The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-26 00:00:20

so FRACT doesn't work, not in any meaningful way anyhow.

it runs, technically, but there are massive lagspikes and the sound (which is basically necessary to completing the game) is all wonky and stutters constantly.

so there's $13.50 down the drain.

Obā-san · 2014-04-26 00:07:12

RahXephon seems really, really good so far

lee4hmz · 2014-04-26 00:20:19

It's really too bad that they didn't publish a demo. :/ Also, I found a thread where people were discussing the sound issues; apparently they happen even on machines with the proper specs: http://steamcommunity.com/app/243220/discussions/0/558753804509592604/

Imipolex G · 2014-04-26 00:44:43

sure is quiet around here

wonder what Ganon's up to or, failing that, Gargamel

lee4hmz · 2014-04-26 00:58:00

I'm around, though I'll probably be going to bed soon because I'm bored and everyone else is asleep.

Obā-san · 2014-04-26 00:59:19

i am here

feeling kinda down

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-26 01:11:35

Yon Assassin said:
i am here

feeling kinda down

same

Obā-san · 2014-04-26 01:15:07

watching more anime when i should be doing homework

I did at least get to talk to the beau today, that was nice

he is such a sweet, caring and sincere sort of person

Salix Babylonika · 2014-04-26 01:15:49

Yon Assassin said:
watching more anime when i should be doing homework

my life

Obā-san · 2014-04-26 01:17:59

the characters in this show are so

bizarre

it's like Utena ran headfirst into quentin tarantino's entertainingly stilted dialogue machine

Imipolex G · 2014-04-26 01:20:35

I have been out-squidded by raocow.

I am going to bed to cry myself to sleep. Good night.

Klinotaxis · 2014-04-26 01:50:56

Yon Assassin said:
the characters in this show are so

bizarre

it's like Utena ran headfirst into quentin tarantino's entertainingly stilted dialogue machine

ra ra?

Obā-san · 2014-04-26 01:53:00

yah

Obā-san · 2014-04-26 01:54:02

the soundtrack is very fun too, love the clangorous piano bits

Obā-san · 2014-04-26 01:58:05

shit i just gave myself a super nasty papercut

that's what i get for trying to do my homework

lee4hmz · 2014-04-26 02:18:51

Still watching Film Brain...Epic Movie is like a bunch of really bad SNL skits strung together into a "movie", sort of like how the Master Ninja movies were cobbled together from otherwise-unrelated episodes of The Master. It's also like they tried to make a movie out of nothing but cracker-level groaner puns. :P

Obā-san · 2014-04-26 02:20:45

lee4hmz said:
Epic Movie is like a bunch of really bad SNL skits strung together into a "movie", sort of like how the Master Ninja movies were cobbled together from otherwise-unrelated episodes of The Master.

fun fact: the unrated edition of epic movie is currently sitting on my bookshelf next to the 3 disc remastered collectors edition of The Seven Samurai

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-26 02:46:43

thenamelesssamurai said:
So there's a sneak preview of the Adventure time episode directed by Masaaki Yuasa up on youtube for anyone who is interested.

I look forward to this.

Fossilmaiden · 2014-04-26 05:27:32

I pity The Fool when this message
appears, because it's a bug. Get
cracking, QA, and write it up.

This is a bug. The Priestess has
failed.

Please write this bug up,
  O noble QA tester.
  The Empress has failed.

This is a bug. The Emperor should
not fail.

This is a bug. The Hierophant should
not have a failure state.

This is a bug. Unlike real life,
The Lovers aren't supposed to fail you.

If you get this, BUG IT!
Hermit Failure ain't s'posed to happen.

THIS IS A BUG. Death never fails!

Write me a well-written bug about
this message. In Haiku form, please. [Temperance]

This is a bug. The Tower Arcana
is not supposed to fail.

This is a bug. The Star is not
supposed to fail.

This is a bug. The Moon is made of
green cheese and cannot fail.

This is a bug. The Sun has gone out!

This is a bug. There has been an
error in Judgement.

Klinotaxis · 2014-04-26 05:43:52

unit is not disengaged. warning: excessive material stress levels. beginning secondary ignition in 5000 ms. warning: possible lifesign detected in emptied cargo-hold-six pressure is 12.2 pPa unsuitable for continued metabolism. secondary ignition has started. warning: extreme material stress levels. warning: extreme material stress levels. warning: measured force 16.0 MN

Anonus · 2014-04-26 05:47:29

they burned the flag of ABC Inc, and thus capitalism was no more

Tre · 2014-04-26 06:48:30

I'm at breakfast at the hotel

they have Compaq computers and HP printers

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-26 08:31:24

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-26 08:32:42

Imipolex G said:
I have been out-squidded by raocow.

