The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Princess Alice

  2014-03-24 13:18:48

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Break time
  
  I shipped something earlier with the part number 2800-02-5FU
  
  My immediate first thought upon seeing it was "Hmph. 5F yourself!"
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-24 13:19:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Aliroz said:

  I fit the mall in my backpack
  

  that must be an awful lot of stuff
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-24 13:20:01

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Break time
  
  I shipped something earlier with the part number 2800-02-5FU
  
  My immediate first thought upon seeing it was "Hmph. 5F yourself!"
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-24 13:59:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  said that
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-03-24 14:04:20

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Careful, Roz. Backpacks can break that way. Trust me on this.
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-24 14:19:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Imi out
  
• sunn wolf

  2014-03-24 15:01:01

  Burgundy Queen said:

  

  whuh
• Obā-san

  2014-03-24 15:13:15

  
  

  I wanna have a big heart

  I don't wanna play a small part
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-24 15:15:05

  kill living beings
  

  https://twitter.com/Isdcats
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-03-24 15:15:30

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  http://capx.wikia.com/wiki/CAPX_Wiki
  This is some nice shit
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-24 15:16:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Imipolex G said:

  said that
  

  Yeah my phone was being a little bitch and I couldn't see if it sent or not
• Obā-san

  2014-03-24 15:30:26

  
  

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-24 18:46:18 edited 2014-03-24 19:00:49

  Well, thanks to the magic of Wikipedia, now I know that...
  
  1. Welcome to Night Vale is not related to Homestuck, Bravest Warriors, Gravity Falls, or Little Witch Academia.
  
  2. Welcome to Night Vale is an ongoing radio-style series.  (At first, I thought it was just a one-time actual-radio show.)
  
  3. Welcome to Night Vale is not affiliated with NPR or the BBC.
  
  4. Welcome to Night Vale is not intended be a free (as in free beer) production. actually no i derp
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-24 18:50:25

  kill living beings
  

  what do you mean it's not intended
  
• Tanya

  2014-03-24 18:53:08

  Pizza Dog

  Free bears ~unleashes them~
  
  Gordan Freebear and his brother John Freebear worked in an office.
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-24 18:59:41

  Klinotaxis said:

  what do you mean it's not intended
  

  As in, it's actually being sold for money on a store somewhere.  At least, I presumed this was the case since it was said to be in the iTunes store.
  
  /me looks it up on iTunes
  
  Oh.
  
  I stand corrected.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-24 19:09:52 edited 2014-03-24 19:15:58

  realization
  
  "idiot" begins with the letter i
  
  i is the 9th letter of the alphabet
  
  cirno is 9
  
  cirno is idiot
  
  idiot = 9
  
  IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
  
  OBAMA ACTUALLY SECRET BUDDHIST
  
  HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
  
• MetaFour

  2014-03-24 19:38:05

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Klinotaxis said:

  https://twitter.com/Isdcats

  
  Ding ding ding. Twitter's over, everyone. This beautiful soul just won.
• Odradek

  2014-03-24 19:39:53

  My dreams exceed my real life

  

  
  This just made me lol harder.
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-03-24 19:55:14

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  sunn wolf said:

  Burgundy Queen said:

  

  whuh

  r/oldpeoplefacebook
  
• Hexartes

  2014-03-24 20:00:27

  Just went out to eat for my birthday.

  
  

  Relevant:

  
  

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-24 20:01:34

  Happy birthday!
  
• Hexartes

  2014-03-24 20:02:28

  THANKS
• Odradek

  2014-03-24 20:03:01

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Facebook is slowly replacing e-mail as the part of the internet old people use.

  
  

  Also happy birthday kexruct
• Hexartes

  2014-03-24 20:04:48

  For my birthday someone should buy 999 and talk to me about it. 

  
  

  (Why yes I'm bringing that annoying habit of mine back)
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-03-24 20:04:55

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  The
• Aliroz

  2014-03-24 20:46:08

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Careful, Roz. Backpacks can break that way. Trust me on this.

  Didn't break this time.  Won't try it again.
  
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEXRUCT! 
  
  Daaaang, gotta go.  See you guys tomorrow (sorry, Kexruct, I'll make up for it tomorrow).
  
  I will buy 999 and talk to you about it.
  
• Obā-san

  2014-03-24 21:25:10

  
  

  have i mentioned how much i love my new pants?
• Aliroz

  2014-03-24 21:25:58

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I am truly glad that you love pants, Yon Assassin.
  
  Yay for pants!  Yay pants!  Keep wearing pants!
  
• Odradek

  2014-03-24 21:26:52

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-03-24 21:26:58

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
  The Fatal1ty Gamer Food advert has some fierce competition
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-24 21:30:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Imi back
  
• Tre

  2014-03-24 21:31:31

  
  

  like Schwarzenegger
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-24 21:32:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  let's kick some ice
  
• Anonus

  2014-03-24 21:37:11

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Odradek said:

  

  I could make this happen, if ABC Inc weren't behind me
• MetaFour

  2014-03-24 21:45:23

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Naney Naney Naney.
  
  I saw something amusing and horrifying this weekend.
• Obā-san

  2014-03-24 21:52:03

  
  

  what?
• MetaFour

  2014-03-24 21:53:06

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Square-toed cowboy boots.
• Misery

  2014-03-24 21:59:52

  The sadness will last forever.

  Happy birthday Kexruct.
• Aliroz

  2014-03-24 22:49:55

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I wish we heapers could buy an island and be able to live together. PR buy a plane and be able to transport heapers to better places.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-03-24 23:12:14

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Ever since I read XKCD's 1000th comic, I now note the 1024th comic of webcomics that keep count in the url.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-03-24 23:38:33

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Alan Scott: The Prototype

  Hal Jordan: The Original (but seriously, he's kind of a boring character?)

  John Stewart: The Black One. Everyone Loves The Black One.

  Kyle Rayner: The 90's replacement for Hal Jordan. Not half-bad.

  Guy Gardner: Got punched by Batman that one time. Cool outfit though.

  Simon Baz: Gun, gun gungun gun gun
• Hexartes

  2014-03-24 23:44:41

  I’m tired as all hell. Happy Tucker day, everyone. Goodnight. 
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-24 23:46:45

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Nighty night Kexruct
• Obā-san

  2014-03-24 23:46:50

  
  

  
• Obā-san

  2014-03-24 23:51:14

  
  

  there is a large rip in my bedsheet now

  
  

  shit
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-24 23:53:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I found a big rip in my pants earlier, that's not so great either
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-24 23:53:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  and that's not a great pagetopper
  
• Hexartes

  2014-03-25 00:01:53

  Took a shower, now have both energy and a ton of Kingdom Hearts-related emotions.

  
  

  Ech. I wish my interest in games didn't always manifest itself in brief, intense, obsessions. It's exhausting.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-25 00:08:37

  I had to retire two pairs of pants because they got holes on their asses.
  
  Also
  
  Shaq Foo
  ????? Bar
  Simon Baz