The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • why would you do that?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I'll kill you all one day.


    Fucking asses.
    why are you so angry lately?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    you are not authorized

    But I'm the Princess!

    I thought I told you to give me Super Duper Administrator privileges
  • no you only got duper administrator privileges

    which only privileges you to duplicate yourself infinite amounts of times

    scenario: use duper administrator privileges strategically to give yourself super duper administrator privileges
  • edited 2014-04-16 02:42:58
    all the world's a game

    and the people in it, merely players

    objectives undefined, sandbox world
    credit-feeding
    unbalanced
    newbie-unfriendly
    manual not available
    read the freaking manual anyway
    pseudo-random number generation
    ultra-high-resolution graphics
    realistic physics
    tactical simulations
  • kill living beings

    you are not authorized

    But I'm the Princess!

    I thought I told you to give me Super Duper Administrator privileges
    can the princess make a file so privileged she cannot rm it
  • Worship Is the Cleansing of the Imagination
  • edited 2014-04-16 02:50:16
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Honestly can't tell you why I'm angry.

    Also you guys aren't the asses. There are meatspace asses.
  • Sorry about that.  Hope things get better.
  • What Glenn said. For a sec I got nervous •_•
  • About the Fault in Our Stars Thing.

    You're putting a stick of tobacco inside of your mouth. Saliva's going to be working it's magic on that stick of tobacco while it's in your mouth, and that carcinogenic slurry's going straight into your bloodstream.

    No, it's not harmless if you don't light the bloody thing.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I didn't know that. I was complaining about how it was trying to ape transgressive ritualistic behavior but failed because it was too lame.

    Wait, what about the filter?
  • i like how my sister summed up the book, "it's like one long 'So Relatable' tumblr post"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heh.

    I haven't read it, myself...
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-types-movie-adaptations-that-must-be-stopped_p2/ I don't get it, all the movies named in Number 2 are good.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Cadpig said:

    Aliroz said:

    Cadpig said:

    My real voice is British-accented. The producers of the show made me us all do a Hugh Laurie and sound like Americans. They said it would make us more relatable.

    Neat!

    So, you did your own dubbing.

    Still, Cruella's family has had that farm since 1732.  Don't you think that you should give it back, for reasons of long-long-long belonging?

    (I only ever saw that episode.  Sorry, I plan to watch more.)
    Cruella tried to kill me, and my siblings, and my parents, and she still won't leave our family alone! Why should we cave to her demands?
    Because that's her farm.

    You can get another farm.

    If you got another farm, she'd leave you alone.
  • I asked myself was I content,
    with the world that I once cherished?
    Did it bring me to this darkened place
    to contemplate my perfect future?
    I will not stand nor utter words against this tide of hate.
    Losing sight of what and who I was again

    I'm so sorry if these seething words I say 
    Impress on you 
    That I've become the anathema of my soul

    I can't say that you're losing me
    I always tried to keep myself tied to this world, 
    But I know where this is leading me
    Please
    No tears
    No sympathy 

    I can't say that you're losing me 
    But I must be that which I am 
    Though I know where this could take me
    No tears
    No sympathy 

    Gracefully
    Respectfully
    Facing conflict deep inside myself 
    But here confined 
    Losing control of what I could not change

    Gracefully
    Respectfully
    I ask you "Please don't worry,"
    Not for me
    Don't turn your back
    Don't turn away

    I can't say that you're losing me
    I always tried to keep myself tied to this world
    But I know where this is leading
    Please
    No tears
    No sympathy

    I can't say that you're losing me
    But I must be that which I am
    Though I know where this could take me
    No tears
    No sympathy

    No tears for me, no sympathy
    No tears for me
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Sometimes I wish that back when I dealt with antinatalists I had made better arguments.