I am going to bed to cry myself to sleep. Good night.

This is the best level I've ever seen.

Obā-san · 2014-04-26 09:18:13

converge on my location

Aliroz · 2014-04-26 10:19:38

Odradek said:

Simon and Garfunkel!

Kexruct said:
Saw Captain America 2 today. Absolutely fantastic. Some of the most fun I've had watching a movie since Pacific Rim, incidentally the last movie I saw in a theater.

I'm going to see that movie soon.

Imipolex G · 2014-04-26 10:26:15

Miko said:
This is the best level I've ever seen.

I know...

Imipolex G · 2014-04-26 10:26:38

But, it was Miko who said that.

Fuck Vanilla and its quoting stuff

I fixed it but I'm leaving this for posterity

Odradek · 2014-04-26 10:32:35

Aliroz said:

Odradek said:
Simon and Garfunkel!

Kexruct said:
Saw Captain America 2 today. Absolutely fantastic. Some of the most fun I've had watching a movie since Pacific Rim, incidentally the last movie I saw in a theater.
I'm going to see that movie soon.

Are Simon and Garfunkel a group it's okay to say I really like?

Becaise I do.

Aliroz · 2014-04-26 10:34:17

Odradek said:

Aliroz said:

Odradek said:
Simon and Garfunkel!

Kexruct said:
Saw Captain America 2 today. Absolutely fantastic. Some of the most fun I've had watching a movie since Pacific Rim, incidentally the last movie I saw in a theater.
I'm going to see that movie soon.
Are Simon and Garfunkel a group it's okay to say I really like?

Becaise I do.

yes. Yes. yesyes. yes-Yes.

Hexartes · 2014-04-26 10:35:36

The Wizards are major characters in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. Their title is said to be derived from the archaic word "Wys-ars", meaning one who, at bottom, is very wise.

Imipolex G · 2014-04-26 10:36:45

I dig me some Simon & Garfunkel

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-26 10:44:58

I dig Byakuren's mucus. With my tongue. ^_^

Imipolex G · 2014-04-26 10:46:56

That's nice, Miko, but some folks will probably not appreciate that bit of info, just warning ya

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-26 10:47:37

aww :/ her nose is a wonderful place ;w;

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-26 10:47:49

Imipolex G · 2014-04-26 10:49:03

isn't there a scene in Gravity's Rainbow where somebody sticks their tongue up somebody's nose, and it goes up for miles

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-26 10:51:34

There is also a graphic coprophilia scene. ^_^

Buttwangs · 2014-04-26 10:52:58

Oh my~

Odradek · 2014-04-26 11:07:15

Miko said:
There is also a graphic coprophilia scene. ^_^

They tell us that

We lost our tails, evolving up

From little snails

I say it's all, just wind in sails

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not men?

M I K O

We're pinheads now

We are not whole

We're pinheads all

Jocko homo

Are we not wowomen?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

M I K O

Are we not pins?

We are Miko

Monkey women all

In business suit

Teachers and critics

All dance the poot

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

M I K O

Are we not pins?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

M I K O

Jocko homo

We go now, God made man

But he used the monkey to do it

Apes in the plan

We're all here to prove it

I can walk like an ape, Talk like an ape

I can do what a monkey can do

God made man

But a monkey supplied the glue

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

Are we not women?

We are Miko

We must be

M I K O

We must be

M I K O

We must be

M I K O

We must be

M I K O

We must be

M I K O

We must be

M I K O

We must be

M I K O

We must repeat

Okay, let's go

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-26 11:09:14

:o

Imipolex G · 2014-04-26 11:38:04

neko miko reimu

Imipolex G · 2014-04-26 11:51:18

off to work go I

...squids

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-26 12:11:15

:o

Section42L · 2014-04-26 12:41:09

Odradek said:

Aliroz said:

Odradek said:
Simon and Garfunkel!

Kexruct said:
Saw Captain America 2 today. Absolutely fantastic. Some of the most fun I've had watching a movie since Pacific Rim, incidentally the last movie I saw in a theater.
I'm going to see that movie soon.
Are Simon and Garfunkel a group it's okay to say I really like?

Becaise I do.

I'm cool with Simon & Garfunkel.

Hexartes · 2014-04-26 12:46:52

So that other Kex, as it turns out, seems like kind of a jerk. Darn.

Obā-san · 2014-04-26 12:51:23

well, with a name like that i cant say that im that surprised

Obā-san · 2014-04-26 12:52:25

420 no-scope BOOOOOOOOM

can't handle my WICKED BURNZ

Tre · 2014-04-26 12:53:43

siiiiick, man

-hi-fives Naney as we sk8bord off into the sunset-

Obā-san · 2014-04-26 12:54:27

HECK YEAHHHH

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