The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    whats ur class
    Oridnary Witch Man who has Recently Taken Oaths on Several Graves at the Behest of His Mother that He Will Not Seek Female-ness
  • edited 2014-04-09 22:51:49

    ^ well you know what they say, oaths on graves are fake and gay
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Miko said:

    Nice!!

    Also, "Miko" is not really my name, it is just a Touhou character's name that I like, but sshhhhhhh.

    It's the Japanese word for a shrine maiden, or in earlier tradition a female shaman. While Japanese Shinto in the modern era tends to emphasise male spiritual purity, it is traditionally the miko that has a direct line to the spirit world and acts as a go-between for the kami.

    Girl power, yo.


    Aliroz said:

    In all seriousness, the involvement of the chinese in Africa has had certain consequences and is an important issue.

    I don't want to get in a political debate or start a "which country is worse" conversation; but I would like to say that if you were going to criticize China, you'd have a lot to go on; human-rights wise. 


    I mean, if you discount everything that is deniable, you still have the fact that Chins has no laws against discrimination on the basis of sexuality. No legal recognition of same-sex marriage either (not even civil unions), and thus a codified advantage for different-sex married couples to adopt in that they are legally recognized as married and married couples have fewer legal hurdles to adoption.

    Yeah, the Chinese political/business oligarchy is pretty horrible.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Miko said:

    Miko, the bitch who will sleep in your closet and keep her mouth shut if you give her a bowl of cereal every day.

    Legit kinkiest thing I've heard all day. Or scariest. Or both. Still not sure.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It's the Japanese word for a shrine maiden, or in earlier tradition a
    female shaman. While Japanese Shinto in the modern era tends to
    emphasise male spiritual purity, it is traditionally the miko that has a direct line to the spirit world and acts as a go-between for the kami.

    Girl power, yo.
    Yes. ^_^ Hakurei Reimu and Kochiya Sanae are both miko residing in Gensokyo, but there is also a Taoist character, based on the real-life Prince Shoutoku, who is named Toyosatomimi no Miko. :)

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Miko said:

    Miko, the bitch who will sleep in your closet and keep her mouth shut if you give her a bowl of cereal every day.

    Legit kinkiest thing I've heard all day. Or scariest. Or both. Still not sure.
    *hugs* u_u
  • edited 2014-04-09 23:05:20
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko's name is spelled 神子 (divine child), but the occupation of the miko is spelled 巫女 (shrine maiden).
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    No, I won't give you cereal.  Or, at least, not only cereal.  You need carbohydrates, proteins, fiber, oils, fruits and vegetables, some sugars, and all in all a varied diet that fulfills your needs and keeps you healthy. 

    Also, you can't live in a closet.  You need space to run and cartwheel, to climb trees and roll in the grass, to feel the sun and the wind, to see the sunsets.

    And you'd need books, toys, and clean clothes.  Also, someone to brush your hair.  You also need friends.

    And you'd need some form of teaching, some education, so you can know things.

    And why keep your mouth shut when you have a voice to speak?  The world wants to hear what you have to say.

    Trust me, being mute is not as fun as the alternative.

    You can't live in a closet with daily cereal.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    My closet is uncomfortable, so you can sleep on the floor instead

    I'll get a sleeping bag or something
  • Quick question, out of curiosity:

    Is the character Rukia, from the series Bleach, a well-written character?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ I didn't watch enough Bleach. :o
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Quick question, out of curiosity:

    Is the character Rukia, from the series Bleach, a well-written character?

    Dunno, I never read or watched Bleach.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Triplepost.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko remembers why she hated sexuality for most of her life: it made her feel ultra inferior. Miko feels similarly tonight: "wait, I can't have sexual feelings because then I will remember that I am someone else's play-thing and also shamed with a gross body of a very awkward gender that pleases them."
  • Miko said:

    Miko, the bitch who will sleep in your closet and keep her mouth shut if you give her a bowl of cereal every day.

    do wood shavings and paint chips count
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Mother I am going to make *you* grow hair and acne and a cock and balls! :O
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    do wood shavings and paint chips count
    yes
  • i'm going to make you grow a trunk and tusks
  • and a prehensile tail
  • also, a shell made of chitin
  • bat wings cost extra, though
  • can i grow a pair of kitty ears
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    "Miko please have sex with me tonight and watch anime and play all the video games"

    "I'm sorry Pyridrym I am too busy dealing with the shockwave that the gay closet makes when it opens"
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    can i grow a pair of kitty ears

    certainly
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    TWO gay closets, not even just one :O
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Can't make me grow nothing but bigger.  That's the only way we pseudosuchians grow.

    (growing new teeth doesn't count).
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    trolololololololololol every shitty parent ever, your daughter is a lesbian and there is nothing you can do
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Nice try, Miko!

    My parents are awesome and would unconditionally love any child of theirs.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I turned out to be a lesbian technically I guess but I don't count because because I have a dick :o
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Aliroz said:

    Nice try, Miko!

    My parents are awesome and would unconditionally love any child of theirs.

    ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Confirmed gay people in Miko's fam: 3.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    probably more than 3 tbh
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I often feel lesbianly, I think

    whatever that means
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have a gay cousin

    this is not important
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Miko said:

    Miko's name is spelled 神子 (divine child), but the occupation of the miko is spelled 巫女 (shrine maiden).

    Huh, interesting wordplay there!
  • Is there a name for a lesbian that occasionally wants nothing more than to choke on
  • edited 2014-04-09 23:28:44
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko wants to choke on all the sexy fat cocks too. ^_^
  • edited 2014-04-09 23:31:14
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    None of my 48 cousins are homosexual (my parents were the seventh of eight children and the sixth of seven).

    I guess all of them are either aces like me, or heterosexual.  All of them cis, it seems. (though some of them might be like me, only weakly identified as any gender.  I don't talk about such things with them.)  Okay, the ones that are children don't really count.

    (I have 23 on my mom's side and 25 on my dad's.)
  • edited 2014-04-09 23:30:34

    (*puts on the no-fun hat, whaps people with newspapers until they take their inappropriate discussions elsewhere*) though i agree wholeheartedly
    Aliroz said:

    None of my 48 cousins are homosexual (my parents were the seventh of eight children and the sixth of seven).

    All heterosexual.  All awesome people.

    (I have 23 on my mom's side and 25 on my dad's.)

    this is statistically very unlikely, though stranger things have happened
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I fear no newspapers
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko's family hate hate hates LGBT people. They are faking it or they don't exist or they are disgusting. There are at least three of us and our lives have sucked for it.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    guys remember when Homestuck was still a thing that existed? It's too bad Andrew Hussie never finished that comic before we all died of old age. :o
  • edited 2014-04-09 23:34:45
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I have work in just a few hours but I will probably not fall asleep tonight because I was too scared and upset earlier.
  • i can chew on my bangs
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I kind of want to call in sick tbh but idk if that is a good idea or not because I didn't pass hiring probation yet
  • i was actually just thinking about getting myself a Kanaya avatar.

    i think it will be a thing i reread off and on throughout the years perhaps
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