The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • you know

    the cutest male models are the ones in pattern magazines that don't look like someone's dad
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko, the utter trash
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    brb going to work on my self esteem with a hard game I've failed 300 times and then break my 200 dollar gamepad in frustration
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    well more like 250 dollars with the mods i did
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    HEAPERS are the sort of evil people who say marijuana sometimes


    oh shit i said it just there

    IT'S TIME TO PANIIIIC
    That was actually pretty funny, if snippy. Well done.

    Tachyon said:

    To be fair, Aliroz has made his dislike of marijuana known before.

    If it makes you feel better, Aliroz, imagine Aliroz the Stoned is some kind of parallel-universe alternative Aliroz, and not a reference to you personally.

    Okay.

    I'm not really offended or anything, It's just, well, stuff like that is why I sometimes wish I knew of a legitimate forum for seriousness and impeccably proper forthright conduct of convention.

    "Jolly good day sir, two and two is four."

    "By jove, quite right! Enjoy your orthodox punctiliousness, old chap."

    "Quite, quite. On your part, enjoy coloring within the lines."

    "Tally-ho".
  • miko you should try making things

    like try sculpting or knitting

    those are both things where you can start making things right away and you can always improve yourself, but there's no real failstate
  • edited 2014-04-08 18:39:04

    i need to be less snippy/catty

    it's a thing that i've been trying to work on over the years with irritatingly limited success.

    out damned spot
  • edited 2014-04-08 18:39:34

    it seems to be a most stubbornly ground-in character flaw
  • i need to be less snippy/catty


    it's a thing that i've been trying to work on over the years with irritatingly limited success.

    out damned spot
    Sometimes it's endearing!

    I also need to work on being less....willfully blase' about everything, though, so I sympathize to a degree.
  • and i never seem to be able to catch myself doing it either it's only after the fact that im like "oh shit i did that again"
  • i guess it's kinda amusing

    im a catty cat

    :3
  • look at me

    i'm a kitty cat

    i wear a bowl of peanuts

    for a hat

    if i eat them all

    i will get fat

    blah blah blah

    i'm a kitty caaaaaaaaaaaaaat!


    :3

  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

    A---ikiso
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    > Install Windows 8.1 Update 1
    > It pins a Windows Store icon to my taskbar

    Yeah, nice try Microsoft, but Metro still ain't happenin'.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Re: Microsoft's repeated attempts at getting people to like and/or tolerate the Windows 8 interface:

  • While the Windows Store changes implemented in Windows 8.1 Update 1 are positive for developers, a key piece is missing; curation. There’s still a lot of trash to sort through. Examples? We’ve got plenty. One of the top apps in the Top Paid section of Social is “Rate My Cleavage,” which costs $2.99. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And here I thought the iOS and Android app stores were full of garbage
  • i remember downloading that cute pugilist kitten game and it was strategy-free free to play garbage and i was sad
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Apparently back at the height of its popularity 60 Flappy Bird ripoffs were uploaded to the App Store every day
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Odradek said:

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    fuck i totally forgot about this comic
    What is even going on here...?
  • edited 2014-04-08 21:24:31

    remember that one comic where furries were a religious/ethnic group and they dressed in fursuits every day and this group of thugs murdered that one furry?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It rings a bell, but I do not.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

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    fuck i totally forgot about this comic
    What is even going on here...?
    image

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  • this comic is amazing because it has the most utterly absurd premise and it's 100% dead fucking serious all the time
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    this comic is amazing because it has the most utterly absurd premise and it's 100% dead fucking serious all the time

    image
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    That is trippy.

    Like, wow. This is a thing.
  • Odradek said:

    this comic is amazing because it has the most utterly absurd premise and it's 100% dead fucking serious all the time

    image
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  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    It's a shame most of the El Chavo YTPMVs  use the Brazilian dub. I mean, it's good, but I'd prefer to hear the original Spanish
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Though Battaglia felt the song kept repeating the same chord progression, he believed the "accents and shifts in pitch" strengthened it.
    how can you feel like the song keeps repeating the same chord progression

    either it does or it doesnt
    I thought for a second that you were referring to Mike Battaglia, who is actually a pretty cool guy, but apparently this surname is more common than I thought.

    I think that this guy was trying to say one thing and failed at it.
  • turdmark, warrior of light
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Is it weird that I associate those old-fashioned ambulances with the Ghostbusters now?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    ...Is it weird that I associate those old-fashioned ambulances with the Ghostbusters now?

    I always have
  • wow, it's like someone attempted to do a TwoKinds sort of thing, but more batshit
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    in other news *hugs Miko* YOU ARE NOT TRASH
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    in other news I don't see the point of spending $2.99 for Rate My Cleavage when I can see tons of cleavages for free
  • edited 2014-04-08 21:45:53
    We can do anything if we do it together.

    Though Battaglia felt the song kept repeating the same chord progression, he believed the "accents and shifts in pitch" strengthened it.
    how can you feel like the song keeps repeating the same chord progression

    either it does or it doesnt
    I thought for a second that you were referring to Mike Battaglia, who is actually a pretty cool guy, but apparently this surname is more common than I thought.

    I think that this guy was trying to say one thing and failed at it.
    I looked at the original review, and the actual quote is:
    Certain of his preferred synth settings and his general air of pomp will turn away those without a soft spot for retro-futurist fantasies, but Lindstrøm's keen sense of melody would translate into any era: While banging away at the same simple chord progression in "Grand Ideas," he adds enough accents and shifts in pitch to make a primitive task sound heroic.



    It would seem as if the addition of "feel" was the fault of the person who wrote the Wikipedia article.
  • what does blixty even mean tho

    blixt is Swedish for "lightning"

    thus "blixty" is somewhat akin to "lightninglike", or, well, "lightning-y"
    i used to misread this as "blixty slyxcat"
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Though Battaglia felt the song kept repeating the same chord progression, he believed the "accents and shifts in pitch" strengthened it.
    how can you feel like the song keeps repeating the same chord progression

    either it does or it doesnt
    I thought for a second that you were referring to Mike Battaglia, who is actually a pretty cool guy, but apparently this surname is more common than I thought.

    I think that this guy was trying to say one thing and failed at it.
    I looked at the original review, and the actual quote is:
    Certain of his preferred synth settings and his general air of pomp will turn away those without a soft spot for retro-futurist fantasies, but Lindstrøm's keen sense of melody would translate into any era: While banging away at the same simple chord progression in "Grand Ideas," he adds enough accents and shifts in pitch to make a primitive task sound heroic.



    It would seem as if the addition of "feel" was the fault of the person who wrote the Wikipedia article.
    Ah, that makes a lot of sense.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    A lot of SA's grudges seem to be weird 30 somethings hatin' on teenagers as if they knew better.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I thought Mo's old name had to do with Blix, the Time Sweeper.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    as a 30-something, let me tell you, sometimes it's hard not to hate on teenagers
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    as a noun, let me tell you, sometimes it's hard not to hate on teenagers


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I am not a noun

    I am an adjective
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pomf pomf
  • Odradek said:

    I thought Mo's old name had to do with Blix, the Time Sweeper.

    That's Blinx The Timesweeper u fuckin pleb
    Odradek said:

    A lot of SA's grudges seem to be weird 30 somethings hatin' on teenagers as if they knew better.

    the weird parts of Something Awful are such a bizarre place.

    like, you can't claim you're better than every other large site because you're "more reasonable", and then feel the need to put "SA" in your twitter handle to proudly display the fact that yes, I paid actual fucking money to access a web forum in the year 2014.
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