The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I WANT IT TO BE SATURDAY ALREADY SO I CAN EAT CANDY AND CHIPS AND DRINK SODA JEEZ
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    who the heck names their kid Conradin

    That short story is set in the late nineteenth century in England.

    Also, I like that name.
  • we shall have a child and name him conradin JUST TO SPITE YOU KEX
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I shall call my son Conradout.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    we shall have a child and name him conradin JUST TO SPITE YOU KEX

    You mean Mo.

    Or did Kex say something?

    If so, then it goes for both of them.
  • oh yeah i do mean mo


    SORRY KEX
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    oh yeah i do mean mo



    SORRY KEX
    Tee hee
  • I LIKE THE NAME CONRADIN

    I too, shall have a child named Conradin.

    JUST TO SPITE YOU, MO
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Princess Tutu 2: To Toot Tombs.
  • Most people judge the fit of pants by whether or not they can button up the waist, but this is wrong. On high-end trousers, the waist can often be brought in or let out if there’s extra material to allow. The only dangers are that the pockets come too close together when the waist is taken in, or that the pants have been garment-dyed, so that when let out the additional material would not have the same color.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Microsoft
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    I beated Contra without using "the code" or continuing. It is quite a sloppy run, though, because my mother was yelling at me during most of it, which is a regular occurrence in my house.

    *worships at the altar of Miko*
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I bought stuff again. Yay.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Sleeping is cool.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sleeping can be a good escape
  • I think if you're going to go for a "Con" name, "Constantine" is the only good option.
  • also if the Sredni Vashtar was a D&D monster, it would just be a sized-up Dire Furret that can cast Phantasmal Killer as a spell-like ability.
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    John Concertina.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I'm afraid I can't kill you, Miko.

    Pyrid would hate me forever if I did.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hugs*
  • Man we need to have a meetup at least so we can make good on these *hug* IOUs.
  • But isn't part of the fun of IOUs knowing that you'll never make good on them
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *also hugs* :)
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    IOU: 10 IOUs.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay DOG

    also yay MIKO
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    A meme. :o A cute meme!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ :o
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *hugs*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hugs* :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image

  • edited 2014-04-13 21:47:21
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Sometimes, the problem with sociaEVERYBODY. OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR EVVABODY WALK THE DINOSAUR.
  • edited 2014-04-13 21:50:03

    When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one
    people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with
    another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and
    equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle
    them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they
    should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created
    equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable
    Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of
    Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted
    among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,
    --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these
    ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to
    institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and
    organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to
    effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that
    Governments long established should not be changed for light and
    transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that
    mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to
    right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.
    But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the
    same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism,
    it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and
    to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the
    patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity
    which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The
    history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated
    injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment
    of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be
    submitted to a candid world.

    He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

    He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing
    importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should
    be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend
    to them.

    He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large
    districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of
    Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and
    formidable to tyrants only.

    He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual,
    uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records,
    for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his
    measures.

    He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

    He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause
    others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of
    Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise;
    the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of
    invasion from without, and convulsions within.

    He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that
    purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing
    to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the
    conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

    He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

    He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

    He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of
    Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

    He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

    He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

    He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to
    our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to
    their Acts of pretended Legislation:

    For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

    For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders
    which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

    For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

    For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

    For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

    For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring
    Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging
    its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument
    for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

    For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

    For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

    He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

    He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

    He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to
    compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with
    circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most
    barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

    He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas
    to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their
    friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

    He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured
    to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian
    Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction
    of all ages, sexes and conditions.

    In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in
    the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only
    by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act
    which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

    Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We
    have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to
    extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of
    the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have
    appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured
    them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations,
    which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence.
    They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We
    must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our
    Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in
    War, in Peace Friends.

    We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America,
    in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the
    world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by
    Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and
    declare, That these United Colonies shall open the door, and shall get on
    the floor, whereupon everybody shall walk the dinosaur.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    when in the course of human events, it becomes necessary to rock the fuck out
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    image

    that dude looks like Tobias Frere-Jones
  • edited 2014-04-13 21:53:11
    Anonus said:

    image

    that dude looks like Tobias Frere-Jones
    iI know, right?  and then there's also a guy wearing a suit and tie sitting next to him.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    omg, the only proper walkthrough of Touhou 12 on youtube that I know of that is above Easy mode is... the one I made. :o
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Marisa and Zun ^_^
  • We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created
    equal, that they are well endowed by their Creator with huge meaty veiny dicks wowee


  • oh, that's zun?

    why is he hanging out with a guy who looks like tobias frere-jones?
  • We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created
    equal, that they are well endowed by their Creator with huge meaty veiny egos wowee


    fixed that for you
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, but women are ranked by cup size
  • We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, but women are ranked by cup size

    A for awesome, D for disgusting cow shit get it away :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I suppose I am a rather lowly woman, then. u_u Now my life makes sense.
  • edited 2014-04-13 21:55:19
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^ha ha no

    ^ha ha no
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^^ :D
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