should probably not do this, though.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Maybe it will pass, if we're patient.
  • edited 2011-08-19 23:04:27
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    I did actually PM Bobby after the third time Ozbourne said she was going to stop and didn't, and he actually did come by for a warning. Though it didn't stick. (It still bothers me how that took literally five tries or more, and even now I don't think she really got the point.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I suppose this is my ironic punishment for treating the Homestuck thread as a Yack Fest megathread...
  • I feel a little bad for continuing to be amused by the irony there.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's our punishment.

    I kind of understand how you feel now.
  • A lesson is learned, but the damage is irreversible.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I keep wanting to make a separate thread for it (or make one here and link them to it).
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    There's so much of it that it's giving the derail thread an actual purpose. I'd do it.
  • Probably not a bad idea, either one. You could ask them to stopony, which could work, and get a mod if they don't. That seems to have a decent success rate. Or if all else fails, stomp in there yourself and drown out their Homestuck with another strain of conversation (which can be effective, though occasionally distasteful). Waiting for it to pass is an option too, of course, but it's not the only option.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've considered the "separate thread" idea in the past, but I didn't want to end up chasing away Ozzy or Aondeug. (As they're fun to talk to, when they're not Vriska and Kanaya)
  • edited 2011-08-20 00:37:43
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Ozzy is never not Vriska anymore. It's kind of sad, like that Batman arc where Bruce Wayne was framed for murder, so he just decided to be Batman 24/7. 

    Except--with apologies to my dark lord Hussie for slighting his chosen and fattened consort--Batman is always much more awesome than Vriska.

    Once again, a perfectly good chain of thought gets interrupted by Batman.
  • Damn Batman.

    There should be a law.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I made the post. I'll try to keep anything about the RP stuff over there, because I'm worried this is going to get too drama-like if it stays over here.
  • edited 2011-08-20 00:40:39
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    ^^^ That's what they tried to tell Rorschach. 
  • edited 2011-08-20 00:50:01
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Good idea.

    If this were an IJBM2 thread, INUH would've thumped me once already.
  • One of the benefits of being a smaller community, I suppose.

    The downside being that by the time federal authorities get here, CA will have already tortured everyone beyond the limits of their sanity. Unless I pun him to death first.
  • halt

    im a federal authority

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ooh, there should be a level in Deathonabun: Eternal Shipper where you have to use the torture instruments given to you by the CentralAvenue character to try and defeat Haven the Pungeon Master.

    ...why am I still trying to flesh this out
  • Is it a bonus level where you're playing as Aondeug?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ooh, more good ideas!

    *writes them in the Notebook of Awesome*
  • ooh

    can i be the shopkeeper who sells equipment necessary to beat the game that are hilariously overpriced and if you try to steal them you get an instant game over

    that sounds fun

  • edited 2011-08-20 01:12:05
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    i should start my liquid yuri operation all over again

    i don't think it's illegal since it is not actually grinding up yuris to make my bread

    but it has to be covert because

    because

    otherwise it just wouldn't be an operation
  • well you told us about it

    now it's not covert

  • it doesn't have to be that covert

    anyway as i've already established heapersHangout falls outside federal purview
  • edited 2011-08-20 01:25:56

    surprise

    i work for the fbi

    you're under arrest, scum

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I just wrote "Haven" on a post-it.

    Why.
  • to summon him so you can make a deal, giving you eldritch powers 

    at the price of your soul

  • surprise

    i work for internal affairs

    the "you're on fire" branch specifically

    CA: In order to use it as a protective charm, clearly.
  • fool

    i am made of asbestos 

  • yes, that's why you're under investigation from internal affairs

    that is delirious biznaillegal
  • i was built by abraham lincoln, course im legal
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ABC Inc wants to buy something.

    Don't know what.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A Wonka bar?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    A movie studio or something.

    One is Columbia Pictures (and its friend TriStar), another would be Lionsgate, another would be Summit Entertainment. The first is expensive, the second produces too much grimdark fare, and the latter's film library is not large enough.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So you need to find the Goldilocks studio--one that's just right.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I need one with a good back catalog and an ability to produce profitable content
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well let's see...who owns the licensing to Rainbow Brite?
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