    Then I realized it didn't matter.
  • edited 2014-04-16 10:38:22
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^agreed

    ^agreed
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Not worth arguing with people who care more about making imaginary numbers go as low as possible than they do about people.
  • that assumes you can have another farm
    and that cruella actually is okay with just having just her own farm and isn't out for your hide

    also the local anime club uses weekly themes as an excuse to watch something they want to watch rather than trying to build a set of shows that coherently relate to that theme

    for example, using the "mafia" theme as an excuse to watch tokyo godfathers
  • call of duty snoops ghost dogg
  • call of duty snipes geist digg
  • I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It's not even close.
  • edited 2014-04-16 10:57:37
    ^^^ pictured in above video: 12- (in red) and 13- (in blue) -year-olds

    pictured below:
    a 14-year-old: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110626225252/prettycure/images/0/08/Hanasaki.tsubomi.png
    a 13-year-old: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110626230325/prettycure/images/6/61/Kurumi.erika.png

    lol, art styles
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    image
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    so shock at crushing gender norms

  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nothin' wrong with crushing gender norms
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    gender normans
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    speaking of which, I guess India legally has a third gender now

    groovy
  • ''You goddamn honkies are all the same.’ By this time he’d opened a new bottle of tequila and was quaffing it down….He sliced the grapefruit into quarters...then into eighths...then sixteenths...then he began slashing aimlessly at the residue.'
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    ''You goddamn honkies are all the same.’ By this time he’d opened a new bottle of tequila and was quaffing it down….He sliced the grapefruit into quarters...then into eighths...then sixteenths...then he began slashing aimlessly at the residue.'

    the fuck is this
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Do you ever have a thing where, like, someone will seem like they know what they're talking about, but then they'll throw something out there and suddenly you're like "wait, now I can't take anything you say seriously."

    Like the other day I was reading some comment threads about software and bug patches and some guy mentioned that back in the day he saw Firefox 2 as "matching toe-to-toe with IE7" and I was like "goddammit, now I can't trust that you know what you're talking about!"

    Things that will immediately result in Central Avenue not taking you seriously:
    • Taking Internet Explorer seriously, or even considering it fit for everyday use
    • Insisting on enabling ART in Android 4.4, or insisting that it makes your phone faster
    ...I should expand this list later.
  • the only browser fit for everyday use is no browser because computers are for fucking nerds
  • edited 2014-04-16 17:27:44
    On the Internet, everyone knows you're a dog.

    the only browser fit for everyday use is no browser because computers are for fucking nerds

    Like you?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hahaha my Dad bought a Chromecast

    And totally had no idea he can use it with his laptop

    He thought it was just for his phone
  • edited 2014-04-16 16:24:48
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Post 242154

    Hey!  I use Internet Explorer, and also Firefox.

    Seriously, I can barely run Firefox on Novus Computador.  La Computadora couldn't even run Firefox.  WIndows Explorer works great for me.

    (La Computadora is an IBM Compy 286 upgraded to a 386 so it could run Windows 3.0 (and some stuff from 3.1 which allowed it to use internet explorer 2).  Novus Computador is a brand spanking new Windows 95 that blows my mind with its speed and power.)

    Novus Computador even has the Plus Pack!  I can run from internet explorer 1 to internet explorer 3 on it; and so much better than La Computadora. SO yeah, I gots speed and variety.

    I plays steam on my mom's laptop.  Someday, I might even be able to upgrade Novus COmputador to a shiny Windows 98!  An get the mystical gigabyte of information!

    Laugh if you want, but instead of ads, I get "SORRY CANNOT DISPLAY DIS STUFF" messages.

    SO, don't mock INternet Explorer.  It works just dang fine, and quick.

    My brother has a fancy schmancy new computer that he says has hundreds of gigs, and maybe even a terabyte.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Welcome back to The Ohio State University. Your Ohio State Username of [Centie's username]
    Additionally, you are assigned the following OSUID: [Centie's student ID] has been reactivated.
    ...Yeah, your form letter parser needs a bit of work there, OSU.
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