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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Punky Brewster's Millions
  • edited 2014-04-19 14:28:03
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Those have always fallen into the category of "not funny and never were but the internet treats them as hilarious" to me

    See also: Harlem Shake videos
  • edited 2014-04-19 14:52:08
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    (I really wish someone would figure out what  Dghelaayce'e refers to and how it relates to Ohio.  No cheatin' with google or such..)?

    Because I want validation, darn it.

    someone please take an interest in it, please?
  • edited 2014-04-19 14:58:53

    given that Dghelaayce'e is in a language that i dont know and i have no point of reference for what it could possibly be referring to i don't really have a way to research it further besides googling or binging or whatever

    just sayin
  • edited 2014-04-19 15:10:06
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
  • edited 2014-04-19 15:13:05
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”


    Anonus said:

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    There was a radio segment on NPR (WAMU specifically, if you're wondering) yesterday I think, about a study that found that people on Yelp reviewing upscale restaurants tended to use multisyllabic words, loanwords, and words related to sex and sexual pleasure (such as "exquisite", "gourmet", and "orgasmic"), while people on Yelp reviewing more affordable restaurants tended to use words related to drugs and addiction (such as "like crack" or "addicting").
    "Gourmet" isn't sexual at all, and the use of "exquisite" to refer to food predates its use to describe people.

    I don't doubt the correlation that you site, but those are bad examples.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aliroz said:

    Fine, then,

    Hint:

    Alaskan Mountains.

    ...where the heck did you find the native name for Mount McKinley and how did you remember how to spell it?
  • kill living beings
    i literally know more about czolgosz than i do about mckinley, maybe djwhatever isn't so bad
  • edited 2014-04-19 15:35:29
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    Fine, then,

    Hint:

    Alaskan Mountains.

    ...where the heck did you find the native name for Mount McKinley and how did you remember how to spell it?
    There is no such mountain as Mount McKinley.  That is a misspelling and mispronunciation.  It's spelled Dghelaayce'e and pronounced "Dghelaayce'e".  Unless you're Koyukon, in which case it is pronounced "Denali" and spelled, "Denali".

    There never was and never, never shall be such a mountain in Alaska as Mount McKinley.  People can call it that, and call it that, and call it that, but that.  Is.  Not.  The.  Name.

    It's the ohioans who lobby for maps to call it "McKinley", and geology tests in schools, and everywhere; to honor William McKinley of Ohio.

    My dad and mom used to live in Alaska.  My brother was born there.  In my household, it was never, never called McKinley.

    Seriously, we can't just let Ahtna die out as a language.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Oh, OK.

    *...*

    Athabaskan consonant clusters are interesting.
  • edited 2014-04-19 15:44:30
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    It's okay, people who have never been to Alaska or known someone who has been often think it's McKinley because that's what everywhere else teaches it as.  I only know because my parents were there at some point.

    \It's sort of like how Chinese maps show Taiwan as part of china.

    (maps from alaska show it as Denali).

    Blame Senator Regula, who spent his adult life trying to prevent any change from McKinley; and established an Ohioan tradition of blocking any motion of such change.  In Ohio, it's always called McKinley. 

    This has started something of a rivalry between Ohio and Alaska.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Local musician arrested for murder; investigators say he killed someone softly with his song
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu


    Anonus said:

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    There was a radio segment on NPR (WAMU specifically, if you're wondering) yesterday I think, about a study that found that people on Yelp reviewing upscale restaurants tended to use multisyllabic words, loanwords, and words related to sex and sexual pleasure (such as "exquisite", "gourmet", and "orgasmic"), while people on Yelp reviewing more affordable restaurants tended to use words related to drugs and addiction (such as "like crack" or "addicting").
    "Gourmet" isn't sexual at all, and the use of "exquisite" to refer to food predates its use to describe people.

    I don't doubt the correlation that you site, but those are bad examples.
    Exquisite is a multisyllabic word, gourmet is a loanword.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    "Gourmet" isn't sexual at all, and the use of "exquisite" to refer to food predates its use to describe people.


    I don't doubt the correlation that you site, but those are bad examples.
    Exquisite is a multisyllabic word, gourmet is a loanword.
    Oops, read that wrong.

