The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • We can do anything if we do it together.
  • edited 2014-04-16 22:19:49
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    image


    That's not how that strip went! Someone changed the words, I think.

    Nah, I'm probably wrong on that.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Phrases that are fun to say:

    Sun dog.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Kexruct said:

    image

    Pictured: Central Avenue
  • Phrases that are fun to say:

    Sun dog.

    there should be a surf band called The Sun Dogs.
  • CITY BOOOOOOOOY
    CITY BOOOOOOOOY
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *gives the next poster a ticket from Greyson City to Queen City*
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Yay.
  • heh, a free ticket out of Hell

    You don't see that every day
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    > implying Queen City isn't hell

    You put way too much faith in the leaders of Centralia.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Next Exit: Hell Junction, 50 miles.
  • > implying Queen City isn't hell


    You put way too much faith in the leaders of Centralia.
    Greyson is simultaneously Hell, heaven and Purgatory all at once.

    And besides, Centralia seems to be doing okay for itself these days- Greyson, meanwhile, has fallen victim to the dreaded Block of Writ.
  • edited 2014-04-16 22:37:31
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    tsk tskh, Central. Your great great great great great grandmother Idsel Sembrani Fushia would never have been so critical of her own administration. Do you really think to inspire your people through cynicism and self-doubt? And what of those who work so hard for you, would you so carelessly discard their work?

    You've got too much of your great great great great grandfather Karkadann Pègaszosz in you.
  • My English teacher mentioned that every time she'd get a song stuck in her head she'd get it out by thinking of Rocky Top.

    That's like inoculating yourself from the flu by getting cancer.
  • kill living beings
    my dick
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what about
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    "The Manwitch is undefeatable!"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • kill living beings
    why do people wear ties
  • they think they look nice?

    im not fond of them myself
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    why do people wear ties

    because they're Mr. Peabody
  • Ties are actually snakelike parasites that force their hosts to work boring office jobs.

    If you weren't a pawn of The Adults, you'd know that.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    tsk tskh, Central. Your great great great great great grandmother Idsel Sembrani Fushia would never have been so critical of her own administration. Do you really think to inspire your people through cynicism and self-doubt? And what of those who work so hard for you, would you so carelessly discard their work?

    You've got too much of your great great great great grandfather Karkadann Pègaszosz in you.

    Ok, but you know, like, I regularly take time out of my schedule to dress up in various government uniforms and pretend to do certain jobs, right? It's a wonder I find any time to do any actual princessing...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Ties are actually snakelike parasites that force their hosts to work boring office jobs.

    If you weren't a pawn of The Adults, you'd know that.

    it sounds like something from Codename: Kids Next Door

    (obligatory Pepper Ann reference)
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Ties are annoying.
  • Anonus said:

    Ties are actually snakelike parasites that force their hosts to work boring office jobs.

    If you weren't a pawn of The Adults, you'd know that.

    it sounds like something from Codename: Kids Next Door

    (obligatory Pepper Ann reference)
    it is something from Codename: Kids Next Door.
  • On the Internet, everyone knows you're a dog.
    How do you humans go through life thinking about your jobs and your grind?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ties are phallic symbols

    I dunno, personally I dislike them
  • well the good news is if you dress right you'll never have to wear one

    unless your job makes you. which is a problem that can be remedied by getting a different job
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    this thread keeps dying a lot lately
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    we must BREATHE NEW LIFE INTO IT
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    wrong ways to parse things:

    "Duck Dynasty" => "duck" as an east-Asian surname, and thus the name of a dynasty (yes, dynasties exist outside of east Asia, but English-speaking people often think of east-Asian dynasties when the term is mentioned)

    "One Hundred and One Dalmatians" => 101 dalmations being given the right to vote

    I believe Koreans have "Duk" as one of their names.

    So it would have to be Korean.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    image

    I love Lucina so much.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    image

    my grandma makes great facebook posts

    orangutans look so motherly
  • edited 2014-04-17 06:38:26
    Today is improper unsanctioned downright improper dimproper contractions compress-words-to-eliminate-middle-syllables comelimisyl day!

    quite chilly, actually => quiectually

    quintessentially => quintially

    quantitatively => quantively

    actually quiectually actually quiectually actually quiectually actually quiectually actually quiectually actually quiectually actually quiectually actually quiectually actually quiectually actually quiectually actually quiectually actually quiectually actually quiectually actually quiectually actually quiectually
  • edited 2014-04-17 06:40:51
    bung, bunga, bungalowbung, bung, abungalow
    bung, bunga, bungalowbung, bung, abungalow
    bung, bunga, bungalowbung, bung, abungalow
    bung, bunga, bungalowbung, bung, abungalow
    (say this with a light swing in the rhythm)
    (the second "bung" in "bungalowbung" comes just before the downbeat)
  • edited 2014-04-17 06:45:22

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  • yeah, I'll frakkin', I'll frakkin' take you to the farmers market 

    and get you the freshest veggies and shit, like they serve at Whole Foods
  • Improperly Fractional Foods
  • Mixedly-Numbered Foods

    Irrational Foods

    Imaginary Foods

    Natural Foods
  • is 0.68 apple less than or greater than or equal to 0.75 orange?
  • I won't compare apples and oranges, but I'll contrast them.
  • I won't add apples and oranges, but I'll multiply them.
  • because they are produce
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo.
  • so

    in my dream last night chris christie tried to overthrow the government of the united states with a thing that shot giant q-tips and me and a group of newfound friends had to escape a giant forest.

    said newfound friends were all pennsylvania dutch (this was all part of chris christie's master plan) and one of them was fluttershy

    ??????
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