The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • yeah, in her case the "Tre" stands for "three", as they're all named after italian cardinal numbers

    except maybe wendi and deed
  • Tre said:

    and no, none of my siblings are Thingamajigs, although one is a self-diagnosed vampire

    Tre said:

    and no, none of my siblings are thingamajigs, although one is a self-diagnosed vampire


    does posting it twice mean that two of them may be self-diagnosed vampires?
  • TreTre
    edited 2014-04-16 20:09:56
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    nah, it's just my one bro

    My sisters are just plain old' hyoomins, and not the Adventure Time kind. The boys of the LaBleep family are the abnormal ones.
  • * study * institutions * on * work * at * levels * specificity * are * confused * one *
  • there is something that i find very, very appealing about the idea of swapping between dimensions
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I considered not posting because anything I post would get me probated (after a stern coddling from like 20 people and 5 pages of drama), but I posted anyway so I could say sorry teasing the kexruct. It is a mistake that I make sometimes. The next time he responds to my post like that, I will simply ignore it, like I do in real life when I have a paycheck at stake.
  • edited 2014-04-16 20:14:50
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Miko said:

    I considered not posting because anything I post would get me probated (after a stern coddling from like 20 people and 5 pages of drama), but I posted anyway so I could say sorry teasing the kexruct. It is a mistake that I make sometimes. The next time he responds to my post like that, I will simply ignore it, like I do in real life when I have a paycheck at stake.

    There were not "5 pages of drama".

    Anyway, by "The Enlightened", he meant stereotypical r/atheism members or what have you. He did not say that he was anti-science, either, he just said that he did not trust that livescience site.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    No I mean, the initial comment of "that thing Imipolex G posted is fake but I'm waiting for your response to construe it as an elitist strawman."

    btw Miko really likes Imipolex G, even if Miko's posting privileges are revoked today. ^_^
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't remember seeing any initial comment like that, and if it was there, the Edit/Delete Log didn't have it...
  • Okay, I was condescending and I apologize, okay?

    I'm not going to ask for an apology from you. Because I'd rather just move on than get upset over a non-apology.
  • I had no sinister intent. I was just being a condescending prick, and I apologize. 
  • Miko said:

    No I mean, the initial comment of "that thing Imipolex G posted is fake but I'm waiting for your response to construe it as an elitist strawman."

    btw Miko really likes Imipolex G, even if Miko's posting privileges are revoked today. ^_^

    Seriously, can you stop projecting what people say as being something that's secretly against you in some fashion? That is not a healthy way of communicating with other people.
  • edited 2014-04-16 20:25:42
    Guys, please drop it. I don't feel like going through this argument. I don't want Miko getting into trouble because I provoked her.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Apology accepted and don't insult yourself please and also I was too harsh maybe so sorry!
  • On an unrelated note

    Had a dream where I was like some sort of world famous artist/writer/whatever who was partially famous for only ever wearing sweatpants and sweaters and staying in bed all day because I couldn’t make art when I was uncomfortable and that’s like my new life goal tbh.
  • edited 2014-04-16 20:29:34
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Look who I spotted in traffic on the way home. It's the bomb squad!

    image

    i just think emergency vehicles are really cool ok is that so wrong
  • A question: Why is it called "Win, Lose or Draw" if drawing is vital to the success of the contestants?

    Wouldn't "Win or Lose and Draw" be more apropros, if not as catchy/punny?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's a play on the other meaning of "draw", as in "tie".

    Like, if you're playing a game, what are your three possible outcomes? Win, lose, or draw!
  • Hm.

    Makes sense, I guess.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I wonder if I will be allowed in the Trash Heap meetup or if I am too much trouble. >_> Sometimes I am not nice, sorry. My gf is teaching me to be better. If I am less terrible now than before, you can thank her.
  • Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother.
    Clipping your nails sure is weird

    You simultaneously feel liberated from the weight they carry but at the same time your hands feel naked at first

    (in other news, this month marks one year of not biting them off regularly ^_^)
  • http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M0NuqwhUT0
    i have no idea what happened here

    maybe what happened
  • kill living beings
    quantitative titration more like bathe in sodium hydroxide you fucking nerd
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Krakatoa.
  • that's not an element named after a polish dance
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    But it is a volcano.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Listening to early Front 242 stuff now. "Lovely Day" sounds very Kraftwerk-ish or even Devo-ish.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Kraftwerk is cool
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I hit the cactopodes with the octopi, and acquired many bonii.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    241342
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The sun and the earth orbit their shared axis of rotation.  I already explained this.

    I hit the cactopodes with the octopi, and acquired many bonii.

