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  • Dear Princess Celestia:

    Which one's better? Chimi Cherry? Cherry Changa? Chimi Cherry? Cherry
    Changa? Chimi Cherry? Cherry Changa? Chimi Cherry? Cherry Changa?
    Chimi Cherry? Cherry Changa? Chimi Cherry? Cherry Changa? Chimi Cherry?
    Cherry Changa? Chimi Cherry? Cherry Changa? Chimi Cherry? Cherry
    Changa? Chimi Cherry? Cherry Changa? Chimi Cherry? Cherry Changa?

    Your faithful servant,

    Pinky Pie

    ps: Chimi Cherry? Cherry Changa? Chimi Cherry? Cherry Changa? Chimi Cherry? Cherry Changa?




  • edited 2012-03-05 02:18:08
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    edit: never mind, it's funnier if I don't explain it
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    You might say this mailpony has a large.....


    Package.


    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
  • You know now there's a fanfic in which Fluttershy is a serial killer.

    How long before they go through the whole mane cast?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, between that, "Cupcakes", and "Rainbow Factory", they're halfway there.

    I still want to see a fic where Twilight Sparkle figures out a way to use her magic to make ponies stop being alive and she goes back and gets revenge on all the fillies who made fun of her in school.

    And one where Rarity skins fashion critics alive and uses their fur to make overpriced apparel.

    Now we just need Applejack...
  • Applejack kills ponies and feeds them to her pigs like in that one episode of Criminal Minds.
  • edited 2012-03-05 02:28:15

    Indeed.


    Although "Stop being alive" sounds dull. Pureeing their organs sounds better.


    ^ (*Honorary Murderbrohoof*)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    @Naney

    The Hub shows that commercial all the time. Is that where you've seen it before?

    CA, Applejack could...kill ponies with farming equipment?
  • No, I can't remember where I saw it.


    Gotta love Chocolate milk.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, got my Debian CD to boot again, going to completely zero out the HDD and try again later. I'm going to bed now.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night lee.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Tonight's Pre-Sleep Listening Mandate is "The Curse Of Millhaven," by Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds.

    Well my name is Loretta but I prefer Lottie...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good night Lee.
    Although "Stop being alive" sounds dull. Pureeing their organs sounds better.
    Well when I said that, I was thinking of the scene in Carrie (the book, not the movie) in which the title character uses her telekinesis to kill her mother by stopping her heart. Not very gory, admittedly, but hella creepy the way it's written.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...now I wanna read it!

    Maybe I could borrow Mother's Kindle and check it out or something.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Also, the song is about a little girl who kills a bunch of people. Goodnight.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night PF.
  • edited 2012-03-05 02:40:21

    I was thinking of the same thing, but then I thought of Witch Hunter Robin, where the first Monster (*Witch*) Of The Week killed people via telekineticaly ripping apart their organs.


    The way the dude jerked around and spat up blood when the baddie did it onscreen was pretty impressive.
  • edited 2012-03-05 02:41:35
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^^^ Or you could go to a public library and just pick up a copy on the shelf. Just sayin'.

    ^^^ Good night.

    ^ Hmm...would that translate well to prose, you think?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The nearest library is not within walking distance of my house and we don't go there often, you know.
  • I got Anno Dracula the other day, which is a book about an alternate history in which Queen Victoria married Dracula.
  • @ CA: On second thought, I like your idea better.


    Eventually she does it out of anger and is wracked with guilt for the rest of her life.


    Damn, now I wish I could write.
  • edited 2012-03-05 02:44:44
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^^ I hear ya, AU. That's part of why I got my Kindle--I could drive to the library and pick up books, but then I have to remember to return them and stuff and it's not nearly as convenient. I'm more likely to actually read stuff when I can acquire it by sitting on my ass.

    ^ I kinda want to actually write it now but I don't have any ideas for the plot beyond "Twilight Sparkle kills somepony."
  • I wanted to write a story in which Rarity solves a murder the other day for some reason.
  • edited 2012-03-05 03:27:45
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "And one where Rarity skins fashion critics alive and uses their fur to make overpriced apparel."

    You might recall I wrote the beginnings too such a thing because CA DEMANDED someone write My Little Pony Fetish material, or some such.

    It's somewhere in the mother heap. Not sure how long it would take to get it...



  • edited 2012-03-05 02:49:06
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    LOOK AGAIN! The empty post is NOW Pony fiction!

    *Knock, knock*

    Rarity: “Come IIIIN!”

