The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I never read any Heinlein, truth be told

    maybe I should? I dunno

    I am only a perv within a very narrow range, y'know
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Most people think "Fascist" before they think "Pervert".
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Also, since when do alligators wear clothes? Besides hats.
  • edited 2014-04-10 13:52:43
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Also, since when do alligators wear clothes? Besides hats.

    Our skin counts as clothes, silly.

    It's you hairless soapy soft-skinned embryo-looking apes what need clothes to cover how hideous you all are.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    BURN
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    BURN

    Yay, Warmth!  I love wamth!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    lol, cold-bloodedness
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    lol, cold-bloodedness

    Ectothermy, ye endothermic gās.

    When active, we have comparable blood temperatures to
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...to what?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Odradek said:

    Aliroz said:

    Man, I really wish we had a perfect cure for depression.

    I have nothing to add to this, other than to say that it is perfectly true.

    Stay in there Miko. We're all rooting for you, and we believe you can get out and be everything you want to be. 
    :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Alright, I am done with Gradius III now, because it is a horrible unfair game full of bullshit, and I got close enough to the end that I realize this. It is not even fair. Lunatic Touhou or Cave or whatever might be brutal but it is always 100% fair.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    By "unfair" I mean "the game will randomly decide to arrange hitboxes in such a configuration that there is no possible way to maneuver to safety, regardless of how protected your ship is, because nearly everything pierces your shield, and when this happens you will die and lose all your power-ups and any chance of the game arranging itself into an escapable configuration is quenched." It is just pure luck. It's terrible. This is not even mentioning the way that the slowdown fucks with your ship speed when you're dodging split-second insta-death lasers.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That sounds like a good game to give up on.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    I wish Game Freak would make more games other than Pokémon.

    Then again they are an independent company so they technically could, but I guess Pokémon keeps them too busy.

    What I mean is, I want another Drill Dozer
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    found a glitched graphic in Black Candles that escaped me for, like, a year

    why am I not perfect :(
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Nintendo owns 53% of GF's stock, so.
  • volunteer coordinator isnt in. im gonna go to wendys, walk about some, sonate plasma and apply for some jerbs
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I learned the hard way that farming for lives on the last stage of UFO Lunatic is a good way to waste the one extra life I have, which exists because of extreme levels of both skill and luck.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @last page: Yeah, I guess most people don't really remember 25-year-old car makes and models. It just amused me because whoever wrote the notice seemed to get a Plymouth Sundance mixed up with a Pontiac Sunfire.

    I don't know why I'm such a Chrysler fangirl, when admittedly a lot of what they put out in the '90s and 2000s was not that great...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    meanwhile, the Imimobile needs $500 in repairs
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Imimobile is a Dodge, right? Just provin' my point... >_<
  • Beat Cave Story+ a while back. Completely forgot that you could blow up the statues for extra power-ups. Just what I needed. 

    I'll take on Wind Fortress in a while.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It is indeed a Dodge.

    It's 12 years old, though
  • you know, finger pricks dont bug me anymore
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    good for you, here's a medal
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, it took a while for the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo to reach Centralia

    So while you all were playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and Super Mario World, Centralian kids were playing with rocks.

    They were 16-bit rocks, though!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Dear Clear Channel:

    Having your stations IDs refer to "an iHeartRadio station" instead of "a Clear Channel station" doesn't make you cool, you know.

    Your reluctant listener,
    Central Avenue
  • very un-flamboyant for me in terms of colour but I was sick of not being able to wear my red trousers because all my shoes clashed with them
  • oh sweet they have the second season of adventure time on netflix
  • Where can I watch Eva legally?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    why would you want to
  • Because it's good and I'm not a criminal.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yeah, I'm sure

    the Matrix sequels are deeper than Evangelion, FFS
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    what makes you say this
  • Before I put this next video up, let me pre-empt you: "So Spielberg's allowed to use 9/11 imagery but Zack Snyder isn't?" The answer is yes.

  • imipolex's avatar character, but flat-chested
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That's because Spielberg can do anything
  • can he make imipolex's avatar's character flat-chested?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Not related to filmmaking, but have you read The Men Who Would Be King? I'm pretty sure he's autistic

    He got to do shit like play with equipment on stage while someone else was giving a speech

    Meanwhile I'd get scolded or ridiculed for it
  • the best thing is these posts can apply regardless of what imipolex's avatar character is

    so they are perennially applicable
  • i leaned back and i just noticed that there is a sprinkler almost directly above my head

    yntkt
  • two full-size styrofoam containers of chinese food are too much for a meal for me but one is not enough
  • i should back to GISing the Hampton Roads and Baltimore areas for this class project

    later
  • edited 2014-04-10 17:58:36
    if i were traveling backwards in time, i would say "earlier"

    yntktt
  • splash fun water park

    i can jump swing crawl, mountain climb

    dee zee at discovery zone
  • shit, i am traveling backward in time

    be back sometime
  • or forward
    i'm not sure anymore
  • livestream OGANizing thread
    livestream as run by ogans
    they're like goblins but they have wooden hammers
    have lucca burn them to remove their hammers
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