    Why did I have to live in the same century as people who make jokes like this?


  • edited 2014-04-16 22:03:14
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I mean, come on.  This is clearly not my century.
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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The Sun orbits around the moon.
  • [Verse 1: 2D]
    I’m a pale imitator of a boy in the sky
    With a cap on his head and a knot in his tie
    I’m the light in the mall when the power is gone
    A shadow in a corner, just playin’ along!
    I’m gonna lay in my bed, I’m rolling aside
    But if a get a car, uh, I’m hoping to ride
    Because I know if I ever say “I’m leaving” to you
    You’ve got a folding chair and you don’t know what to do!

    [Hook]
    You wanna do it but you don’t know what you doing, baby
    You wanna feel it but you don’t know what you’re feeling tonight
    And if you’re thinking that I don’t know what you’re thinking, baby
    You go on thinking and you gonna make it alright!

    [Verse 2]
    I’m impregnable, incredible, and set in the quo
    I’m a late in my ride, and not a heart in soul
    I got Saturday night, enough’s been said
    If I ever had to do it
    Well, you know I wouldn’t care
    I’d just get down, I’m loving the feat
    And if I wanna talk back, the message is free
    Then there’s a fire, a ray, and out in the sun
    And if you can’t partake, you get ‘em alive
    You get a heart. Break

    [Hook]

    [Bridge: Andre 3000]
    Every time we try, we get nowhere
    Wouldn’t it be nice if we were just normal people, yeah
    Trying so hard to act like we don’t care
    But it’s true you do, nothing is left so I guess I’m right

    [Verse 3: Andre 3000]
    New word - onomatopoeia
    Boom! Quit acting like you don’t wanna be here
    Fuck around and get jumped like leap year
    Glock in the glove make you really wanna leave me A-lone
    Get the fuck on, gone
    Okay, okay, okay, back to the happy song
    Rap ain’t nothing but the art of talking shit
    My bitch look pretty up there, round, thick
    My plaid pants, my solid future
    Asinine ass and a gorgeous coocher
    I’m an outcast but you’re into me
    Summer got mad cause winter blew me
    That juicy fruit, that splooshy sploosh
    Generation X on bloopty bloop
    Get doop, gotta get doopty doop
    E’rybody hit the floor, we through the roof
    Like a chimney, I commend me
    How come it be some lame ass nigga talking about “Ah he don’t rap enough”
    But y’all rap a lot, and I’m like wrap it up, ho
    We ain’t Scarface, we ain’t Willie D
    We ain’t Bushwick, ye ain’t killin’ me
    Better play with your motherfucking mama
    Bet you still stay with your motherfucking mama
    Keep sleeping on me, I’mma rock my pajamas
    In the daytime, I swear, I promise
    Dare a nigga “say something” tear a nigga face off
    How come blacks don’t play baseball?
    Y’all white, know y’all can taste all
    This fly shit I stay finna take off

    Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
    Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
    Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
    Yee ain’t fresh squeezed juice, nigga you that Tang
    Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
    Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
    Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
    Wait, you really Slick Rick? Nope you Dana Dane

    Bet it up, header ups
    A lava language and the vocal volcanic
    If it ain’t fixed don’t broke it, don’t panic
    If it ain’t hits, it ain’t shit, God dammit
    If it ain’t this, it ain’t dope, it don’t flush
    And if it ain’t hip or don’t hop, well then hush
    "Man they sound like-"
    "Man they stole yo-"
    "Man they look like-"
    Nope it ain’t us

    Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
    Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
    Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
    Is you really Slick Rick? nope you Dana Dane
    Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
    Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
    Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang
    Yeen fresh squeezed juice, nigga you that Tang

    [Bridge]

    Flip the page, our days are revelations (Hiiide!)
    Space is strange, doctor, I’ve got no patience!
    Oh, it’s all a part of the process (Okay, okay)
    Nothin’s new, it’s true, cool, I admit, shit, I guess you’re right!

    (I even mumble I’m the shit)
    (Need mumble, I can mumble)
    (I can mumble that I’m the shit)

    I’m the shit!
    I’m the shit!
    Yeahhhhh, I’m the shit!
    Haaaaaaa, I’m the shit!

    I know it sound good to you!
    Cause it sound excellent to me!
    I’m the shit, yeahhhhh!
    Yeah, I’m the shit!

    I do it cause I’m convinced
    I do it cause I’m the shit
    I’m never on the fence!
    Ah! I’m never on the fence!

    Yeahhhh! I’m the shit!
    Yeaaaah! I’m the shit!
    Yeah!
    I could even take keys on y’all!
    I can even make it a hundred degrees on y’all, I’m the shit!
    Yeah, yeahhhh! I’m the shit!
    Ahhhhhhh, I’m the shit!