    Twilight: “Hey Rarity, I…uh…I just read the article about you in Poguey… I wanted to see if needed someone to talk to.”

    Rarity: “Oh, darling, thank you so much for the thought, I’m FINE really!”

    Twilight: “Are you sure, because they said some pretty mean…”

    Rarity: “Not to worry, darling! I’m in the business! You win some you lose some. I’ll just have to try something else next time around. Something to DAZZLE them!”

    Twilight: “Wow, Rarity! You’re taking this really well! I’m impressed, I thought for sure you’d be really upset about this!”

    Rarity: “Well, if I didn’t have such fantastic outfits to make *motions at a gem studded, full pony body, leather outfit* maybe I’d have the time to wallow in…you know…I never did figure out what ponies wallow in…””

    Twilight: “Oh my! That’s quite a departure from your regular work I’m…I’m…”

    Rarity: “Shocked?”

    Twilight: “Well… YEAH! But it looks really good! I’m sure you’ll knock ‘em dead next time around.”

    Rarity: *for the briefest of moments gets a crazed look in her eye but regains her composer* “Ahem, yes well, I’m GLAD you like it darling! I’m going to make a few more just like it!”

    Twilight: “Well, I won’t keep you...and…OH! Have you seen Spike around? I haven’t seen him hours!”

    Rarity: “Spike? *looks thoughtful* Can’t say that I have. You know him, though, always getting roped into something or another by some pony.”

    Twilight: “Heh, you’re probably right…he’ll turn up. Well, gotta go!”

    Rarity: “See you soon, darling!”

    *door shuts*

    Rarity: *Breaths a sigh of relief* “No where were we....”

    Spike: *walks in carrying some rope and a metal try* “I thought she’d NEVER leave!” *Hands Rarity the tray*

    Rarity: *examines them with unicorn telekinesis magic* “Thanks darling…hmmm…PERFECTLY CLEAN! Oh Spike, you’re the best friend a girl can have, after DIAMONDS of course!” *’’magics’’ the tools back to Spike*


  • edited 2012-03-05 03:06:04
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Spike: “Aww, shucks, ‘twernt nothin’…”

    Rarity: *starts to put leather outfit on* “Well, time to get dresses, can’t leave our guests waiting!” *Opens a door and Rarity followed by Spike descends down a long stretch of stairs, the light getting fainter and fainter until it’s little more than mood lightening illuminating two gagged and tied ponies and a dark lump of something in the corner*

    Rarity: “Hello darlings, I’m SO sorry you didn’t like my dresses…” *muffled cries* “But I hope you like my NEW outfit” *Poses* “Do you recognize it? It USED to be your friend over there in the corner…*She moves in until she’s inches away from the face of a crying, female pony* but it looks SO much better on ME don’t you think?” *The Pony attempts to scream through the gag.*

    Rarity: *sighs* “A Critic to the last, eh? Well, it’s too bad really… You’re going to help me make the next one…whether you want to or not… Spike, tray!”

    Spike: *Holds up try where Rarity can see it* “Yes, my lady.”

    Rarity: *Magics up a scalpel* “Good, now hold still darling, I wouldn’t want to mark that beautiful coat of yours TOO much…”

    (Ok, stopping now I have way to much urge to have Rarity get constantly interrupted by the rest of her friends and turn this thing into a satire where she’s constantly interrupted while attempting to show that pony her stabs.)


    Anything is possible when your man knows how to work a search engine LIKE A BOSS.
  • If Rarity were going to solve a murder, it would have to be a genteel Agatha Christie-type affair. None of those uncouth mean streets, dahling.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Morning
  • She'd probably have to get Twilight to do the scientific stuff.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Gil is just the epitome of awesomeness.
  • OTHAR TRYGVASSEN!!!!! Gentleman Adventurer
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I just noticed he managed to grab Tarvek's book during all that as well.
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    ........Bedtime................
  • edited 2012-03-05 03:43:44
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  • ^^^ D'awww.
  • The way Rarity pronounces "darling" is the best thing ever:


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  • -gives Superspaincat some warm soup-
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Off to work now
  • i hate being fuckkin sick all the time becaues I miss school and people yell at  me for it and it sucks. I just want to get better please kay 
  • i hate being fuckkin sick all the time becaues I miss school and people yell at  me for it and it sucks. I just want to get better please kay 
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You didn't tell us you were sick all the time.
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  • -hugs Globecat-
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