    But "addictive" and "exquisite" have the same number of syllables, and "gourmet" has been around in English since the Middle Ages. So I'm still kind of shaky on the choices, I guess? However, those words do sound "fancier" and tend to have more indulgent, sensual connotations where words like "addicting" have more of an implication of shame or fixation, so... yeah, I definitely buy that.
  • AAAAAAAHHHHHH THE WEATHER IS BEAUTIFUL
  • edited 2014-04-19 17:33:45

    Damn, this is a steal. The individual games cost $18.94 total, but you can get them ALL for just $99.99! http://store.steampowered.com/sub/42723/ ;
    lol
  • The Humongous Entertainment Complete Pack gives you instant access to all 27 games, even ones that aren't released on Steam yet.
    ooohhhhh now that makes more sense
  • I don't genuinely understand why you'd need any of those games that aren't Putt Putt & Pep's Baloon-O-Rama.

    it's only one of the best games ever made. How could anything else in the pack even compare?
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

    AAAAAAAHHHHHH THE WEATHER IS BEAUTIFUL

    image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    okay why the fuck do they have only the first Pajama Sam
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I find it funny how being only a few years older than you guys means I had a totally different childhood when it came to PC games

    I had the MS-DOS versions of Reader Rabbit and Where in the USA is Carmen Sandiego, goddammit
  • I don't genuinely understand why you'd need any of those games that aren't Putt Putt & Pep's Baloon-O-Rama.

    it's only one of the best games ever made. How could anything else in the pack even compare?

    (*high five*)
  • I find it funny how being only a few years older than you guys means I had a totally different childhood when it came to PC games


    I had the MS-DOS versions of Reader Rabbit and Where in the USA is Carmen Sandiego, goddammit
    I also had Reader Rabbit but I think they ported it to Windows 95 or something didn't they?

    or maybe those were just sequels, idk.
  • I don't genuinely understand why you'd need any of those games that aren't Putt Putt & Pep's Baloon-O-Rama.

    it's only one of the best games ever made. How could anything else in the pack even compare?

    (*high five*)
    *mutual high-fiving ensues*
  • Re upscale/downscale restaurant reviews...let me try to actually dig up the story.  I'm a little fuzzy on the details.  Shoudl have done this before posting initially.
  • edited 2014-04-19 17:50:31
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I don't genuinely understand why you'd need any of those games that aren't Putt Putt & Pep's Baloon-O-Rama.

    it's only one of the best games ever made. How could anything else in the pack even compare?

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK IN THE NAME OF PAJAMA SAM!

    DON'T YOU TELL ME 'BOUT OLD COMPUTERS, CENTRAL.  I HAD THOSE, TOO.
  • Aliroz said:

    I don't genuinely understand why you'd need any of those games that aren't Putt Putt & Pep's Baloon-O-Rama.

    it's only one of the best games ever made. How could anything else in the pack even compare?

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK IN THE NAME OF PAJAMA SAM!

    DON'T YOU TELL ME 'BOUT OLD COMPUTERS, CENTRAL.  I HAD THOSE, TOO.
    mmm

    no.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I find it funny how being only a few years older than you guys means I had a totally different childhood when it came to PC games


    I had the MS-DOS versions of Reader Rabbit and Where in the USA is Carmen Sandiego, goddammit
    I also had Reader Rabbit but I think they ported it to Windows 95 or something didn't they?

    or maybe those were just sequels, idk.
    I had one of the DOS versions because it was one of the few games my parents could find sold on floppy disk and--no shit--the computer we had back then had no CD-ROM drive.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    DON'T YOU TELL ME 'BOUT OLD COMPUTERS, CENTRAL.  I HAD THOSE, TOO.

    Oh, don't get me wrong, I love old computers!

    I just don't have any...my family generally tends to keep using computers until they break, so...
  • http://news.stanford.edu/news/2014/april/food-review-language-041014.html

    here we go

    has much more detail than I cited

    also a thing about negative reviews being most typically about bad service

    and apparently a correlation between addiction terms and "typically meaty, sugary, starchy, snacks or fast foods"

    and apparently they went beyond a correlation and decided there was causation going on: 'Jurafsky said that reviews of expensive restaurants also relied on
    "complex words and wordy reviews" to craft the image of the reviewer as
    well educated or sophisticated
    , using words like "sumptuous,"
    "commensurate," "unobtrusively" and "vestibule."' (my emphasis)

    i don't know how they determined caustion, so that bit might be a stretch.  still, the correlation is a thing.
  • edited 2014-04-19 18:24:04
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    SPOILERS: Anonus and Central name their six daughters Calibri, Cambria, Candara, Consolas, Constantia, and Corbel.

