You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
so the other night i dreamed i was playing a videogame and there was an item i could pick up which looked like a plastic package of three dice-sized things it was indicated to contain a net weight of 8 oz. and it was labeled by hand with the description "Free Evil" it was found in a desk drawer
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Just revealed last week. His name is Martin, and apparently he's a cosmic criminal who got put in AT's equivalent to Alcatraz at some point after Finn was born (and abandoned), though the details of his whole being are still relatively scarce.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I keep thinking about the magic academy Princess Alice attended
TG: no dude put the gear like TG: IN the skull TG: like all jutting out and incongruous and shit TG: steampunk cops aint seen a case this bad since that one dude snagged his monocle all up on a zeppelin TG: twenty years on the robo streets digging stray cogs out of mecha hookers and i thought id seen it all TG: dont worry kid step outside get some air i got this one TG: ok sweet now make it a vampire skull
LATER.
TT: Dave, I’m not sure I’ve entirely grasped the implications of your tattoo. TT: I fear I may be insufficiently ‘street’ for such elaborate layers of countercultural payload. TT: Can you unpack its stark semiotics? TG: its a metaphor
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yeah fuck you too manly
大學的年同性戀毛皮
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god damn it, Finn
大學的年同性戀毛皮
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and there was an item i could pick up
which looked like a plastic package of three dice-sized things
it was indicated to contain a net weight of 8 oz.
and it was labeled by hand with the description "Free Evil"
it was found in a desk drawer
大學的年同性戀毛皮
aaaaa
See Imi gets it
大學的年同性戀毛皮
aaaaa
Huh
The main characters in Iris Murdoch's Under the Net are named Jake and Finn.
Coincidence? Presumably
I never did come up with a good name for it :\
大學的年同性戀毛皮
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she's pretty
TG: no dude put the gear like
TG: IN the skull
TG: like all jutting out and incongruous and shit
TG: steampunk cops aint seen a case this bad since that one dude snagged his monocle all up on a zeppelin
TG: twenty years on the robo streets digging stray cogs out of mecha hookers and i thought id seen it all
TG: dont worry kid step outside get some air i got this one
TG: ok sweet now make it a vampire skull
LATER.
TT: Dave, I’m not sure I’ve entirely grasped the implications of your tattoo.
TT: I fear I may be insufficiently ‘street’ for such elaborate layers of countercultural payload.
TT: Can you unpack its stark semiotics?
TG: its a metaphor
the Citadel itself is very much a confusing place, though
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hmm...
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