You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Maybe someday I can go around insulting hundreds of millions of people like Miko does.
Just you wait, China.
You're gonna be all like, "Whoa! Who was that incredibly handsome pseudosuchian who just insulted me out the wazoo? This fifth of the world's population needs to go home and cry like LEETLE BABY MEN WITH LEETLE BABY TEARS. And now we declare that everybody should give that incredibly intelligent and flawless pseudosuchian hundred dollar bills in hope that it will not insult us aagain."
NOTE: The above is silly and non-serious. I know sometimes when I'm being facetious, it comes off as passive-agressive. I mean no insult to Miko.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
In all seriousness, sometimes I'd like to go off insulting China like how Miko often insults the United States of America; because I am appalled by the loss of the wild Chinese Alligator population.
In all seriousness, sometimes I'd like to go off insulting China like how Miko often insults the United States of America; because I am appalled by the loss of the wild Chinese Alligator population.
u should do that
i recommend writing a nice 5 paragraph essay on why china is hecka lame, cite sources and cover a wide range of things, including things that are not alligator related.
In all seriousness, sometimes I'd like to go off insulting China like how Miko often insults the United States of America; because I am appalled by the loss of the wild Chinese Alligator population.
u should do that
i recommend writing a nice 5 paragraph essay on why china is hecka lame, cite sources and cover a wide range of things, including things that are not alligator related.
China is meretricious because, according to the official information held in confidence by the Chinese Government, in China, people secretly grow rice there sometimes. I hate rice! It tastes bad. The awfulness of Rice is confirmed by my little sister.
Also, according to my uncle who I totally did not make up, the chinese are always trying to hack the internet and steal your datafiles and download all your CPUs. Also, Xinjiang is just too dang big. Also, it has the place furthest from any goshdang sea or ocean. Why didn't I think of that! that's awesome! It's as far away from a coast as you can get! That must be the best place in the world, but no, the chinese people have it and continue to not be so awesome as to grow ten-foot beards and bench-press Peraceraterium with their pinkies while turning Nitrogen 14 back to Carbon 14.
China does not have dinosaurs, according to a person who I just asked. It does have a peoples in it. This peoples is responsible for apparently a whole crudload of the illegal ivory trade.
Also, China does not bounce if you drop it. It breaks. And also, China, when you dig deep enough, you get there. They're always below. If they dig down, they could get anywhere! They have a perfect transportation system to get anywhere and they don't use it!
Also, this just in, Chinese people totally wake up at nine. At night. They sleep in all day! I mean, I tried to yell so my chinese buddy could hear me, and he was all like, "Ali, I was sleeping. It is two in the morning", and I'm all like, "No, you liar! It's noon!".
China's shape looks like a crab. And that's why china is terrible.
In all seriousness, the involvement of the chinese in Africa has had certain consequences and is an important issue.
I don't want to get in a political debate or start a "which country is worse" conversation; but I would like to say that if you were going to criticize China, you'd have a lot to go on; human-rights wise.
I mean, if you discount everything that is deniable, you still have the fact that Chins has no laws against discrimination on the basis of sexuality. No legal recognition of same-sex marriage either (not even civil unions), and thus a codified advantage for different-sex married couples to adopt in that they are legally recognized as married and married couples have fewer legal hurdles to adoption.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
In all seriousness, sometimes I would like to complain about China like how you do of the United States, and for many of the same problems.
But I realize it would make everyone, including me, uncomfortable.
The disparity intrigues me. Why does it make us uncomfortable while miko's posts on America do not make us uncomfortable?
(guys, the rice thing is a reference to how the Chinese have drained so much wetland to make rice paddies. The sillyed-up version is "rice is yucky! bleh!". I actually do like rice). (The joke is confusing rice paddies with rice patties.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I've seen "bobbies" plural more often than I've seen "bobby" singular, so I guess that's why I associate the "-ie" spelling with police.
Either way, I think we can all agree that British police uniforms are cool.
Though for fuck's sake stop depicting Amy Pond with one in official merchandise, she only wore that in like one episode
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Now I'm thinking about Doug Walker talking about how hard it was to find a suitable "little girl" outfit for Rachel's Evilina costume, because nearly all costumes sold for adult women are meant to be "sexy" in some way
That's not relevant; I'm just typing out my mindleaps as if it's 2011
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Sometimes I feel weird for enjoying the post-revival Nostalgia Critic episodes
Because with the scripted skits and the half-hour running times it's very, very different from the original "guy yelling about a movie for 10 minutes" series I fell in love with as a teenager
But, I dunno, the new series is kind of fun in its own right
And if Doug and Rob still resent being forced to un-retire the character, they sure don't show it...
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Miko.
Someone start screencapping! We're approaching 240,000.
A different miko. Also a trans miko.
Just you wait, China.
You're gonna be all like, "Whoa! Who was that incredibly handsome pseudosuchian who just insulted me out the wazoo? This fifth of the world's population needs to go home and cry like LEETLE BABY MEN WITH LEETLE BABY TEARS. And now we declare that everybody should give that incredibly intelligent and flawless pseudosuchian hundred dollar bills in hope that it will not insult us aagain."
NOTE: The above is silly and non-serious. I know sometimes when I'm being facetious, it comes off as passive-agressive. I mean no insult to Miko.
Also, according to my uncle who I totally did not make up, the chinese are always trying to hack the internet and steal your datafiles and download all your CPUs. Also, Xinjiang is just too dang big. Also, it has the place furthest from any goshdang sea or ocean. Why didn't I think of that! that's awesome! It's as far away from a coast as you can get! That must be the best place in the world, but no, the chinese people have it and continue to not be so awesome as to grow ten-foot beards and bench-press Peraceraterium with their pinkies while turning Nitrogen 14 back to Carbon 14.
China does not have dinosaurs, according to a person who I just asked. It does have a peoples in it. This peoples is responsible for apparently a whole crudload of the illegal ivory trade.
Also, China does not bounce if you drop it. It breaks. And also, China, when you dig deep enough, you get there. They're always below. If they dig down, they could get anywhere! They have a perfect transportation system to get anywhere and they don't use it!
Also, this just in, Chinese people totally wake up at nine. At night. They sleep in all day! I mean, I tried to yell so my chinese buddy could hear me, and he was all like, "Ali, I was sleeping. It is two in the morning", and I'm all like, "No, you liar! It's noon!".
China's shape looks like a crab. And that's why china is terrible.
I don't want to get in a political debate or start a "which country is worse" conversation; but I would like to say that if you were going to criticize China, you'd have a lot to go on; human-rights wise.
I mean, if you discount everything that is deniable, you still have the fact that Chins has no laws against discrimination on the basis of sexuality. No legal recognition of same-sex marriage either (not even civil unions), and thus a codified advantage for different-sex married couples to adopt in that they are legally recognized as married and married couples have fewer legal hurdles to adoption.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Maybe it's different where you're from, but properly made rice is the stuff of heavens.
But rice is great on other dishes
In all seriousness, sometimes I would like to complain about China like how you do of the United States, and for many of the same problems.
But I realize it would make everyone, including me, uncomfortable.
The disparity intrigues me. Why does it make us uncomfortable while miko's posts on America do not make us uncomfortable?
(guys, the rice thing is a reference to how the Chinese have drained so much wetland to make rice paddies. The sillyed-up version is "rice is yucky! bleh!". I actually do like rice). (The joke is confusing rice paddies with rice patties.)
Bobbie seems like a name for a Scottish guy, to me
i felt it was kind of ambiguous whether Ruka was trans or not.
it was a 'sexy' gimmick outfit
but yeah