    Also, their seven sons are: David, Garamond, Franklin, Berthold,  Brandon, Casey (corbel's twin), and Bastarda.

    David's middle name is Johnston

    Garamond's middle name is Tiresias,

    Franklin's middle name is Flama

    Berthold's middle name is Bauhaus

    Brandon's middle name is Benguiat

    Casey's middle name is Cabin

    Bastarda's middle name is Hobo.
  • I find it funny how being only a few years older than you guys means I had a totally different childhood when it came to PC games


    I had the MS-DOS versions of Reader Rabbit and Where in the USA is Carmen Sandiego, goddammit
    I had where in the USA is Carmen Sandiego too. Probably still have it somewhere around the house.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Aliroz said:

    SPOILERS: Anonus and Central name their six daughters Calibri, Cambria, Candara, Consolas, Constantia, and Corbel.


    Also, their seven sons are: David, Garamond, Franklin, Berthold,  Brandon, Casey (corbel's twin), and Bastarda (middle name Hobo).
    there are no typeface names on the baby name list

    but "Morris" might be on there if we choose to add it
  • edited 2014-04-19 18:36:11
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Rejected names included Caslon Antique and Arial Unicode, Proggy, Fixedys Excelsior, Anonymous Pro, Trixie, Aristocrat, Prestige Elite, Dingbat, and mincho.

    Also, Andy, Vladmir, Ashley, Kristen, Rage, Scribble, Park Avenue, Soupbone, Wililam, Magnificat, Curlz, schwabacher, Porson, and Wilson.

    Jim Crow was never even considered and you should feel terrible for even thinking it.

    And, well, the name "juice" was already taken.  And bagel.

    Coronet is taken for my adoptive kid.

    And also, Inconsolata is the best baby name after "juice".
  • edited 2014-04-19 18:33:28
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I had the Windows 95 version of Reader Rabbit. And also one of the other Reader Rabbit games. Also Freddi Fish and the Case of the Missing Kelp Seeds. No Pajama Sam games, though.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    "Magnificat" is a great word, especially when used in the metaphorical sense.
  • Magnificat
    that me.
  • edited 2014-04-19 18:40:46
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    "Magnificat" is a great word, especially when used in the metaphorical sense.

    I know.

    I should make a joke here, but I can't bring myself to.  It's just so, so, so lovely.

    Magnificat
    that me.
    No, you're the magnifi-cat.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    In a sense, arguing with the Russian bear is like arguing with
    a real bear. No matter how eloquently you explain to the bear that it
    should not eat your face, it’s going to eat your face if it wants to eat
    your face — that is, if you do nothing tangible to stop it.
  • edited 2014-04-19 18:40:25
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^^ Indeed.

    Although technically it means a hymn of praise, short for Magnificat anima mea Dominum - "My soul praiseth the Lord."
  • edited 2014-04-19 18:49:41
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    OCR-A is the robot.

    Sredni's and Pangur's child would be Monofur.  Not Menlo or Monaco.

    Cochin is an awesome clone of Kexruct.  Literaturnaya would be the same, but for Beholder.  For Tachyon, I'm thinking Bookman.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I prefer Garamond.

    Hmm. Conradin Simonici Garamond [Name]-[Other Name]. Sounds aristocratic.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    how's about some typefaces that don't come with Windows?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    HEY!

    GARAMOND IS MINE.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus said:

    how's about some typefaces that don't come with Windows?

    How ze heck do you exspict meh to coom ap wif dose, afnew?

    Zees is me mumma's computer, I'm jost koing offa ze leest o' funts.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I have no idea why I just did that.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aliroz said:

    HEY!


    GARAMOND IS MINE.
    There are enough Garamonds to go around, Al.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aliroz said:

    I have no idea why I just did that.

    Shakespearian Original Pronunciation is the best silly accent, because it actually makes words sound like how they are spelled most of the time: "Prove" and "behove" rhyme with "love" and "dove," "steak" rhymes with "break," and so on...
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