fucking motherchristing shit i keep fucking dying against the fucking flagship fuck it god damn ass fucker it takes some crazy shit fucking to get fucking past the fucking missile launcher
Identify audience and goal or purpose of brochure. Gather content (information/images/ideas)
Create a 6 column tri-fold brochure, using Microsoft Publisher (use template to get the margin guides, but delete the template items)
Each column organized by information priority:
Front cover = attention getter and topic introduction
Inside flap = information summary or additional connect to entice reader to want to know more about topic
Inside 3 columns = main content of the brochure (Break up content into bite size chunks – use headings and images to divide text into small paragraphs or lists of information)
Back cover of brochure = reminder, review of content = what the reader should do next – final call to action
Brochure should have text, headlines and images
Brochure should demonstrate good use of contrast, repetition, alignment (within column and across other columns) and proximity (group content with headings).
Remember that the pages sizes are 1/3 of a page in width, so use text and image sizes in scale with the document.
i have 7 hours to do this so this shouldn't be too big of a deal
EXCEPT MY DAD IS SHOWING UP TOMORROW so like if i don't get any sleep im never gonna like be able to get a fucking nap in arglebargleforever
this is lame can we skip forward in time to the part where i miraculously turn into a cat
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I always wondered what kind of people spring for Priority Mail or UPS Next Day Air or whatever FedEx's equivalent is called
Because, like, I usually don't actually care how long it takes for something to reach me, at least not enough to pay extra to get it sooner
The exception would be if I needed something urgently, and let's be honest, if it was really that urgent, I wouldn't be ordering it online anyway, because I don't have that much faith in these shipping services to begin with
i used Amazon Prime for a while because my dad signed me up for it
i don't know if it worked out more cost effective in the long run, but i really liked being able to just pay for something and get it the next day without having to worry about postage costs
in China news today, the Tarim transitional government's ultimatum for imperial personnel to leave city-level governmental offices has been followed patchily, varying from compliance to to to violence. Some of the worst of that violence has been in the KHOTAN area 8map zoom9 we go live to our senior hui correspondant on the scene - WARNING INSECURE LINK - hello miss
Arguably, this Troper is probably the youngest of which who suffers from this Trope. This is practically the invisible label that's under the invisible Berserk Button of this 13-year old kid. He broke 33 pencils in his life, and had a good friend break two of those pencils because they were too hard. He even yelled at someone because that guy was the third person who asked if he could be punched for the third time, with a teacher only a mile ahead!
Arguably, this Troper is probably the youngest of which who suffers from this Trope. This is practically the invisible label that's under the invisible Berserk Button of this 13-year old kid. He broke 33 pencils in his life, and had a good friend break two of those pencils because they were too hard. He even yelled at someone because that guy was the third person who asked if he could be punched for the third time, with a teacher only a mile ahead!
Oh thanks.
Is anyone surprised that he's the one who responds?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Also, "20 minutes from one end of town to the other?" Yeah, maybe at 3 AM!
Take piano lessons. Practice a half hour, forty five minutes, or an hour a day. You will be able to play the piano. You didn't learn to walk in a week, or talk, or drive or swim.
Children, when they learn scales and simple songs, are rewarded with sincere praise, and it is praiseworthy. Just because you are older doesn't make it any less praiseworthy. The children feel accomplished, and so should you. The children have parents to force them to practice, which is good.
After years, look at how much you have learned. Piano is fun and can be invigorating or relaxing. You have that half hour or forty five minutes, somewhere. Stop playing things like solitaire and bejeweled, stop hitting refresh.
Stop sitting around wondering what you want to do.
It is so very worth it. The same applies to writing and drawing. Consistent practice! Step away from the timesinks and learn the things you want to learn.
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Because, like, I usually don't actually care how long it takes for something to reach me, at least not enough to pay extra to get it sooner
The exception would be if I needed something urgently, and let's be honest, if it was really that urgent, I wouldn't be ordering it online anyway, because I don't have that much faith in these shipping services to begin with
i don't know if it worked out more cost effective in the long run, but i really liked being able to just pay for something and get it the next day without having to worry about postage costs
i love this
I beat Rogue Legacy!
on to NG+
agent type CORROSION/TEAR/PSYCHOTROPE
medical action EVACUATE
in China news today, the Tarim transitional government's ultimatum for imperial personnel to leave city-level governmental offices has been followed patchily, varying from compliance to to to violence. Some of the worst of that violence has been in the KHOTAN area 8map zoom9 we go live to our senior hui correspondant on the scene - WARNING INSECURE LINK - hello miss
Anyway, I have little fondness for any pre-Unleashed 3D Sonic
And no, not a desert bus.
Buses
BUSES
Because it is a great song.
Children, when they learn scales and simple songs, are rewarded with sincere praise, and it is praiseworthy. Just because you are older doesn't make it any less praiseworthy. The children feel accomplished, and so should you. The children have parents to force them to practice, which is good.
After years, look at how much you have learned. Piano is fun and can be invigorating or relaxing. You have that half hour or forty five minutes, somewhere. Stop playing things like solitaire and bejeweled, stop hitting refresh.
Stop sitting around wondering what you want to do.
It is so very worth it. The same applies to writing and drawing. Consistent practice! Step away from the timesinks and learn the things you want to learn.
DO IT.
Miko!