    Mumble cause I’m the shit
    Yeah, I can mumble cause I’m the shit, I can mumble
    I don’t have to say shit cause I’m the shit
    I don’t have to say a goddamn thing cause I’m the motherfucking shit
    And you know it!
    I’m the shit!

    Say it wit’ me!
    I’m the shiiiit…
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    everything orbits around me
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You lot are putting way too much thought into this. Isn't it obvious?

    Everything in the universe is merely moving around Princess Alice. v_v
  • edited 2014-04-16 22:15:53
    Sometimes I feel like the shit
    Sometimes I feel like the shit, sometimes I feel like I’m shit
    Sometimes I wanna stand for somethin’, then sometimes wanna sit
    I didn’t really plan on cussin’, but sometime it just slip

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I’m the shit!
    I’m the shit!
    Yeaaaaaah, I’m the shit!
    Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I’m the shit!
    Yeaaaaaaaaah! I’m the shit!
    Ahhhhhhhhhhh, yeah! I’m the shit!

    I know it sound good to youuuuu
    Cause it sound good to meeeeee
    I’m the shit!
    Yeah, yeah, I’m the shit!

    You need to walk away from the mic
    Cause I’m the shit! I did it tonight
    I’m the shit! Yeah, I do it riiiight
    I’m the shit! I don’t even have to sing in key
    Ohhh! It’s ALL ABOUT ME! I’m the shit!

    Run back to the mud! I’m the shit!
    I could do this shit all night! I’m the shit!
    I could do it in the day, I’m the shit!
    I could do it any way, I’m the shit!
    Yeahhhhh, I’m the shit!

    That’s it
    Yeah, I can say it
    Now I can say it, don’t you see it?

    I don’t even sweat!

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I’m the shit!
    I’m THE SHIT!
    I SAID I’m THE SHIT!

    It might sound good to you
    It sound excellent to me

    Fuck! I’m the shit!
    I’m the shit!

    I take a piss cause I’m the shit!
    I can fart on it, I’m the shit!
    I can squat on it, I’m the shit!
    I get dome on it, I’m the shit!
    I make her climb on it, I’m the shit!
    This song will be I’m the shit!
    The sun love me, I’m the shit!
    The moon is jealous of me!
    The sun is jealous of me!
    The rain is jealous of me!
    EVERYTHING IS JEALOUS OF ME!
    I’m THE SHIT!

    I’m THE SHIT!
    I’m THE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAHHHH
    AHHHHH-AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH

    You can’t have a piece of my pie! I’m the shit!
    I’m that guy! I’m the shit!
    I don’t know why! But I’m the shit!

    Yeah, I’m the shit
    Don’t even have to scream
    I don’t even have to dream
    I’m the shit, I make you cream
    Cause I’m the shit
    Yeahhh, I’m the shit

    When I stand up, everybody sit, I’m the shit
    Asshole

    Sometime I feel like the shit, sometime I feel like I’m shit
    Sometime I wanna stand for somethin’, then sometime wanna sit
    Didn’t really plan on cussin’, but sometime it just slip
    When you the mayonnaise and the mustard, you can’t relish in it
    And when them panties turn to custard, who the hell do they miss?
    And when the nanny fucks the husband, what does she tell the kids?
    That’s a whole ‘nother discussion, we can’t fit in our kicks
    That’s a whole ‘nother discussion, you can’t fit in these kicks
    Yeah

    The way I feel tonight, I think I’ll wear these shades
    For the rest of my life
    Yeah
    Yeah

    The way I feel tonight, I think I’ll wear these shades for the rest of my life
    The way I feel tonight, I think I’m-a wear these shades for the rest of my life
    That way, you won’t be able to see the disappointment in my eyes
    Cause they don’t lie (Don’t lie…), not to my eyes (Not to my eyes…)
    Nah, they don’t lie (Don’t lie…), not to my eyes (Not to my eyes…), un-un
    (They don’t lie, they don’t lie…)
    (Not to my eyes, not to my eyes…)
    (Not to my eyes, not to my eyes…)
    (Not to my eyes, not to my eyes…)

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    goddammit imi you beat me by like 30 seconds
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Ahem. If the Sun orbits around the moon, it stands to reason that everything orbits around me, thank you very much.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    orbiting the planet at maximum velocity

    the moon with the rebel base will be in range in 30 minutes.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    In a metaphysical or psychological sort of way, isn't it true that everything revolves around you? After all, you view everything from just one perspective: your own.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Three Rozpoints to the person who can explain the significance of, "Dghelaayce'e", without search engines or other internet research.
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